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Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
How to find other swingers - - This has been discussed before, however we never weighed in so it is new to us! LoL.
Over the years, we have seen a number of pendants and charms designed to identify swingers through out the internet. They ranged from the elaborately ornate, to the swap meet 10k gold overlay variety. I have yet to meet a "swinger" who owned one.
Luvbugs! (mR.) :)
Oh yeah, P.S.
If you really want to meet "swingers" I would suggest the internet. It sounds entirely too good to be true to me, but I have heard that there are MILLIONS of 'em on the internet.
Rumor has it that they congregate together in large online groups where they share pictures, stories, and sometimes...even get together for crazy group sex. I know, it sounds crazy...but I would look in to it if I were you. *wink* ;)
Meeting couples at places other than lifestyle events/clubs - - We are opening up to more people in the work place and in general to some of our understanding friends. Which so far has been great, infact we've turned a few friends into swingers. We are always open about our sexuality and sex life in general so when people talk to us about stuff and they find out about our lifestyle. They tend to come back later asking more and more about it. Overall the searching through profiles does get old, but we do enjoy seeing new and old friends come on the site. For us the chats and private meets are exciting. its kinda fun to do a bit of searching.
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - To those who do understand the call to duty, I present my views of Juan...
"War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than him self"
- John Stuart Mill
NUFUNCPL
Required info for swingers - - [video]http://www.youtube.com/v/FKkCyVPju1k[/video]
Vegas! - - We went to Whispers in December. It was amazing. We thinks it’s the best swingers place in Vegas.
Curious Devil - Political Science Project - Posted By: TEQUILAROSE Reply posted on:
Jan 22, 2008 - 9:40 pm
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You're not even validated Devil. You've been on the website less then a year and have less than 2000 profile views. I think we see now, why you are frustrated with swingular and yet here you are.
You do know that I am also able to see your private pictures. LOL! Your wife talking to the mike on one of them the other shows her opening her shirt over a pink cup and near a half gallon of liquor. LOL!
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1. Thats because we don't use this site like the others. We have validations on SLS and SDC and LL.
2. Those are pictures of me princess - Mrs. Devils and yeah, we have some dirty pictures LOL Don't most people? and seriously did you call it "talking in the mic"? LMAO.
3. The other picture was at a party ~ ya know those things swingers do in real life ;) I don't drink rum but my friends sure like it, cranberry n vodka is my drink of choice but either way... what are you saying? I'm over 21, are the laws different in Utah or something? hahaha
Sexy swingers closer to our age - 20-30 year old sexy swingers - Why hide your faces be proud of who you are and what you are
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - it is an amazing feeling
[quote=KITTYCAT27]DP is my fantasy and the reason why I signed up for a swing site.[/quote]
Kylie - ????? - [quote=kylie15851]How come everybody on here seems to be from utah...?[/quote]
Because Utah is fuckin' AWESOME and it's a little known fact that thanks to the Mormon church and it's history of polygamy over half the population are swingers. True story! [em]Emo_4[/em]
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