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What really defines a TRUE swinger? - - [quote=CHUCKSTOE]to us swingers are people who want have fun some want to be friends and have fun, and the single males need to know there place and not be pushy or circle like a vultures. [/quote]
Tell me you just did NOT insinuate that single males are not people who want to have fun and want to be friends...did I really misread that?
And quite frankly the majority of pushy vultures *I* have experienced on Swingular are MARRIED. And not just men either.
Being a pushy vulture is not related to marital status or gender. Just the lack of class and manners.
Where are all the guys pictures at? - - OK.......................... Now I think we know why alot of MEN don't POST Pics because they (as in 99%) feel their COCK is the best part of them and that's all they want to show off. AS for most here in TEXAS we've discovered that MOST THINK they are so important in their respective jobs that if they got discovered out they were Swingers they'd lose their jobs. We personally feel it more along the lines of being plain ugly or just FAT, and they are afraid they'd scare away any possible playmate. BUT................... that's our opinion!!!
Male Half here........................ No wonder people always say we only think with the little head. I'm asshamed too even be male at times. I for one have a mind that I actually use and I can't say that for alot of others here so far. OH WELL
WoW guild for swingers and like minded peeps :) - - Hi everyone.. there are currently a few of us running a small guild Horde side on The Forgotten Coast - we are known as 'Dirty Little Horde'. We'd like to extend an invitation to other like minded dirty peeps to come join us, because as we all know, the more the merrier ;) Look for Fragility, Cowthulu or Saucey ingame.
Thanks!
whatkind of pron is most people interested in? - Speak your mind... - His preference, amatuer/group you know swingers lol.
Hers Girl/Girl and lots of toys.
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Posted By: T4REAL69 Reply posted on:
Jan 8, 2008 - 10:48 am
Kristy
Couldn't care one way or another as to your racial views...just don't hide behind the single man issue to justify them.
Maybe he doesn't like single men as well?
Scenario 1: They are racist. They don't like single men
Scenario 2: They are racist and they like single men
Scenario 3: they are not racist. They don't like single men
Scenario 4: They are not racist and they like single men
How do you know which it is? Isn't it kinda jumping to conclusion because he is racist that he doesn't like so and so because of the race and he is hiding behind the single guy issue?
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Advice anyone? - Questions - male half here
maybe i can put this in a nut shell, if your at a meet and greet, just party with these people just as if you were partying with a vinilla couple, your there with no expectations, your not hitting on anyone just enjoying that you are out with fun people, you never know they might just invite you to continue the party after the meet and greet, and if they don't, oh well. go to the next one, it will happen, just don't go with expectations, just because we swing, or like single males, that is going to happen, we have many single male freinds that we have not played with, but we are all aware that we are swingers, its just about going and having a good time.
HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season.
If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks.
Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points.
Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same?
When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous.
The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid.
The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! "
Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player!
I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement)
I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile.
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Alex - New to the lifestyle looking for my first encounter into couples and single females - "I just don’t understand how single guys can be swingers" Like this, DUH! ;-p
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The People of Whoville are Swingers! - Adult Humor In Movies - My wife HATES this movie and HATES Jim Carrey even more so I've only seen bits and pieces of this movie but I LOVE it! Great catch! LOL
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