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Washington DC Swingers

Just a little friendly advise to most single male swingers. - Male swingers - Single Swinging Males: Staying Thirsty My Friends from one swinger to another: This article will definitely not apply to all single males, but if you do take offense to this then you are the rude, pushy, insensitive single male that has no clue that swinging is good adult fun and not your personal way getting access to

Coming to slc area this weekend - - [quote=EVILDOERS]We agree with SLCCOUPLE. The GSL has it all. Sun, fun, the BEACH. And it's true...you CAN just like float around in it. We used to think it was because it's so salty and shit but it's actually the brine shrimp lifting you up and trying to push you out of the water. They have to live there and don't want no stanky swingers floatin' around in their living rooms. And if you get one of those cool floating grills from Sky Mall you can just fry up some 'o them shrimp on the Barbie while you're floating around, mate. Watch out for brine flies though. They're like the annoying pushy swingers who have to much to drink at a party and just get right up in your face. If you need directions to the nude beach just PM us. It's DEE-luxe![/quote] How come in all of Utah there are no swingers with the handles like SEAMONKYS4SEX or SESSYCMONKY4U? Back in the 60s and 70s you could not open a Drag Cartoons magazine or Boys Life or even a comic book with out an advertisement for Sea Monkeys as pets. For those of you that are not from Utah Sea Monkeys are actually Brine Shrimp, taken from the Salt Lake, magically put into stasis through some sort of dehydration process. You could buy a package through the mail and put them in a fish bowl, add water and plenty of salt and have sea monkeys for pets. There were more sea monkeys shipped out of Utah then anything else save missionaries in the 60s and 70s. My brother and I sent away for some to be shipped to us in Arizona in about 1962 about the time "Meet the Beatles" came out. What a fucking fraud! They did come back to life but they sure did not look at all like monkeys. Those damned x-ray glasses didn't work either. So if you go to the Great Salt Lake make sure you wash off the brine shrimp when you get out. Sea Monkeys are just another Utah fraud like Mark Hoffman's forgeries, Paul H. Dun baseball cards or husbands with perpetual hall passes in the booty call section.

Why are there prostitutes on Swingular? - - [quote=ANONYMOUS]Cool. Swingular is craigslist/backpage now. That's definitely what we all want.. to be solicited by stupid prostitutes. [/quote] The debate has raged for decades about the validity of single males to be called "swingers". I'd go so far as to say the complaints about unsolicited messages from single males far outweigh those of sex workers on this site. (Please, somebody correct me if I'm wrong). In our opinion, this seems like a very minor annoyance, and just a reason to bitch about something. Delete. Move on. Simple stuff.

SLC Couple for MFM+M+M - Wife wants small gangbang - [quote=Sm435]The problem here is you are in Utah. Think of how many gorgeous but divorced women are here, 30-40’s, lived a suppressed marriage for years and now want to have fun, but still have the “can’t be single” mindset. Meaning those sought after single guys just don’t stay single long. When you travel outside of Utah you do meet these guys that have been joining us swingers for years. The ones here that have years experience pop in and out based on relationships.[/quote] Yep, this sounds familiar. After a long relationship that has ended due to circumstances beyond my control, I'm popped back in and would be interested in helping to satisfy most fantasies.

Single male in this lifestyle.. - I have questions for couples and single females. - At the risk of restating for the millionth time... Cold hard truth time, JOSH. Single guys in the lifestyle are a dime a dozen (that's a really old fashioned way of saying there are a LOT of you). And believe it or not you all claim you're super spiffy dudes (you're not...not all of you anyway). If you all WERE super duper All American boy-next-door stud muffins you'd have girls falling all over you and we wouldn't be having this (single male) conversation for the bazillionth time. So let's do the math. There are a LOT of single guys in the lifestyle (despite some who would argue that singles aren't really swingers). There are fewer couples in the lifestyle and even fewer single ladies (again despite that 'swingles aren't swingers' argument). So even factoring in the fact that ALL swinger females are insatiable minxes who have sex almost continuously there just isn't enough time in the day for them to get around to fucking each and every single guy. Sorry, man. My advice to you, and you aren't gonna like it, is to take all those amazing qualities you possess and find a hottie of your own that you can go out into the wild world of swingdom and share with other people. Swinging really is a couple centric activity. There's a reason it used to be called "wife swapping" and people wearing like disco clothes and gold chains and stuff used to go to key parties. Can you imagine the chaos that would have ensued if a bunch of single guys threw their keys in the bowel at a key party? ps- If you'd rather not find a woman to swing with and prefer to keep your single male status my advice to you would be to grow a very thick skin, become more patient than a Buddhist monk and never ever ever come across as desperate or WORSE pissy that you don't feel like you're getting your fair share of hot swinger tail.

"Black Ring" or other Lifestyle insignia? - - We used to go to lifestyle "conventions" back in the day. A thousand or so couples taking over a hotel. Theme dances, seminars, an expo hall with anything and everything sexual. You were given wristbands when you registered to get into all the venues. It usually took about 4 or 5 hours for people (vanillas) at nearby hotels and such to hear about what was going on start looking for who was wearing those telltale wristbands. It would get so bad people (swingers) would just take them off or try to hide them under watches and jewelry. Can't imagine something like this wouldn't fairly quickly (especially with the internet) turn out the same or worse and for some reason not too many people seem to want to be identified as swingers when they're at the grocery store or out to eat with their families or in ANY public place. Imagine that![em]Emo_67[/em]

Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - We are both Gemini and very happy to meet you. What was your sign? Scorpios are just greedy.

Original humans as swingers? - Provocative theories based on Bonobo sexual behavior - I think I'm aroused.

Comic Con San Diego - - Anyone going to Comic-Con in San Diego?? We will be there from July 11-15th and would love to meet up with another couple to enjoy the nightlife with and have alittle naughty Fun while on Vacation!! ;) Or do you know of any swinger friendly clubs in San Diego. Where are all the San Diego Swingers HELP!! Message us if you're interested in joining us!! xoxoxo

Searching for Sensual Photographer - - Gio is amazing GIOPHOTO is his profile name. Very classy and makes you feel comfortable. He has photographed many swingers and would be happy to show you his work. Tell him Koigirl sent you.