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Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - I feckin exhausted on this one... LOL! Night e'one. -D-

Skinny Dipping Spots - Where do you go sans clothes for a dip in Nature? - You can also meet up with the local naturist groups. They have naked activities all the time. The UANR group rents the pool of a local dive shop twice a month for general naked swimming/chatting for the first half then water activities/games (volleyball, tag, etc) afterwards. You can follow their group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/uanr Other groups you can research are Utah Naturists, NudeUtah, FSD, Wasatch Front Naturists, Skinny-Trippers, AANR, TNS, INF, NLI. Just be respectful and remember that they are naturists/nudists and are not swingers.

Finding Connections - Do the majority of swingers wait to be approached? - For context, I'm the male of the couple and have been on a single male profile for most of my time on this site. I don't think I've ever actually met anyone for the first time from this website. I send out the occasional email, and I get approached every once in a while, but nothing ever happens. For me, this was a place to stay connected with the people that I met in person, at parties and events and things like that. It has been a much more effective tool for that than for meeting people. But like I said, I was a single male profile for a very long time. Now that we're on an account together, we might have more luck meeting other couples on here. We'll have to wait and see. As for being approached... it varies. If it's someone I'm not interested in, I do usually try to reply and let them know that it's not going to work for whatever reason. I don't do that as often for single males, because I've had some bad experiences with them harassing me afterwards, but for couples I personally try to reply. Not everybody does, and I imagine that for some people who get lots of requests it would become time-consuming to reply to everyone.

Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS: WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................................49 Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends Athletic................................No boobs Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...............................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure...............Medicated Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster Free spirit............................Junkie Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................................Annoying Gentle..................................Comatose Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic New-Age............................All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded......................Desperate Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate............................Sloppy drunk Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..........................Certified Bitch Redhead...............................Bad dye-job Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous...........................Very Fat Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate...................Stalker Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart. ....................Old bat -------- MEN'S ADS 40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.........................Arrogant Very good looking..................Dumb as a board Honest....................................Pathological Liar Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy Mature...................................Older than your father Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive.........................Gay Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts

Why make it so HARD? - pic posting - Last weekends party had the idea of a profile party being held where we all would pose for pics with each other, faces protected for those wanting so. Someone brought up the idea that they had signed a morality clause and if they were ever found on a swingers site they would be terminated from their job. They said the company actually has people surfing the various sites looking for employees with pics. I bring this up to defend those that do not want to post pics. However, pics are a must before we meet anyone so there should be no problem in sending a pic to a private e-mail address.

"Swinger Robots"?? - WtF?, Now, on top of everything else, we have to worry about Robot Swingers? - Obviously, tongue in cheek (probe in USB slot, whatever) - but the new login kinda sucks.

Most entertaining profiles on Swingular. - - Oh my gawd, I open this account just now and had 44 messages waiting in our mailbox? I figured the damn Drug, Porn, Mortgage, Hot Stock Alert spammers had found this account as well. (Rat Bastards) Then I thought perhaps someone's mouse malfunctioned and it repeatedly click send mail... 44 times. So just like the hot chick in "Murder she Wrote" I went out to solve the mystery and that's where I found CNKISS! Figures, a hot couple who lives (Lehi, UT 1876 miles) from us. (Cuba is only 152 miles away from us, this means we stand a better chance meeting Castro. For you real young swingers "Castro" is the head Cheese in Cuba and has been since the 1950's... don't confuse him with the sexual lubricant ( Castrol ) for that real race car driver in you! So, after being called out like this what can we do for a big grand finale?.... Our profile was written to make US all laugh at US.... both couples and single men... And now we can all laugh together as a group just once.........Click the link below: http://mywebpages.comcast.net/thirdrock/AFVBabies.wmv

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Bare Necessities Cruise out of Ft. Lauderdale - Anyone going - Well, it is a nudist cruise out of Ft. Lauderdale that goes to the Bahamas, Half Moon Cay, Key West (two days during Fantasy Fest), and then to Cozumel. While it isn't a swingers cruise, there are a pretty good number of swingers going and should be fun. Here is a link for it: http://www.bare-necessities.com/fantasea.html

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