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Utahns, Do you think that you will see... - - [quote=FREANCY69]why not if a man can have two or three wives then a woman could have multiple husbands make it fair unfortunately polygamy is more about control than pleasure and love [/quote]
Sorry, I can't just let that that one pass without shouting WRONG!!! to everything after "unfortunately." Saying something like that is a lot like saying all swingers are completely immoral and irresponsible. Just like anything else in life, including swinging, it depends on the people doing it. And, again like everything else, the bad ones, like the FLDS, get all the publicity, so a lot of people who don't know better, through knowing poly families, think it's all like that. ~ Terry
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Disabled Swingers - - There are many different kinds of disabilities. Some more obvious than others. If that was a problem with me I would have missed out on so many very close friendships. One of my dearest, closet friends died from MS last year and my life wouldn't be the same if I hadn't taken the time I did, to spend with her. God Bless You Ricki....
Fly-fishing Swingers - New Swingular Group - We're headed for the green river for the 4th of july, to play with our flies, and do a bit of boatin' on the lake too. Say hi if you see us... On the lake we are aboard the "Wet Dream" ;)
Fly-fishing Swingers - New Swingular Group - This new group is for all swinger couples who also fly-fish. Common interests make for the best encounters.
FANTASY FOOTBALL - INVITATION - **FANTASY FOOTBALL FOR SWINGERS** Join a swingers only fun, free, easy to play fantasy football league. A great way to meet and have fun. Auto draft and easy scoring system. Go to yahoo and join. League ID is: 711289 and the password is: LIFESTYLE
Florida swinging - Swinging in Florida - The halloween party was way better then we ever expected so time to chat was at a minumum. The little we did get to chat about this subject seems that most were afraid of all the fakes out there. That explains why we have couples traveling from as far as Plant City to come here. One of our friends took it upon themselves to buy small toys to give to the women at the party so we were going to do one of the chinese gift exchanges where you draw numbers but the action got so hot and heavy so fast that we all forgot about the wrapped toys and I am looking at them as I write this. Other friends are hosting the Christmas Party so we will bring those with us to that party.
I used to think it was that couples here are looking for what you can give them or a free night out but what it seems like at least with our friends is just the right environment to let loose and have fun. We have tons of food left and the wrapped toys so they didn`t come for the handouts. It took us a while to get the right mix and we always seek to add to the mix. So for those who host or are looking for real and active swingers, just hang in there and keep building your contacts one at a time. We always enjoy meeting others and if there is no sexual attraction who cares, but if we like you then we will keep you in mind when interacting with others and might play cupid and introduce you to someone that might be more your taste. Social networking you might say.
Joe and Lori
Swinging and politics. - - Which political candidate do you think would be most swinger friendly?
1) Duh, Trump. Fucker's been married...a LOT, to like supermodels...and likely is banging a few on the side. He'd totally be down with swinging.
2) Bernie Sanders. I mean think about it...socialism? Sharing EVERYTHING in society...including each others spouses? Socialism is ALL about swinging!
3) Hilary. She was totally cool with Bill gettin' a little head in the Oval Office so she'd be fine with leaving all us nasty swingers to our own devices.
4) Mike Huckabee. Cuz...well, cuz...I dunno, maybe somethin' to do with the Bible and concubines or something. Or maybe something to do with Duggars? Fine, that one's a stretch.
5) Cruz or Rubio. Hot Latin lovers, need I say more?
6) This is by FAR the stupidest poll yet, Evil. Politics is serious business and I for one can't wait to exercise my right as a citizen to vote...and maybe have a post-election orgy at my house.
7) Rand Paul. Hey, he says he's a Libertarian or a librarian (librarians are HOT!) or something so he'd be down with a little wife swapping.
8) Carly Fiorina. Yeah she's one hot babe and I can tell she wants it BAD!
9) Lindsey Graham. Cuz, well cuz he's prolly at LEAST bi.
10) I dunno. Probably one of those total kooks running on like the Constitution or Green party tickets. Some of those guys look like they live in a cave or a box under the viaduct.
Roman Toga Party - March 30th - Roman Toga Party for Venus Game Nights - Friends, Romans, Sexy Swingers...
Time to bring out your inner Roman!
This game night will feature a Roman Toga theme with some accompanying Roman games. The afterparty will be even more eventful and really be something you don't want to miss! If you don't have a toga, you can either make one (instructions on Google) or buy one. If you don't have a toga and can't get one before Saturday, come anyway, it will be totally fine!
To RSVP go to https://www.meetup.com/Venus-Game-Nights/events/259608771/
Space is limited so reserve your space early!
RSVP on Swingular as well by going here:
https://swingular.com/events.php?_a=details&_EID=3397
As usual, the first part of the evening will be the game night portion of the evening and will be pretty laid back, giving everyone a chance to have fun, chat with others, and just have a low-key good time.
The second half of the evening will be for those that really want to let their inner Roman out to play. We will have some icebreakers to help everyone bring out their sexy selves.
We have rented a house for the evening that will work out very well. With a built-in theater room, we plan on having some great movies playing to keep things hopping.
Make sure to dress in your best Roman Toga wear as we will be having a contest for best male and female costumes. Again, if you don't have one, you can still come!
The location is in the South part of the salt lake valley. We will provide the address, as well as the house rules after you RSVP and the date draws nearer.
Couples and single women are always welcome! No single guys, however.
If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to email us here, Meetup or send us a Kik. Our Kik is CalianaZ.
See you Saturday!
Mr. & Mrs. Caliana
Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - Are single men welcome? I really just want to potentially date. Being in this lifestyle in northern utah as a single male is rough. I wouldn't even be looking to hook up just talk and see what is out there. I know there are a lot of strong feelings about single men so I didn't want to go if it is not allowed.
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