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WHY DO WE GET STOOD UP? - - It seems to us that this site spawns wannabees.We have NEVER met anyone from this site.
We have been contacted by people as young as 19 years old who have said they are interested.OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT!!! Maybe they just want us to open our private pics for them.
We are serious swingers.We have met some great people and been to a few great parties.We have never been stood up but maybe that's because we havent tried to meet any of the game players from this site.
Meeting new swingers? - Where to meet them? - We have found all the couples we hook up with on the internet. we use several websites. :-)
looking for couples who want to be dominated - Couples domination - [quote=LOVEWIVES10]I want to come over and use you both; you both will do EVERYTHING I say! I may spank you or both of you; I might take either or both of you in the ass; I may make one or both suck my dick and lick not only my balls but my ass; I will humiliate you both.[/quote]You may not use us LOVEWIVES10,
You may not even stick it in.
We will not lick your cock and balls,
Nor lick your ass, from which sperm falls.
You will not take just one or both,
To you we give this solemn oath.
You cannot spank, you silly elf,
You only humiliate yourself!
So if you like it in the ass,
The swingers here, have too much class.
Look farther East, for one to pork,
Cuz isn't your mama from New York???
~ROCK~
Is this one of your rules? What is it? is it fear? or something - Does everyone feel this way? - Don, I completely agree. I'm not suggesting "friends first" folks are wrong. I'm just explaining:
1. Why WE don't use that phrase...and folks often make offensive assumptions about us because we don't.
2. Why WE are always a bit uneasy about contacting couples who DO use that phrase.
FYI, around where we live, we have this whole "lifestyle clique" who run around protesting WAY too much about how friends is all that matters and they aren't in it for the sex at all, and labeling anyone who disagrees with them as "bedpost notchers." Mostly though, the way you get in their crosshairs is by telling one of them "no thanks." So this is a bit of a sore subject for us...as we DID tell a few of them "no thanks" and we aren't about to lie and say we didn't become swingers for the sexual aspects. Duh! LOL
Go turn on Oprah - re:swingers - We've been tryin' to turn that BITCH on for years and she is COLD! I'm talkin' FRIGID! We even tried our nuke-ya-ler powered vibrator and she STILL won't squirt for us! But we're unleashing our posse of circus midgets on her ass the next time we party with her and Steadman in Chi-town....NOW we'll see if she has a big "O" magazine! Uh huh!
Evil
Any Swingers out there? Golf swingers that is... - - [quote=ABCCOUPLE]My wife and I like to enjoy a round or two on occasion, but not with the current weather.. I really am getting annoyed by this weather.[/quote]
Have you two played Sleepy Ridge in Orem? I love that course!
Cap d'Agde - Has anyone been there? - We were there last year in August for a week and are going back again this year. This is lengthy so I apologize in advance. If you want to know more just DM us privately.
It is very unique. Nothing like it anywhere in the world. During holiday (July - September) there can be up to 70,000 people in the village at any time. It feels like half of them are naturalists the other half would be swingers. The village is fenced and you do need to pay for a day pass but it's not expensive. The point is that it's a closed community so everyone is friendly, nice and chill. The village was created years ago as a vacation destination for naturalists but has been taken over by swingers just because swingers spend more money so it has been turned into catering to that crowd.
Flying into Montpelier airport is smart and cab rides to the village from the airport is only about 100 Euro from there. There are few hotels but its smarter to book an apartment on booking.com or better yet... a local french apartment booking site. You can also camp (huge camp site) but if your flying in then that is probably a bad idea. We have rented an apartment in heliopolis and this year we rented a house in the neighborhood. It's not cheap so plan on anywhere from 400 to 800 per night.
Be prepared for very few American tourists. Mostly french, dutch, germans etc... Everyone is respectful and nice. Most are fine speaking english but that could turn on you quickly if you're not careful and respectful. We really had the feeling that this was a European vacation for Europeans. They aren't expecting the typical American tourist.
There are several pool party clubs that are open during the day but are super crowded. These pools are usually indoor/outdoor in a club and its very common to see many people playing in the pool and on the side. It's definitely a huge party. It also costs about 50-100 Euro per couple per day pass. At night there are 4 good swinger clubs in the village. It's about 75 Euro to enter but you get a couple drink passes included. Upstairs is usually bright and good for lounging. Basements have large and complex array of playrooms. People aren't pushy and you have lots of options based on how many people you want to include in your situation.
The village has at least 4 grocery stores, multiple bakeries and tons of restaurants, bars, lingerie shops etc. It's amazing to walk around naked during the day and lingerie with heels at night all around the village. You need to wear clothes when you go to bars/restaurants/clubs but can opt to be naked in the grocery store. It's trippy but very freeing.
Beach has sections for families, nudists and the last section is for swingers. That section is crazy. Expect a load of single men, impromptu blowbangs/gangbangs and public sex during the day at the beach. People aren't pushy so you shouldn't be worried but it may be wise to not wander back into the dunes. Search for Cap d'Adge in PornHub if you are really curious. Those videos are 100% accurate.
European swingers are a bit different. We found the people to be stunning. Beautiful, educated, smart and sexy. But flirting is different in Europe. It's common for someone to not flirt or even make eye contact but then suddenly ask you if you're interested in playing in the playroom.
The village is so large that you have to insert yourself if you want to turn it up. We liked walking to the beach during the day, grabbing a salad at the market for lunch then dressing up (think Desire theme night or burning man) at night to go to dinner with a club afterwards.
Legit - one of the best european vacations ever. We loved it.
Single dudes - - [quote=JEFFSMITH1972]It's the way it works. Generally you swingers want the hottest of the hot, to enrich the fantasy. Taller than 6' with a huge cock is usually what you shoot for.
"In the U.S. population, about 14.5 percent of all men are six feet or over...3.9 percent of adult men are 6'2" or taller"
So you are shooting for less than 15% of males. Throw in the other desirable traits you want, and they are going to be massively in demand wherever they go. If they have any sort of social skills they can easily get a night of sex outside of the swinger life, so they are less likely to jump on the wife, and much more likely to cancel at the last second when something they view as more desirable pops up.[/quote]
I don’t think you get it, just looking for honesty and integrity, find an excuse and that makes you feel better not the rest of us, but what ever
ogden meet and great - - Yes club wet.
I wasn't going to say swingers convention or put up a sign just a get together.
BUSTED! Your Kids Found Out Your Swingers. Now What? - - ok, if i wanted you to know more about me i would put my pic. on the site and tell you more about me ....i don't....!!! as for children that found out about your lifestyle and successfully continued life as normal good for you , you had good luck...as for my job and spelling i bet you a d.p. fuck that obama knows less spelling then i do ... .lol. as how do i know what i say "I successfully striped parents from the right to live with their children and placed them in foster home care , got it?????? "
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