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Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Pineapple Stickers - pineapple sticker = swingers? - Could we be any more obvious about a pineapple and your backside. 🤣
(Utah) HOT AND WILD ORGY PARTY! - DESCRIPTION (Notice:) *Looking for Open Minded and a Discreet person / And I can message only on em - DESCRIPTION
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*Looking for Open Minded and a Discreet person, and I can message only on email. Thanks. Kindly email me for more question.
By the way, I am Melissa 27 white. We are conducting an upcoming orgy party in this area? If you are looking for GROUP of FUN. Come and join us. Or Email me here at [email protected]
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"Party Descriptions:"
Cuddle Party is open to anyone 18 years or older. All ages, races, religions and LGBTQ community warmly welcomed.
* Do you long for more touch, nurturing, or affection in your life?
* Is it hard to find safe, non-sexual touch?
* Are you ready to explore conscious connection, authentic consent, and empowered boundaries?
Then a Cuddle Party is the place for you! Come and experience the abundance of love and nurturing touch that is available to you. This is a GREAT place for beginners!
We are a recently established group of experienced and semi-experienced swingers who meet on a fairly regular basis at a number of locations in our member's area for group fun. It is a safe, comfortable and fun environment for all, You can be single, a couple or an existing group of swingers with experience or those new to the scene "
It doesn't matter if you want to join in with a full sexual group experienced.
Play as a couple or just watch you will still be welcome and all personal boundaries are respected at all times. Some of us are straight, some bi, and some bi-curious so whatever you fancy getting in touch and we will consider you for our next meeting.
There’s no question about it ~ we all crave more touch. The body's bliss hormone, Oxytocin, is released by nurturing, welcome, consensual touch and is essential for the wellbeing of your body, your heart, and your spirit. Your nervous system, blood pressure, and emotional health all benefit from healthy, heart-full touch!
Safe touch also enhances your ability to connect with and trust people, your capacity to respect and care for yourself, your creativity, and your sense of safety, comfort, and belonging. Infants who are deprived of touch fail to thrive, and we never outgrow that need. In today’s high-tech low-touch society, we especially crave the authentic connection, deep listening, and nurturing touch that we were born to receive.
Though touch is natural, the skills that make it welcome and enjoyable sometimes need to be learned and practiced. Skills of communication, expressing boundaries, asking for what you want, and saying ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ with clarity and kindness.
At a Cuddle Party you gain:
* Clarity and confidence about your wants and needs
* Boundary and communication skills
* Comfort, support and encouragement
* The secrets to welcome, relaxed, platonic touch
* Satisfying your pleasure.
WHAT TO EXPECT
During the OPENING EVENT we have TOY SEX PARTY SHOWS!
FREE BEVERAGES DRINKS AND FOODS.
CONDOMS AND SEX TOYS.
LOGISTICAL DETAILS
Be sure to REGISTER in advance. There are a limited number of tickets (10) available. Confirmations with complete details and directions will be e-mailed out to those who register. (Please e-mail me BEFORE buying a Ticket)
PLEASE BE ON TIME. Doors lock at 9:15 pm! Plan to arrive between 8:30-8:45 pm
The opening Welcome Circle is for introductions and to go over the Agreements of the Cuddle Party. This is an important aspect of the Cuddle Party experience and creates a safe container for all participants. It is essential that everyone be on time. Once the Welcome Circle begins, no late arrivals can enter.
WEAR your Costumes. (Costume is provided on the party. You need to ask, how to get it.) This will be a shoe-free environment, so please bring and wear socks if your feet get cold. Out of consideration for other participants, please be fresh and hygienic and DON’T WEAR any strong fragrances, colognes, or perfumes.
*BRING your open heart, and be prepared for the open hearts of others! Optionally, consider bringing a pillow and blanket or any other soft fluff to enhance your snuggling experience.
