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What do you like about swinging? - - 1) I just like bangin' lots of peeps!
2) It's a total ego trip that lots of people will actually fuck me.
3) It's a huge rush playing chicken with STD's.
4) I like playing relationship Russian Roulette.
5) I simply get bored fucking the same person all the time.
6) It's my way of thumbing my nose at Judeo-Christian values and morals.
7) Simple. I HATE paying for sex.
8) I feel like I owe it to humanity to share my rockin' bod.
9) I just like those little swinger meatballs in the Crock Pot at the buffet table.
10) Well...I don't have any other hobbies.
11) I like having a deep dark secret.
12) I don't have a hot tub and most swingers do.
13) I don't actually swing. I just tease people and lead them on then CRUSH their egos.
14) I like swinging because it momentarily decreases the crushing loneliness of my life.
15) It makes my pee pee (or vajayjay) feel good.
16) I like it cuz I wanna see if everyone else's junk looks the same as mine.
17) Mommy/daddy issues.
18) I bought a pallet of condoms at Costco and hate to waste money.
Calling All Swingers! - Advertisement in the Crossville Chronicle (Crossville, TN) - [img]http://thegolfnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/golf-instructor-double-ente-650x366.jpg[/img]
In the golf capital of Tennessee, you
seniors - why is it so difficult to find senior swingers or single ladies? - WELL THAT WAS LONG WINDED TO SAY THE LEAST. READ WHAT WAS WROTE AND HOW IT WAS WROTE. IF YOU HAD LIVED IN THE SOUTH FOR MORE THEN A YEAR AND I DONT MEAN SOUTH UTAH. YOU WOULD OF SEEN THAT THE REASON FOR WHAT YOU SAW THERE WAS THIS. WE AS SOUTHERN FOLKS OWE NO ONE A APOLOGY FOR ANYTHING AT ANY TIME, BUT WE AS SOUTHER FOLK HAVE PUT UP WITH THE BULL FOR SO LONG WE ARE TIRED. SO IF WE DONT COME OFF LIKE WHAT YOU ARE USE TO SEEING IN THE OLD DIXIE LAND MOVIES WE ARE SORRY. BUT SENCE YOU DONT HAVE MUCH OF THAT OUT HERE YOU WOULDNT KNOW WOULD YOU. BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE I GOT A HOME IN TENN AND FLA YOU ARE WELCOME AT EITHER AND YOU WILL SE HOW IT REALLY IS WHEN YOU LIVE IT. WHEN I GO TO SOME SOCIAL GET TOGETHERS HERE IN UTAH I HAVE TO HEAR HOW BAD WE ARE IN THE SOUTH TOWARDS OTHER RACES,AND HOW WE DID THIS AND WE DO THAT AND ALL THAT CRAP. AND IT PUTS US ON THE OFFENCE AT TIMES. BUT LIKE BOB (MARLEY) HAS ALWAYS SAID DONT WORRY BE HAPPY OR AT LEAST HIT A FATTY. IF YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT A FATTY IS THERE TR I CAN HELP YOU UNDERSTAN THAT ONE TOO. LOL BUT THEN KNOWING ALL MUST BE A GREAT BURDEN TO SOME. TO ME AS LONG AS I KNOW IT 5:00 SOMEWHERE I AM HAPPY CAUSE I KNOW IT WILLL CATCH UP TO ME SOONER OR LATER.LOL BUT BEING A JACK MUSLIUM AND ALL THAT IT INTELLS I LOOK FORWARD TO POSTING STUFF LIKE THIS TO YOU BECAUSE IF ALL THE NICE FOLKS ON HERE TOOK THE CRAP I READ FROM TR TO BE THE WAY OF THINGS IN THIS WORLD WE WOULD NAVER GET NAKED AND WE WOULD ALL BE LIVING IN A GEORGE ORWELL BOOK CALLED 1984. SO TR GET LAID CHILL OUT ON THE UP TIGHT ASSHOLE ATTITUDE AND FOR GOD SAKE DONT WORRY WE ARE ADULTS AND MORE THEN ANYTHING WE ARE NORMAL AMERICANS WE CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH, WE CAN HANDLE THE COLOR THING IN AMERICA AND MOST OF ALL WE CAN HANDLE THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH. QUESTIONS CAN BE ASK WE MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT IS ASK BUT THEN WE HAVE TR TO TELL US WHAT WE LIKE AND DONT LIKE,RIGHT. HELL IF WE ALL LIKED THE SAME THING WE WOULD ALL BE LIVING IN SOME PLACE LIKE IRAN OR CHINA OR SOME OTHER 3RD WORLD COUNTRY WHERE WE WOULD BE DAMN SCARED TO SAY WHAT WE THINK. SO CHILL OUT GET NAKED HAVE FUN I HEAR ALL THE DOUBLE SPEAK I WANT ON TV I DONT EXPECT IT IN A SWINGER ROOM.AFTER ALL WE AS ADULTS AFTER SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLES WIFE AND OR HUSBAND DOES NOT BEING NAKED WITH A STRANGER NOT BRING ONE DOWN TO THE VERY BASISC THING IN LIFE. BUT HERE I HAVE WENT AND GOT LONG WINDED MY SELF.SORRY FOLKS. BUT I KNOW THERE WILL BE A ANWSER TO THIS FROM OUR LIBERAL FRIEND THAT IF I DIDNT KNOW BETTER I WOULD SAY HE WAS RUNNING FOR A FEDERAL OFFICE IN UTAH OR WASHINGTON OR MAYBE HE WANTS TO THE FRIST TOO RUN THE NEW WORLD ORDER THEY ARE TRYING TO INVOLK ON US UNDER KING GEORGE LOL. WELL I MUST SAY GOOD NIGHT MRS.CALIBASH WHERE EVER YOU ARE.
