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What really defines a TRUE swinger? - - [quote=CHUCKSTOE]to us swingers are people who want have fun some want to be friends and have fun, and the single males need to know there place and not be pushy or circle like a vultures. [/quote] Tell me you just did NOT insinuate that single males are not people who want to have fun and want to be friends...did I really misread that? And quite frankly the majority of pushy vultures *I* have experienced on Swingular are MARRIED. And not just men either. Being a pushy vulture is not related to marital status or gender. Just the lack of class and manners.

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Yahoo name and status - - Most the swingers we have meet use yahoo to talk and such quite regularly. COnsidering the chat room here is empty and the instant messenger isnt that great. ANy way in the profiles we could have a spot for thier yahoo anmd if the are on your frined list and maybe even a small little status icon for when they are online.

FWB Anyone...??? - Seeking FWB - Couple to Date - ^ We hear you. A long time ago we reached out to the OP to just chat, not even sure we were interested beyond that. We were promptly informed were not a match. LOL. We just appreciate that the OP responded. We also think it’s great that they know what they want. Nothing wrong there. The challenge is this is a LS site...they are not “Swingers.” They state this in their profile. They seem to want an exclusive relationship with another couple. Like a quad in polyamory. They seem to want to separately date the other spouse and have this 4 way relationship. I’m sure they will find it but it will be WAY harder than finding 2 unicorns to come play with you at the same time. What they seem to want isn’t what most of us think of as a FWB...it’s more of a poly thing. We truly wish them the best of luck, but it’s going to be tough for them. They probably could explain this more clearly in their profile and avoid having to reject all the Swingers contacting them from their posts on a swinger site. 😂

Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS: WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................................49 Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends Athletic................................No boobs Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...............................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure...............Medicated Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster Free spirit............................Junkie Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................................Annoying Gentle..................................Comatose Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic New-Age............................All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded......................Desperate Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate............................Sloppy drunk Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..........................Certified Bitch Redhead...............................Bad dye-job Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous...........................Very Fat Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate...................Stalker Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart. ....................Old bat -------- MEN'S ADS 40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.........................Arrogant Very good looking..................Dumb as a board Honest....................................Pathological Liar Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy Mature...................................Older than your father Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive.........................Gay Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts

SENDING EMAIL VIA CELL PHONE APP.. - - [quote=MATTANDLIZFORFUN][quote=LILMISSRIDINGHOOD][quote=MATTANDLIZFORFUN]Is it just us, or is half the site suddenly missing?[/quote] Half the site is missing. On the bright side. You only have half the stuff to focus on. :) [/quote] But we're swingers, more is almost always better[/quote] I get ya. Maybe we could begin a game of who can post the naughtiest picture in the forums until it comes back up. You first.

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WAAA1101, The Don

I get it now. This is the only interaction you are getting here. So I'll indulge you. Most people here, don't agree with you. That's what's great about us. We are all unique. We do not all think alike. We are not all sheople. Some of us care about other things, besided sex and swinging. Who the fuck are you to dictate to us what is said in the forums. Especially under sections named "Just talk". They have sections for swing talk and sections for everything else. I think it is you that needs to fucking read the forum policy man. Was there another answer you are looking for? Do you think we are just gonna stop talking about what we want because you can't seem to let it go? No matter how much you cry about it, we are gonna talk about what we want. Constantly whining about something that isn't gonna change seems pretty fuckin stupid to me... No in fact... It is fuckin stupid. Get over it and move on. Let it go dude. Everyone else has. JustJim, you said, "THE BIGGEST SEX ORGAN IS YOUR BRAIN, NOT YOUR COCK/PUSSY!!!!!! " That was fuckin' brilliant. Oh and did you hear that strange noise after WAAA1101's post.

-Don- "Ich habe einen kleinen Vogel in meinem Kopf."

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Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Posted By: XXXTASYX2 Reply posted on: Jan 8, 2008 - 2:00 pm I guess that means if we were hanging out with you, you would be ok with us talking shit about Rednecks. Are you going to be a "one trick pony" then? To us, if all you have are "Dumb Nigger" jokes or "Dumb Pollock" or "Dumb Chink" etc, etc, it gets boring. Now, if you are like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman who said: There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.", I don't think we have a problem.

Swingers Dares - Text for cards in the game - OMG *K* aka 22play... You have this game going already. We are sooooo glad you're going to be at the party. Can't wait!!! What happens to the begal afterwards?

Vanilla cruise finder - - We are going on the Harmony of the seas out of Fort Lauderdale on November 25th and was wondering the same thing.....Come on people lets make this a "swingers" cruise.

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