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Wannabes and net fakes - Will the real lifestyle members please stand up - Plenty of "real" swingers get labeled as fakes every day. Plenty of fake swingers, get mistaken for "real" ones just as often. That phrase should not be subjective to whether or not someone stood you up, faked a profile, or used old pics, just to name a few negative things. Those people are simply assholes. Even if they fancy themselves swingers. It has happened to us on many occassions that someone has claimed to have seen one of her pics either in a mag, or on a paid porn site, which automatically makes us "fakes". We have been labled as "fakes" based on the fact that we choose not to (primarily) meet with couples, thus we must be fake. We have been accused of being "fakes" because we are selective about with whom we meet, and even more selective about with whom we play. NO fakes here. Just smart people who know what we are looking for. People who have an axe to grind are typically the first to call out "fakes" on sites like these. I may not have the benefit of 25 years of swinging to support that supposition, but it is what is obvious to me. I am sure that there are a great many "fakes" out there who are only interested in wasting other peoples time with their bullshit, and believe me when I say that we have met one or two over the years...but I wouldnt automatically brand someone a "fake" based on the fact that they didnt show up for a meeting. (That is not to say that we would excuse that behavior, because if someone stands us up they had better be dead or we are done with them for good.) But who knows..maybe they just got cold feet? Maybe they really DID get a flat tire on the way to see you....shit happens. Luvbugs! (mR.) :p

Posting Digital Pictures - - As a former amateur photographer and hobbiest, I find that a lot of you folks are not fully aware of the ability of your camera to , not only TAKE pictures, in a variety of sizes but also to post them in a size that people can see. I REALLY shouldn't be upset but, I really don't have anything better to do than complain. ROFLMFAO Okay, so here's what you do.... First , FIND your owners manual from wherever you hid it, this is undoubtedly the MAN's fault, since men think they can get along without an owners manual. (Hey, I'm a man too. I KNOW of what I speak (or in this case type). hehehe After you have found the manual, READ the part that deals with how to get the best picture (pixels or megs) from YOUR particular brand of camera. THEN, take some quality shots and post THEM and remove the ones we can't see anyway (without a magnifying glass). Check out THOUGHTGARDEN's profile pics sometime. They are THE MOST CREATIVE COUPLE (as far as pics) (can't say about swinging).That I've ever had the pleasure of ogling. I crack myself up sometimes. Oh well. I'm OLD. GIVE ME A BREAK. Okay next part of the equation. This is a subject that I gave a talk on at a swingers convention in Chicago a few years ago. CONTENT of your picture. Ladies, you are NOT defined by your tits, or you shouldn't be. You are MORE than just a set of "fun bags". Men, I'll get to you in a second. Ladies , I KNOW you are worried about someone you know seeing your pics and "outing" you to all your friends and neighbors. BZZZZT, wrong answer. If they have taken the time (and money) to explore the pics on Swingular, then, they MUST be swingers too. If you MUST cover your face, (digital is a little harder than film), I would suggest making a print (on glossy stock) (better detail) and then use some electrical tape, cut to size, just covering the face. Pay attention to backgrounds, if you are scared, then you don't want pics of the kiddies or mom and dad in the background. Best bet is to hang up a multicolored sheet for the background. OKay, MEN, YOU are not defined by your penis, or you shouldn't be (where have I heard THAT before?). This Cock size thing has gotten way out of proportion ( did I just say that?). If a woman NEEDS a bigger cock, then she is NOT doing her kegel exercises. If you don't believe me , ask your doctor. Men, you should be doing kegals too. The stronger those muscles the more you can "twitch" inside a woman. Ask any woman, they LIKE that. So, guys, take pics of MORE than just your cock. See above for suggestions. Full body shots, artfully posed, are the ticket. Whether you be man or woman. Action shots are a whole nother kettle of stew. I'll save that for another forum. AFTER , I get yelled at for THIS one. LOL Would love to hear what YOU have to say on the topic. Oh, BTW, I maybe divorced NOW, but, I was married for eighteen years and we were swinging for all but the first six months of our marriage. We ever met with a couple the weekend before the final papers were signed. So, I'm NOT a "no-nothing" single guy. Swingonmyvine

Camping play? - Opinions - [quote=DODGE1]We are looking at some property in Duchesne and turning it in to a swingers camp ground. Do you think anyone would be interested in some thing like that [/quote] Yes sign us up twice

Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - [quote=1404allin]So I see the posts with the black ring and the comments that you have worn them that way for years with no luck. May I point out that you have them on the wrong hand. In the lifestyle the black ring goes in your right hand. People probably just think your marries with a job that won’t let you wear gold 😂[/quote] Haha, it just feels too weird wearing it on the right hand. And I can wear gold but a gold rubber/silicon band doesn't look that good so I just stick w/ black and/or silver. You don't want a hard material that has a higher breaking point than your finger in my line of work.

swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - the palms of your hands do not count as friends.and giving your dad a blow job isn't a real job. hey jst if you look at the picture i would say she is closer to 180 than 136

Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - Ok everyone! I guess it is official. The cars and bikes both will be having a get-together. Please bring your vintage, exotic, classic, hot rod, or any car you love to drive and be at Club Tastebuds on October 14th. Please post to the "Bikers and Babes" forum so that we can track who is coming. Chris & Donna

Just a little friendly advise to most single male swingers. - Male swingers - Well said, Benz!

"Swinger Robots"?? - WtF?, Now, on top of everything else, we have to worry about Robot Swingers? - [quote=UPLIFTYOURLIFE]Priceless[em]Emo_9[/em] [/quote] How do you know those are nuts? Could easily be a baby crowning...or a tumor...or a massive hemorrhoid and/or prolapsed rectum.

Hollywood Swingers? - - Are you kidding? Most of the people on this site haven't confessed, and we don't have the media breathing down our necks and digging through our trash!! Can you imagine, put me on the list that get to swing with Brad and Angelina!!!Whoop Whoop!!

PICTURE SURFERS HANG A 180 LOL - - Here is one for ya......Has every one been seeing those ads , on swinger sites mind you, that say "We are looking for friends MAYBE more". Did they forget what site they were on. This isn't the place to be "wishy washy". If your here you need to be serious and not waisting serious swingers time. If your saying MAYBE you should take a little more time and be very sure that this is for you. Does anyone agree?