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So are you the gal who folks suspect? or the last person they c - Wish we could do polls on here??? - (Jamze) My parents know we are swingers. Ironically, they are even members of this site. No, we aren't true to the redneck stereotype! Lol (Jami) Her sister knows and wasn't surprised in the slightest but her parents do not know, at least not outright. If they did, they wouldnt ask or even talk about it. They tend to be silent Mormons who refuse to talk about sex with their kids. Oddly enough, we both agree. Talking to them about our sex life would be a little like talking to the pope about our being Pagan or something like that.
Spitroast - Mfm - [quote=COUPLE4_U]Single male swingers,,,, Really doesn’t make any sense to me[/quote]
So if you’re single and a cpl is looking for a single female, works for you?whats the difference in between a single m or f? Is basically what the cpl needs…
Can someone enlighten me? - - Naw, no trick. We just post shit to vent or to amuse ourselves. We aren't really out there beating the bushes for more pussy/cock. Have plenty if we want it and are at that phase in our swinging careers where we're content to just hang with our homies...or any one of the great friends we've made over the years and if sex happens then it's the frosting on the cupcake but it's certainly not required or expected. Just thought it terribly odd that simply changing our primary pic would elicit so many blind friend requests and that so many would be from people who have zero content in their profiles. Just because we're semi-retired swingers doesn't mean we don't like meeting new peeps and couldn't be enticed to come out of retirement for the right offer.:-) C'mon you guys, if you're gonna write/friend request us at LEAST read our profile (yeah I know it's longer than War and Peace, but there are SUBTLE little "hints" in there about what we are and more importantly aren't looking for). And give us SOMETHING that might give us a reason to think we have something in common or would want to at least hang out over drinks or something. We've totally broken the ignore button on our 'puters already.
Swingers Club - Swingers Club - Sweet! Let us know when you'll be opening and how much the cover charge is. I'm pretty sure Clearfield will be stoked to have the first real swing club in Utah.[em]Emo_12[/em]
And since you've never been to one I'm sure yours will be free from all the cliches that most tawdry swing clubs exhibit. About the only thing you need to remember is to have a little crock pot full of dicey looking meatballs on the buffet table. [em]Emo_8[/em]
Swingers Dares - Text for cards in the game - WOW! We especially like the blindfold ideas... those are HOT! Sign us up TCMissy... we don't need our own version, we'll come over and play yours ;)
Swingers Club - Swingers Club - It comes with egg rolls, but onion rings cost you extra. I knew I shouldn't have recycled the damn clipper.
Swingle males. What's in it for you? - - Interesting. Thanks for the feedback. So are a lot of the chicks in the hookup scene cray cray? "Copping a pregnancy on the sly" is pretty low. Is it that common? Also, the "stranger danger and blind sexual incompatibility" seems like it would be more or less equally as prevalent in the lifestyle. Not to mention STD's stalkers and cheats. What makes you think swingers are inherently more trustworthy in any given situation?
Couple looking for wifeswapping, swinging, lifestyling and or org - - [quote=LILMISSRIDINGHOOD]You made no mention of an ability to cosplay Ron Jeremy. If you can fulfill this lifelong dream for me, I'll be your huckleberry. Or, at least, drink your pina coladas.[/quote]
We actually met RJ at a LSO swing convention back when we were Padawan swingers. TOTAL COOTIE but actually quite nice and really funny. He was with one of his barely legal teenage girlfriends du jour. Ms. Evil told me in no uncertain terms that she wouldn't fuck him with MY dick...or anyone else's...or with a 30 foot long (name an object). And I LOVE to eat huckleberry pie!
What sets you apart from other swingers - Lets see whos looking for what. - I guess my advantage and disadvantage at the same time is my age...it goes with the bum per sticker....young men fuck, old men make love, even if it's just for tonight...*S*
What is up with Utah?! - Swingers in Utah and nowhere else? - Its the hard water. Hard water, therefore..... :)
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