New to SLC - - Hey all,
My wife and I just moved to downtown Salt Lake City from the midwest, and we're looking to have some fun. We're pretty new to the lifestyle. Right now we're interested in attending parties or clubs were we can watch and build up our courage to join in. Are there any swingers clubs in the city? If not, are there any regular parties that draws people our age?
Thanks
The People of Whoville are Swingers! - Adult Humor In Movies - I was watching The Grinch Who Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey & noticed one of the parties was a Key Party!
Those Naughty people of Whoville are Swingers! That’s why they are so happy!
Any other kids style movies you’ve seen hidden adult humor?
ha just horny...How bout you? - yep horny still haha - Keep this going peeps. We are real and swingers are here!!!
We have heard about it many times........... - Couples that are swingers - Hi Queen although we have never met you 2 we would love to someday, We both love to watch each other being pleasured. We have never had anything like that happen to us as of yet. (knock on wood) no that wood honey. Anyway we think that you 2 are very hot and the the problem lies with the other couple which we hope we never meet them. Hope they are reading this so they don't ever contact us. Russ/Kim
$5.00 OFF SALE FOR YOUR XMAS NAUGHTY NEEDS AND WANTS - ANYTHING IAM SELLING U CAN GET $5.00 OFF NOW UNTIL THE NEW YEAR - A FEW PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WRITING ME TELLING ME IT IS A PAID WEB SITE . YES IT IS A PAID SWINGERS SITE . BUT THE AUCTION PART IS FOR ANYONE TO USE . U DONT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER TO BUY STUFF OFF THERE . WHEN U SEE THE MAIN PAGE . U WILL SEE THE BUTTON FOR AUCTION . JUST CLICK ON THAT . AND THEN IT WILL LTAKE U TO THE AUCTION PART .
AND ANOTHER QUESTION THAT WAS BROUGHT UP WAS THE TIME ON THE AUCTION . U CAN USE THE BUY NOW BUTTON AND THEN THE ITEM WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE SITE AND IT WILL BE YOURS . OR U CAN BID ON IT WITH OTHERS . ONCE SOMEONE HAS BIDDED ON IT . THE ONLY WAY TO BUY ITRIGHT THEN AND THERE WOULD BE TO BUY IT NOW . IF NOT THEN YES U DO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE BIDDING TIME IS OVER . I MADE IT FOR TWO WEEKS SO YOU COULD STILL GET IT IN TIME FOR THE XMAS PARTIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT .
AND WHEN U MAKE PAYMENT FOR IT . PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A $5.00 OFF SALE GOING ON NOW .ON ANYTHING IAM SELLING . NOT SUCH XMAS STUFF . SO U CAN TAKE THAT OFF THE REG PRICE FOR EACH THING U ARE BUYING .AND PLEASE ONLY MAKE PAYMENT FOR WHAT U OWE ME INCLUDING THE SALE .
NAUGHTY DREAMS
FREAKY KITTY
another club under fire - club in peoria - [quote=CARRIERMANANDGEEKGIRL]Obviously, the Peoria city fathers have never heard of the Constitution.
#1. - It's a PRIVATE club, which means it's not open to the general public.
#2. - Nothing that happens inside is within view of the general public.
#3. - The club's proximity to the police station has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING.
#4. - Swinging and/or swapping partners is NOT illegal.
It will be really interesting to see what the exact wording of the ordinance is.
It will also be laughable.
[b]FLASH:[/b] "Consenting adults arrested for having consensual sex behind closed doors."
Film at 11:00.[/quote]
I always forget how spoiled ya'll in Florida are...Constitution or not they can and will shut this place down...look at Utah...we have NO swingers clubs and as of now Ogden has no strip clubs...talk about conservative...oh wait, I DON'T LIVE IN UTAH ANYMORE...roflmao I keep forgetting that lol
A Quick Poll for Couples - - Full disclosure. I work for a secret branch of the NSA (the Perverts Surveillance Unit) and we're keeping track of all you disgusting swingers and your filthy, sinful ways along with Sydney University, through a grant from the American Council on Religious Freedom, and we're hoping to eventually develop a vaccine to kill all your sex drives and make you repent and return to Jesus.
The data the that I collect will be used to petition President Trump (who only PRETENDS to be a philandering letch and is really a pious, faithful God-fearing man who was handpicked by The Almighty Creator to bring America, and the world, back to the moral and religious standards that this country was founded on. So enjoy your filthy little hobby while you can ecause the day of reckoning is fast approaching and soon the naughtiest thing you'll be able to do on a Saturday night is go to a Jamba Juice "bar" for a smoothie and watch the 700 Club on TV before mandatory lights out at 10pm. Hallelujah!
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And yes, it IS an "Invasion of Pricacy".
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