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Random funny shit. - A place to post anything you think others might find amusing. - [quote=Utahldscouple][quote=EVILDOERS]Yeah, I know, but there are a lot of noobs here who NEED to see that video so they'll learn how to become swingers the RIGHT way! "At swinger's parties it's a must to smoothly glide with every thrust. Use the lube that swingers trust and reach for Uncle Fromin's." The ONLY sex lube designed for three or more people![/quote]Where do you get the time and find all of these?[/quote] That particular video was made by a Colorado couple that, before they split, were on another swingsite that we're on. They actually produced a number of REALLY funny videos (most of which, sadly, aren't online anymore) and posted them on that website. As you might imagine he and I had similar personalities and talked at length a number of times online about all kinds of random funny stuff. The Batman video was one I just stumbled on while surfing YouTube. Of course, I'm drawn to funny, facetious, and borderline offensive styles of comedy. We actually use humor (as you probably have guessed) as a tool to help us weed out couples that we wouldn't necessarily be compatible with. And it's actually for the OTHER couples' benefit because we are fairly likely (and Ms. Evil is guilty of this even more than I am-lol) to crack jokes in the middle of sex. We've had more than a few people over the years get quite upset with her/us for doing this. But I'm ALWAYS looking for new, funny, stuff and that's why I started this thread, way back in the time of the dinosaurs, to find more new stuff because we LOVE to laugh! [em]Emo_49[/em]

Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - This is so funny. You two are hilarious. I hope this catches on. I want to be at the store when 2 or more couples are trying this and see them all run into each other. It looks like you have it all covered. I wish I could suggest something more to add to your trap. 60 bottles of lube?? -C

New Rating System to Match Couples - This will take care of the - +10 points for Gryffindor! +50 points for BUMMYPUS! .... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables) I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!! I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table. Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair" He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his. Cheers! BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me... WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?

Scuba, Nude Beaches, Swingers - Scuba, Nude Beaches, Swingers - We also love to dive and was thinking how much fun it would be to do a livaboard trip with swingers. I dont know of any outfits that would possibly allow it but think it would be fun. We spent 7 days on the Cat Pallue in the Bahamas diving the Exumas what a blast. Anyways if something comes about with a nude cruise let us know.

Handling aging and lifestyles - How do you handle getting older? - Something none of us can control at present is growing older. For most of us, getting older means physical and some mental changes. These changes have a tendency to make us less desirable especially to the younger crowds, yet the minds of the maturing swingers still feel the need for participation along with the attraction for others. So, the questions are: How do you handle getting older and finding yourself less attractive to others and less involved. And, what are your age boundaries, if any. The youngest you will participate with and the oldest you will friend and why. We have our own opinions, we will express later, but we would like to see what others think.

Chat room - - [quote=UTAH-CPLE-2006][quote=RICHNKAY801]We have a discord chatroom full of swingers and zero bots for Utah and the surrounding areas. AZ definitely counts if you are interested let me know and I can send you guys a link. You'll have to verify with Admin because we aren't affiliated with Swingular but its minimal and its a fun group. [/quote] solid idea but couldnt a meeting link be placed right here? it would all operate inside this site and the only way you would even see the link would be to be a member. plus as of now i dont see any bots posting to these threads so seems that would solve that issue. seems like all that would be really needed would be someone to create the meeting and post the link here. am i missing something? [/quote] I guess it could but I am not affiliated with Swingular in any way So I have no control over anything they do. I dont post the link here because I dont feel like weeding out hundreds of single males from the couples. We havea separate verification process and I dont want to overload that process.

looking for couples who want to be dominated - Couples domination - [quote=LOVEWIVES10]I want to come over and use you both; you both will do EVERYTHING I say! I may spank you or both of you; I might take either or both of you in the ass; I may make one or both suck my dick and lick not only my balls but my ass; I will humiliate you both.[/quote]You may not use us LOVEWIVES10, You may not even stick it in. We will not lick your cock and balls, Nor lick your ass, from which sperm falls. You will not take just one or both, To you we give this solemn oath. You cannot spank, you silly elf, You only humiliate yourself! So if you like it in the ass, The swingers here, have too much class. Look farther East, for one to pork, Cuz isn't your mama from New York??? ~ROCK~

Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Not to mention insecurity. -D-

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