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New Rating System to Match Couples - This will take care of the - +10 points for Gryffindor! +50 points for BUMMYPUS! .... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables) I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!! I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table. Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair" He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his. Cheers! BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me... WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?

Meeting new swingers? - Where to meet them? - We bought the magazines, read the ads, and ... Fantasied about who, and what we do if we did...then we got our computer, and like most, started out with AOHELL .. and what to my wondering eyes did appear, but Chat rooms full of folks, that we could carry on conversations with thru the IMs... And the next thing you know.. it wasnt the ads, but real people carrying on real conversations about getting together... And we decided to try it... And we found we liked it... and the areas we were living in, had litterly 100s of people looking for playmates Then we jump ahead 5 yrs, and we move south to the sunshine state... The lifestyle is different here, More Party people, Club folks.. and Real Clubs Open for business.. We join a Yahoo group for locals and a group meet and greet is set up. We go to a quiet little bar with a deck over the water, and what do we findout.. The waitress and her boyfriend are into swapping... we find out there are people here, meeting in bars with out the net.. when we meet, folks we are interested in a public setting, and we tell all potential playmates we would prefer to meet and see how things go.. We try to stress we make no plans to play that night... But we dont rule it out either.. Depends on everyones comfort level.. Plan for anything expect nothing the first date... Ya never can tell...

clubs in san antonio?? - - i am new to the area and need to know where a good "club" is!! i have a g/f now and she has never been to a swingers club before!! PLEASE HELP!!

Finding Connections - Do the majority of swingers wait to be approached? - The connections we have mainly made have been though partys we have found here. Other than that it's hit and miss with searching and sending messages and friend request, (please at least send a message if you are sending a friend request). That has been our limited experience. We would love to know how to make more connections, if anyone has any suggestions.

Swingers Dares - Text for cards in the game - We've asked and they are Ok. We don't drink that much either, just enough to be silly & happy. We do like it when the party is always on... So far so good. Any more suggestions for text in the cards? HMMMM RDY... that one is going in... it's been written!!!

What about the lifestyle didn't meet your expectations? - Preconceptions and disappointment. - [quote=EVILDOERS] While I agree with your premise in principle, I would argue that by sheer repetition alone swingers would eventually have to get at least a LITTLE better at sex...or succumb to swinger Darwinism and 'de-select' themselves from the lifestyle. LOL[/quote] hmmm . . . me thinks thou does't protest too much! πŸ˜‰πŸ€£ I guess we've just been lucky . . . or we are too low in our 'circulation' - but, we've had GREAT experiences (so far)! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰

What is your favorite kind of sex toys? - - We were wondering what everyone's toy of choice is. and also, if anyone has any suggestions on toys, you can pass them along to your fellow swingers. Also, a side topic that I would like to address is when you break up with someone, do you throw away toys you used with that partner? And yet another side topic, we could talk about toy cleaning and care. Where to get the best deals, what websites or stores in your area do you use? some toys are way pricey, and some toys are dirt cheap. this also includes bondage gear, special beds (iron beds with loops at strategic places for restraints and whatnot) this should be a very fun topic!

find a girl to join us - - [quote=BEARZYKINS]You guys think you're the only ones looking for a single girl? Welcome to the club. You have to aak yourself what you bring to the table, that sets you apart from the literally thousands of couples here looking for the same thing! My advice is to be patient, respectful, social and realize that YES this is a couples site!! Also a more flattering pic of the hubby wouldn't hurt. (Just opinion, no offense intended!!)[/quote] Oh Oh!!!! guess I better not use this site and tell my friends and swing partners that I can't play here..... Didn't know it was a "Couples Site" ONLY, WTF? This is not a couples site.............. How lame......... There are pleanty opportunities for real swingers here be it M, F or couples.... I have had plenty of contacts and playing on this site. Yes Unicorns are real and very hard to find, but once you have found one, you will love it. Question: Why are the single women called unicorns, they don't have a big protrusion sticking out like a single guy does, why isn't he a unicorn???? Maybe you aren't finding one cause you are all the way out in Hyrum......... Deet-da-Deet, Deet.....

T-Shirt Contest - Help us create some super hot Swingular Apparel & win yours. - brain storming here... Swingers do it together. Swingers play together. Silly rabit, sex is for fun. We play together, wanna join? Have strap-on and know how to use it. Be nice and I'll show you my toy-box. We're open and loving it. blah blah blah.... Hubby's favorite line is "nice shoes wanna fuck?" That's it for me -Mrs. Curious

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