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Who is going to Younge swingers week HEDO? - anyone going? - This sounds like a blast. We were thinking about attending Risque Soiree's Hedonism event, but this also sounds like it would be a ton of fun!

Friend collectors or swingers - - We joined this site so we could meet couples that actually have sex with other couples. So far all we've gotten are requests to be friends and then not another word. The couples that are actually real are few and the single males are liars, and usually lame with small dicks. This site is a huge let down. We are a hot couple that actually plays. My wife is gorgeous with a vagina that is 100% gold yet we can't find people that can be reliable.

Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - It is probably obvious from our screenname, but we are both cancers.

What romantic plans do you have for your sweetheart for Valentin - - 1) Dinner, candlelight, Deadpool. 2) Bah humbug! Totally contrived "Hallmark" holiday I refuse to participate in. 3) HUGE gang bang with lots of TVP, DVDA,...and commemorative buttons and t-shirts. 4) I'll be lucky if I get anything more than my own hand and a cheesy porno. 5) Imma get on Tinder and get all romantic on someone's ass! Or alternatively totally stalk them. 6) Gonna watch Sleepless In Seattle over and over again while eating my way through the entire Ben & Jerry's product line. 7) A game of nekkid "Postoffice" with 40 or 50 of our closest friends. 8) See how many oiled up swingers we can fit in our hot tub then put all our car keys in a fish bowl. 9) We'll spend it alone romantically telling each other what we don't like about each other. 10) Not sure but it will definitely involve a couple of ferrets, handcuffs, a pint of sour cream, two solar sidewalk lights, a 12 volt marine battery, a box of Swiffer refills and a used pogo stick. Oh, and glitter...LOTS of glitter! 11) Insert lame "heart on" pun here. 12) My sweetie is dressing up like Honest Abe and I'm gonna be George Washington. We're gonna do some old school cockousing!

swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - Oh...And by the way...He prefers chubby gals...They are lot more fun...BUT will make exceptions for those thin women who so desire :D

St. Petersberg, Florida - - Club Elite is now Closed. But just because there may not be any good (swingers) clubs anymore doesn't mean there aren't any Great people to meet. Bars, beaches, Nude resorts...just need to look.

Tooele swingers party 2 - Doing our second party - So were going to host a second party at our house in tooele. Now that we've got a better on idea on what to do going forward. So were looking for couples to join. Please feel free to message if interested.

Pineapple or upside down pineapple - - If they have a hottube they are 100% swingers.

Curiouscpl91 - Identifying lifestylers - We've found that the best way to ID other swingers is to walk up and grab them by the crotch. It's a known fact that people who swap spouses have a crotch temperature almost 10 degrees higher than the average person. Your chances of correctly identifying a lifestyler by a black ring on the right hand is about the same as it is identifying a "hotwife" because she's wearing an ankle bracelet. Both are mostly urban legends. Trust me, people have been trying almost since day one to figure out a way to find other swingers out and about in the real world. Some have used the yin and yang symbol, some have used an apple with a bite taken out of it. The cold hard truth is that most swingers really don't want vanillas to know they're swingers and thus, wouldn't wear something that would easily "out" them in public as swingers. Don't you think, in this day of instantaneous communication and social media that if there was any kind of universally recognized symbol for swingers that it wouldn't soon become knowledge in the vanilla world? If you really want others to know you're a swinger just wear a t-shirt that spells it out. (Not trying to harsh your buzz MATTANDLIZ.) [img]http://i3.cpcache.com/product/437336974/swingers_tshirt.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D[/img]

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