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Is the coronavirus harshing your swinging buzz? - Swinging while wearing surgical masks! - [quote=Utahldscouple][quote=EVILDOERS]We've decided that the BEST way to keep the coronavirus at bay is to strictly follow the new rules of social distancing. Unfortunately, there are enough horny swingers running around that it's really hard. But our new patented procedure of not bathing or using deodorant and eating a diet high in onions and garlic (and never brushing our teeth) is proving VERY effective in reminding other people how important social distancing is. Send nudes and we'll send you a copy of this revolutionary system!
[img]https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7TKvxnDibVYwawHC/giphy.gif[/img][/quote] Do you know if the virus transfers from nipple sucking or oral? Asking for a friend.[/quote]
This is the ONLY corona-pocalypse approved suckage!
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Facebook group - - Seems like we read where there is a swingers Facebook group. Does anyone know if this true? If so, how do we find it?
Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - Here are the totals as of 4-7-09 9:30am:
Scorpio 13
Gemini 12
Cancer 11
Virgo 10
Aries 9
Sagittarius 8
Libra 8
Leo 6
Capricorn 6
Pisces 5
Taurus 5
Aquarius 4
In need of advice - sexual - OK there is shit missing here, your on this site asking for advice but not a swinger, your wife does not know about it and if she did would probably give you less than you get now, all you keep saying is me me me. Where is the I give her flowers, take her to dinner, tell her how sexy she looks, you have not said one positive thing about her on this thread, do you see a pattern here.
Sorry I'm not biting on this one, if you gave a shit about your marriage she would be here with you. There is no reason for you here looking for advice without her. In my eyes what you are doing is a form of cheating. Your talking about the most sacred part of a marriage with complete strangers who's morals you haven't begun to understand. Any shrink would tell you we don't know what the hell we are talking about.
My advice is you get your ass up off the pity pot and take a real hard look at what you have done to spark some passion into your relationship besides laying there expecting her to come around to your way of thinking, A good fuck nasty or intimate takes 2 who are willing to please each other swingers or not.
Show some real balls and bring your wife here so she can air your dirty laundry. I will bet my next fuck that her opinion is nothing like yours.
Black Ring, Right Hand - How to tell if someone's a swinger - [quote=EVILDOERS]We used to go to the occasional lifestyle takeover/trip and would invariably be issued a wristband upon arrival so that we could get into events at the hotel or resort. It usually took about half a day for word to leak out, first among hotel employees and then later the general public, that swingers were around the area and that they could be identified by their wristbands. I guarantee if the black ring thing took off that very soon there would be multiple internet stories as well as likely regular news outlets that "swingers" wear black rings on their right hands and there goes any anonymity. The VAST majority of swingers would then not dare wear the accessory for fear of being seen/identified in public as a swinger. MUCH easier to just attend private swinging events where you have a reasonable assurance that all or most in attendance are indeed swingers rather than spend a lot of time cruising the bars or whatever looking for people wearing black rings. [em]Emo_67[/em] [/quote]
Yeah, i point this out every time this is brought up. As soon as the secret hand shake is out, it becomes useless.
I heard about the black ring, upside down pine4, flamingo, and white rocks almost twenty years ago, before I ever dreamt of considering swinging. (I keep seeing people say it was created recently, but it has been around for a long time).
Thing is, you can think you've got some kind of secret code, or secret meeting place, but the public already knows.
But if people want to wear black rings, I say go for it. Unfortunately, I still have to value discretion, so advertising of any kind in public won't be happening any time soon.
find a girl to join us - - BamBam; you are too comical! And say hi to Peblz for us. :)
[quote=PEBLZ_N_BAMBAM][quote=007HOTTIE]Ok, are you effin' kidding me? I am so sick of ppl whining because they can't find a single woman. Does this website look like finda3sum.com? No, it's a site for swingers! Go to craigslist and come back when you're ready to play the game like it's supposed to be played![/quote]
not that we have anything against MFF threesomes arising through this site (please oh please oh please), but to 007 we say: HERE! HERE! and AMEN!
Recently came across a profile of a couple ONLY HERE to find a single female to move in and live with them as a standing 3rd, room and board and a new 4-wheeler provided (for incentive I guess).... are you kidding me? this isn't russianbrides.com (or wait, is it, nope, closed that tab... whew). I mean more power to them, but c'mon, the name of the site is SWINGular right? or am I missing something?[/quote]
Straight women FEW and far - - Just shows you where a simple question goes to bashing I love it swingers are suppose to be mor open minded and more layed back then vanillas but a simple thread like this shows you how down hill swinging has went !!!!! Some people take moron to a whole new level !!!!! Heres a saying if you don't have anything nice to say then keep your mouth shut ....... Just sayin
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Why make it so HARD? - pic posting - Last weekends party had the idea of a profile party being held where we all would pose for pics with each other, faces protected for those wanting so. Someone brought up the idea that they had signed a morality clause and if they were ever found on a swingers site they would be terminated from their job. They said the company actually has people surfing the various sites looking for employees with pics. I bring this up to defend those that do not want to post pics. However, pics are a must before we meet anyone so there should be no problem in sending a pic to a private e-mail address.
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - Benz ML 500 =)
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