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Are swingers moral? - Who determines what morals are? - I don't lie.
I don't cheat.
I don't steal.
I'm loyal to a fault.
I keep my promises.
I will have your back when ever you need it.
I donate both material items, $, and time to charities and those who need it.
I'm kind to animals, children (except my own LOL), those less fortunate, and my neighbors.
I respect and obey the law for the most part. Im STILL trying to learn how to drive without speeding.
I have taught my children to respect their elders, the law, and their friends.
However.....
I will rip you a new asshole when the one you currently have has your head shove up there.
I will do depraved sexual things with whom ever I want (consensual only) and enjoy every moment of it.
I will kick your ass if you hurt someone I love. Literally and figuratively.
And I don't share chocolate.
I don't what that makes me. Then again, I don't feel like I need to answer to you ("you" in general, not the OP) and justify my behavior. Your morals maybe completely different. If yours offend mine then I have the freedom to say "fuck you" and walk away. And vice versa.
Talk radio and swingers? - - We do a internet talk radio show on Monday nights, I would like to know if there are any other good shows out there. We can be hear on www.realvariety.com from 8pm to 10pm eastern every Monday night. please feel free to listen in and give your input. in ways to make our show better.
What is up with Utah?! - Swingers in Utah and nowhere else? - We are gonna have to make our way to Utah....Close to Vegas so we figure why not.
If you swing while living in UT, you maybe gamble too and we may get lucky on a trip! Have some very cool friends from there! You guys ROCK!
Jewellery, logos, etc to identify other swingers - We would like info on websites catering to discreet items to let others "know" we are in the lifestyle - I've got an idea, we could start a web site
where everybody could get together and talk and
see pics of each other and call and meet........
Now what would we call it swing......swingpeople,,,,,,swingular,,,,,,, thats it
lets call it Swingular,,,,,,,,What! somebody beat me to it.
Disneyland swingers - - We were there this week. Just got back yesterday.
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - I can't thank you guys enough for all that you have done for us. I have countless vets and active military in my family and frienships. You guys ROCK!!!
This is honestly my FAVORITE song and it make me teary eye everytime I hear it. And this thread is so fitting for it.
http://www.sceniclasvegas.com/proud_to_be.html
Couples erotic massage? - - I've tried to schedule one as well. Lots of flakey "massage people". I like the idea of two couples just swapping partners and giving each others other a massage. Same room could make it even more fun. I'm up for that I even have 2 masssge tables if anyone is interested. Massage with a swingers couple sounds fun.
MAIL - people that never answer you back - We have the same experience in The Netherlands. Think its a worldwide item. Shouldn't be so, as we are all swingers (hope so), a respectfull bunch of people!
Soft swap - Soft swap vs Full swap - Maybe soft swap for swingers is kinda like anal sex for little Christian virgin chicks. They don't call anal "God's Loophole" for nothing. LOL
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