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Vegas - Any venue like the Draper Manor worthy of a visit - - Here's the winter 2013 LifeStyle magazine you can download for FREE. Besides page 26 mention of the sin city swing clubs [b]Red Rooster[/b] and [b]Swingers Circle Las Vegas[/b] you'll find a "pleth
What the fuck - I'm not normal, please help me. - Here I am, one of them sick swingers with no morals or values. I can fuck a mans wife and let him fuck mine and feel good about it. Then go home still excited and fuck the wife talking about our experience. We are a menace to society, should be locked the fuck up before our choices destroy the very foundation our country was built on.
And did anyone else hate their parents? The ones that would not let you run wild and scream in a restaurant. Said you would never drive unless you had a job and could forward your share of insurance. The ones that neglected you so they could help take care of their ailing parents. What was the sense in that when they couldn't walk and were ready to die anyway. Told you to eat the shit that was put in front of you at the table, if it wasn't good enough don't eat it or find a better table with food on it to sit at.
Who would believe that I would someday look at myself and see them. That horrible person that helps a neighbor if in need, makes sure the kids needs are met before mine, tell them the same old stupid stories about how we got fresh air and exercise instead of finger cramps from sending those incredible words with no feeling or emotion.
So what the fuck happened when they became adults, why are they not like me? For them saving for the future or crisis that is bound to happen doesn't exist. Maybe they are smarter because when rent and utilities came due they can reach into my bottomless pockets and grab a hand full of cash. But on the way to pay the bills choose instead to get concert tickets and that new 600 dollar cell phone they can't survive without . No big deal they can turn around and reach right back in and grab another handful. No need to bother with a how are you, can I give you a hand with something or spend some time together.
Guess I'm done being a cry baby, no one will read this or give a shit anyway, think I'm going to grab my lawn chair, go out and look at the stars fantasizing about fucking Wilma, seeing the smile on my wifes face as she rides Fred's cock during a cruise on the ocean, might even shoot a load. To bad reality will sneak up on me when I realize that deep picket I worked my ass off for has run dry and there will be no cruise. The kids won't come around anymore or even text because we refuse to give them what must be rightly theirs, shit we don't need it because we have a rocking chair and a remote, what else could we want or have the energy for.
Hum, you know what, I'm proud to be that sick swinger and don't even give a shit if my kids know it. Give me a little time and will tell you again what society should do with my sick ass. But until I get caught and made to pay for my sins it's time to take my cock out and stroke it again wishing I could be with friends, fucking and sucking with until all are satisfied and happy.
Someone help me please and direct me to that magic pill everyone seems to have to make this madness go away.
JUST SAYIN, hum anyone know what the fuck that is?
lake powell bullfrog - - [quote=SHENANIGANIZER][quote=DESERTCOUPLE101]So, is Bullfrog the lifestyle place at Powell. We live about 90 mins from there.[/quote]
Maybe we need to make your place a swingers
stomping ground...[/quote]
Yes please!!
Vanilla Party pickups - Vanilla Party pickups - I doubt it, unless they are already in the lifestyle and attending as vanilla. I have known people that were not in the lifestyle do it with someone that they have known for a while but you would not consider and they do not consider themselves swingers. So maybe it is possible. If it happens to you let the rest of us know.
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - The Mrs. would like to try DP with another couple where the other female also wants to try DP. She thinks it would be a more comfortable and hotter environment with another couple versus a SM. Maybe a late afternoon and evening sex marathon!
YOLO Cruise April 26 2009 - swingers cruise - 21 days and counting !!!
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network swingers - - We cant wait!..should have a "Swingtown" party instead of an "American Idol" party..lmao
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - I know why they are scared. Mormons figure if you can get talked into being mormon, you can be talking into just about anything.. old joke, but it works! ;-)
Why are there prostitutes on Swingular? - - [quote=Mrnmrsb]I was referring to the prostitute being a smart business person for using a swingers web site. Because as everyone has pointed out. WAYYYYY TOO MANY SINGLE MEN and not enough single women.[/quote]
^^^This^^^
I'm betting the hooker gets more dates out of this than Anonymous the drama queen.
kids and pets - why - *Yawn*....oh...is this topic still being discuessed? I thought we moved on to the next one already....
Regardless of anyone's personal feelings on the matter, Swingular has policies in place regarding pics.
If it states no kids...well then...there should be no kids.
It's kind of a no-brainer folks.
Relative legality and other gobbeltygook is pure nonesense. It's part of the rules of the site we all agree to by signing up.
If you don't like pics of pets...simply browse past them.
If you don't like pics of messy houses or looking at the relative slob-like nature of your fellow swingers...simply browse past them.
It's that simple.
Now quit your damned whining and party!
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