CANCELLATIONS AND REFUNDS
*If you cannot make it, let me know immediately!! There may be a waiting list of people who really want to come! I can only fill extra spaces if you notify me in enough time. Out of kindness to other snugglers, please email me immediately if your plans change.
* Refund up to 1 day in advance.
* If you decide by the end of the Welcome Circle that it isn’t the right time/event for you, you may leave and receive a full refund.
* If you are a no show, or arrive after the doors have closed, no refund.
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PS: YOU MUST NEED TO AGREE THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO REVIEW IT.
Ft Myers, FL - HELP!!! - Craigslist is local down there. MAGNETIC is right, after being laid off after 7+ years at my old job due to the economy, it was very difficult to find a new FULL time job that paid anything more than $8 an hour. I just moved AWAY from Fort Myers in June due to the unemployment rate, it's a tourist spot. I hope you have a job lined up...it's tough down there however it is beautiful in areas and the beach is nice (just don't go during spring break LOL). A bright spot is that they have a couple of swing clubs down there and quite a few swingers :) Good luck in your move!
Lifestyle Stats - - Ok, so you mentioned how many swingers would be at the great RES, but what about at Levell Edwards stadium? ;)
Are swingers moral? - Who determines what morals are? - Simply put If you are Religieus you need to check their deffination of MORALITY.
If you're not then WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN, some form of "God" or "Paganism" etc.
Then Finally what do you Fell and think is RIGHT/Wrong.
CAN'T BE JUST ONE CORRECT RESPONSE.
Swingers - a couples only lifestyle? - Are singles considered to be swingers? - The above comments are very interesting, and do promote thinking about how it all began.
I grew up during the time when 'swapping' was just starting to catch hold. Swappers were married couples, and they did indeed swap partners. Single people were called 'swingers' at that time as they had many partners for sex. Basically singles did not have a steady relationhship with just one partner. An unmarried couple could be swingers, as they could go their separate ways at any time. A married couple did not easily have the option to go separate ways, so they remain swappers unless they got a divorce. Keep in mind that the two terms applied only to those that actively sought out new sex partners, and did not apply to the population in general.
Over time, perhaps about 1965-1969, the word 'swapper' became a bit derogatory, so the married ones adopted the word 'swinger' as it seemed to be more lively and exciting sounding. Thus they moved into word usage territory of the singles. Today both singles and couples share the word.
The meaning of words and their application change over time in the America language. As an example, the word 'Queer' changed to 'Fag' and later to 'Gay'. It took from about 1940 until about 1988 for the word 'queer' to evolve into 'gay'. It's still the same people, just a different word has been adopted that sounds more happy and exciting.
To say a single man looking to get laid is not a swinger, but a single lady looking to get laid is a swinger is totally wrong. Both are either horney, or both are swingers. There can be no distinction between the two.
So, where does that leave us? Today both singles and married couples share the word equally. That is, unless the American language is evolving again. Perhaps the word 'Humming Bird' (going from flower to flower for nectar) will become the singles new description.
swingers helper... - I know some of us need this every now and again... - Would you wear this?
Sensitivities - a paradox? - I think you're right that "L'S'ers" vary in personality and other traits just like the mainstream population. I think there is a "liberal" stigma associated with the lifestyle that just isn't true. I mean seriously, why would it be any different than the mainstream? The only thing most people here do differently is their sex life. Some people here fuck like bunnies on Friday and Saturday and go beg their god for forgiveness on Sunday. A lot of swingers are more conservative than most vanillas.
"Swinging" only makes one sexually liberal. Swinging is a sexuality trait and not a lifestyle. It may be considered a lifestyle for those that constantly evade friends, work, church and family in their daily pursuit of hook-ups. However, as a libertine, "swinging" is only one aspect, of a liberal lifestyle that I, myself, wish to obtain. It's not a necessity, yet not forbidden... It's a choice I can make with no consequence.
Having a Swingres day at lagoon - Swingers at lagoon - you had better do it quick... they close on the 28th.
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