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New Rating System to Match Couples - This will take care of the - +10 points for Gryffindor!
+50 points for BUMMYPUS!
.... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables)
I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!!
I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table.
Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair"
He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his.
Cheers!
BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me...
WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?
Can REAL FRIENDSHIPS in the Lifestyle TRULY exist? - More than just meeting and having fun - Hi from Holland.
Yes, among our best friends are sure some couples we met in our swinging life. Even a couple that stopped swinging after loosing a child is still very close with us for many years now. Sometimes we are disapointed by those swingers that are only for a one night stand without telling that. Just say it in advance if its only for that, so you know what to expect. You share such an important thing when swinging.
Kisses,
Bea and Alex
Pineapple Stickers - pineapple sticker = swingers? - [quote=Utahldscouple][quote=DIRTYCPLUT]I read a recent post on whisper that a pineapple sticker on your car means you're a swinger.
Any truth to this?[/quote]The pineapple is one along with pink flamingos etc. Secretly have wanted to order a bunch and place the on cars in the church parking lot 😀![/quote]that would be funny as hell
Help us out.. Take this Survey - For Utah Swingers - Appreciate what you are trying to do...it is admirable. Just finished the survey. I did leave it in the comments section, but will include our opinion here, as well. And we are NOT trying to flame anyone's efforts. Just putting our thoughts in.
For us..the single most turn off of any event is limiting who may attend. Excluding the old or young ones, or the heavier ones, or..etc....you get it. We all have our preferences for play partners, but believe it or not, We are both a bit curvier, and me a bit older, but we still have younger, AND thinner friends who seem to enjoy our company both in, and out of the playroom. As we enjoy theirs.
I must qualify this a bit, tho, in saying that what we have encountered in the events we have hosted. We have found that although some folks do enjoy the company of the single guys, attendance is often severely limited if you include too many single males without dates. Sorry guys..just the way it is.
And..perhaps, as much as we disagree, it is the same. Just as with the single guys, too many of us, as an older/heavier couple may do the same in limiting the folks you are really trying to target. No butt hurt intended for anyone, as I said...just our two cents! There I said it so you don't have to...LOL
Fly-fishing Swingers - New Swingular Group - Being a bass fisherman, I like the idea of having a fishing partner like the one who was holding the 2 bass or the one that was standing in the water with the spinning outfit. Never had a fishing partner like that but then who would be fishing in the lake? Very short casts and to a very localized target.... then sinking the whole rod reel and all into the honey hole... Paul Elias ...style "kneeling and reeling" to get as deep as possible.... Love that bass fishing.
Having a hard time meeting people - - Chocol8ee, KUDOS WELL PUT!!!We have also been told to go look in clubs..LOL in prior comments to yours on this post. Lifestyle???? Him does not everyone in the world live a differnt livestyle I am so sure that no 2 diffent house hold live the same, similar yes that same no! Who am I or anyone on this site or any place to judge any1. I have my opion yes but, to tell some to post a pic (when i send an email or reply I always attach a pic) or go to another site because they dont like your so called lifestyle is messed up. People reserve the right to have privacy for what ever reason in there life. Judgemental should we say. The infamous unicorn is ofcorase ideal in many cases, but to want to explore beyond that is also great. I personal do not care to learn about the swingers lifestyle if it is being shallow to others. It seem to me that even though swingers everyones lifestyle is still different cuz we have differnt wants, needs, or coursesites.We just have similar interest puting us in a swingers click so to say.
sh*t swingers say - to preach to the choir - I laughed the whole way through......thanks for sharing!!!!!
Are you a squirter? Lmao
Kw0112 - Any Nashville swingers out there ? - New to this
Coming ro Nashville on the 24th. We are a couple looking for a couple or female for weekend fun
The Lifestyle And You - Another Hilarious Video - [quote=JUST_RACH]lol I think I've stumbled across the greatest play list on youtube [/quote]
Most of these are from Couples Cruise (the company who does most of the Swingers Cruises). We were on one last November and this stuff was on the TV 24x7.... Another reason we will never go on another vanilla cruise.. ever. =)
Swingers in Draper cause Super Dell to speed - - No THAT was f**king funny!
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