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Swingers dying out? - Is the utah swinger community dying or becoming to needy? - Oh, I didn't know the OP meant this literally. Yes, we've actually seen quite a few dead and dying swingers by the side of the road especially up around Lava Hot Springs. I think it's probably something in their environment. Maybe ingesting too much nonoxynol-9 or those weird little meatballs in Crockpots you see at most swing parties. Next time we see one we're gonna take it home and try to wash some of the spooge off it's coat with some Dawn dishwashing liquid and nurse it back to health with copious amounts of Red Bull and Jager shots. [em]Emo_67[/em]
Reject Affair Match - Cheaters are not swingers -
DCLFUN,
Since I have already given my opinion on the banner ad in another thread, I will not bother you with a repeat of my stance. I will just say this about "rejecting" said ad. I think the best way for someone to reject the ad is to boycott it. By not using it, you are not supporting it. You are also making decisions for others based upon your view.
-Don-
"Sic vis pacem, para bellum"
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Do you think they're swingers? - - More enjoyable listening to the dog barking then hearing that guy talk. Although based on that it is clear it wasn't hard to pull off the drunk pilot from id4 and wearing the shirt was fitting as he sounds just like him.
Christian Swingers - - I recently came across some Yahoo groups where Christians who are swingers post talking about their activities. Some of these share their wives and others are into other things like B&D.
Anyone here a Christian swinger? I would like to hear comments from anyone who wants to put in their two cents worth.
Dirty movie quotes. - New game - SOME people aren't doing this right and seem to think they don't need to follow the rules! Who would have thought that swingers were rule breakers?!!? ;-P So Imma go to the last ones who DID follow the rules to continue the game. LOL
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HA! LOVE IT! Blade Trinity. The movie was kinda, "Meh," But I really loved Ryan Reynold's 'Hannibal King', I think that character was totally what gave rise to his Deadpool persona. :-)
Let's see if anyone gets this one. "Now, I'm the only one in town... who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time. You know, DVDA."[/quote]
I admit I had to cheat and look that one up to confirm my thought. I've only seen Orgasmo once so I couldn't be sure it was from that. Lol
Yeah, I can totally see Hannibal King giving rise to his Deadpool persona. Lol
Let's see if anyone gets this...
"Oh, fuck my cock"[/quote]
Hmmmm, that's a tough one. I'm going to say every porno EVER! LOL I really don't know but I'll guess maybe, "Zack and Miri Make A Porno"?
Let's see if anyone can get THIS dirty line. "Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
Which Motorcycle Survey? - In the market and want your opinion... - Oh, I have strong thoughts on this subject folks. And I am really doing my homework and shopping very thoroughly. I'm taking my time because I won't be buying until Feb/Mar at the earliest. And I've been watching the Can-Am develop over the past 3 years now. One of our nearby dealers carries them alongside Big Dog Choppers and Suzuki. Interesting line-up.
It's not that what others think will make my decision or unduely influence it, but I am interested in reading others' opinions and thoughts to compare to my own. And I'm checking with a few different demographic groups. Let's face it: swingers tend to march to the beat of their own drum more than most folks! LOL
I brought up the "cool factor" and image stuff in the context of what our own perceptions are of bike culture. I mentioned that we are cruiser types, not crotch-rocket people. I wear western style riding boots and a black leather jacket. But my jacket has armor inserts, all the modern upgrades, and even reflective piping on a traditional cruiser jacket frame. I wear a Bell military-style open face helmet and goggles. My wife rides a blacked out (Raven) 2011 Star Stryker. So we sort of blend the old w/the new a bit. I guess I'm hesitant about the style change.
Thanks for the input and please keep it coming. You're helping me cogitate. LOL
What the fuck - I'm not normal, please help me. - Here I am, one of them sick swingers with no morals or values. I can fuck a mans wife and let him fuck mine and feel good about it. Then go home still excited and fuck the wife talking about our experience. We are a menace to society, should be locked the fuck up before our choices destroy the very foundation our country was built on.
And did anyone else hate their parents? The ones that would not let you run wild and scream in a restaurant. Said you would never drive unless you had a job and could forward your share of insurance. The ones that neglected you so they could help take care of their ailing parents. What was the sense in that when they couldn't walk and were ready to die anyway. Told you to eat the shit that was put in front of you at the table, if it wasn't good enough don't eat it or find a better table with food on it to sit at.
Who would believe that I would someday look at myself and see them. That horrible person that helps a neighbor if in need, makes sure the kids needs are met before mine, tell them the same old stupid stories about how we got fresh air and exercise instead of finger cramps from sending those incredible words with no feeling or emotion.
So what the fuck happened when they became adults, why are they not like me? For them saving for the future or crisis that is bound to happen doesn't exist. Maybe they are smarter because when rent and utilities came due they can reach into my bottomless pockets and grab a hand full of cash. But on the way to pay the bills choose instead to get concert tickets and that new 600 dollar cell phone they can't survive without . No big deal they can turn around and reach right back in and grab another handful. No need to bother with a how are you, can I give you a hand with something or spend some time together.
Guess I'm done being a cry baby, no one will read this or give a shit anyway, think I'm going to grab my lawn chair, go out and look at the stars fantasizing about fucking Wilma, seeing the smile on my wifes face as she rides Fred's cock during a cruise on the ocean, might even shoot a load. To bad reality will sneak up on me when I realize that deep picket I worked my ass off for has run dry and there will be no cruise. The kids won't come around anymore or even text because we refuse to give them what must be rightly theirs, shit we don't need it because we have a rocking chair and a remote, what else could we want or have the energy for.
Hum, you know what, I'm proud to be that sick swinger and don't even give a shit if my kids know it. Give me a little time and will tell you again what society should do with my sick ass. But until I get caught and made to pay for my sins it's time to take my cock out and stroke it again wishing I could be with friends, fucking and sucking with until all are satisfied and happy.
Someone help me please and direct me to that magic pill everyone seems to have to make this madness go away.
JUST SAYIN, hum anyone know what the fuck that is?
Sexy swingers closer to our age - 20-30 year old sexy swingers - Why hide your faces be proud of who you are and what you are
Age - New to the swingers community - is age a factor in how a couple is viewed? - We are thirties...BUT prefer the older couples...and men...BUT He likes the younger women......(embarrassed giggle)....
Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - aquarius and sagittarius here
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