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Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - [quote=Himheryou]Im still a newbee, and could some one explain the pinapple? And what is kik? Thx so much. Im off to buy black rings, bracelets and a pinapple lol.
Hopefully Ill get initiated...[/quote]
Don't forget about
Lawn gnomes
2 pink flamingos
White yard gravel and
Pineapple doorbell ringer
Just watched a tom and bunny YouTube video about stereotypical swinger signs on my way into work today and seen this thread. But the items you and others described are thingd that people/websites came up with as a way to make it easier to find other swinger couples in public. Though most of these are unsubstantiated, it's still a fun topic nonetheless. And kik, though I'm not an expert for we're still quite new as well, I believe is a chat service (like messenger). But I too, would like some more info on kik.
Now, a question I have is, why don't people ever utilize the Swingular chat? Me and Lady Fire try and get to talk with people to become more comfortable/familiar with the life style but there's literally never been a single person in the chat room in the few months we've been on here (at the time we're logged in of course).
Swingers Dares - Text for cards in the game - The blindfolded one is Lucky Number 13 with a twist... It just sounds really good!
We've added yours too TNB. Thank you.
Swingers Dares - Text for cards in the game - Great ideas...
Gym Fantasy - anyone else get turned on while working out? - Any swingers go to the anytime fitness in bountiful? Would love to work out with some couples in the lifestyle
Profiles? - - We had the same problem, but I titled my thread "how to get started"
We received some good advice on how to change our profile. Some do's and don't's.
Swinging wasteland! LOL! That's a good one, I like that. I've been through Elko and with the Casino's there, one would think there would be a lot of action, but I guess maybe not. Maybe it's where people go "to swing" but not where swingers "are?" Just a thought.
And I thought Boise was a wasteland! We all have our ideas of what a wasteland is.....
Nice profile changes!
Digital Christmas Booty - - [quote=rdx]Yes, I'm a professional artist[/quote]
= broke
She'll be thrilled to know you are posting her ass for no apparent reason on a swingers site.
I say no apparent reason because is not like you're getting any here.
Verified Real VS Not - How trusting are you in non-verified accounts? - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET]Look around the site and you will see there are a lot of verified single males. As a single male you just have know the secret swingers hand shake and demonstrate it correctly to one of the 69 ordained lodge guardians on the winter solstice while reciting the secret dirty limerick version of "My Creed" by Edgar Albert Guest. [/quote]
Fact is, I've asked to be verified by sending the picture with Swingular written on it. Last time was five years ago. Both times I sent the picture there was no reply and no verification. Both times the "administrator" pointed to the verification page. I remain on the site because occasionally I find a couple near me has posted and I can contact them.
Labor Day Weekend - - [quote=WITH_A_WHISPER]Oh someone told me it was basically a swing club.... Not the case?
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nope. not a swing club. its not any louder/pricier than the majority of clubs. only quieter spots are typically the smaller type bars. it used to be that a ton of swingers attended regularly but its never been "bascially a swingers club".
what the f#%@ was he thinking? - swingers still deserve respect - We all receive letters from these morons who lurk behind a keyboard and say things they would never say in public. We have heard worse things from guys than that even. I won't go there with it. Just ignore them. We don't blame all single guys, we know there is that type out there.
Single Males ~VS~ Single Females - Whats the difference? - OK...
How many times do we have to beat the proverbial dead horse?
NOTHING in this thread is new, aside from one guy getting letters from Honduras or some other odd shit.
The reality of it is this: Single Men tend to be pushy, arrogant, looking to "fuck your wife like you wish you could," and other various piggish things, HOWEVER, there are those, T4REAL is among them, that are swingers...The problem is that there are MANY of the former, and FEW of the later.
Between the insecurity, the preferences, and the assholes, it makes for an uphill climb for a single male.
The best advice I can give single males is this: DO NOT FEED THE STEREOTYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the profile says, NO SINGLE MALES...don't write...you are NOT special...If they respond negatively, do NOT write back and ask why or make a snide remark....Just let it go...
IF you are reading a profile and it says, "WE WILL CONTACT YOU" let them contact you...Come on...The profile says that for a reason...
Now...On to the clubs...Someone stated that they paid $70 to get into a club, but got laid with dinner and all for less...Sorry, but that sounds like prostitution...NOTwhat the lifestyle is about...Why do they charge more for single men? because the single man will pay it...They do not run a club as a "Lets get single men layed charity" it is a business...the sole purpose of a business is to make money...That whole discussion is the EXACT reason so many couples say NO SINGLE MEN...What a prick...If I were you, I would delete that piece...You will NEVER get laid with that type of shit floating around here...
Another reason single men are so frowned upon, how many times have you seen a profile with nothing but a dick picture? OK>.....You ARE a male, we must assume you have one...Why not put something else on? If you read profiles, MOST say, "WE DO NOT NEED A COCK SHOT" only a few want to make sure the goods are good...so why would you post nothign but a cock shot? Then there is the angry inch guys...They have a turtle head and wanna advertise it...What the fuck is that? If you have a small dick, you can make up for it with personality and skill, HOWEVER, if you advertise it...No one will give you the chance...
OK...I think I am done with my rant...At least for now...
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