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Any Swingers out there? Golf swingers that is... - - Wish I was there in Utah. Would love to join in for a few rounds. When I lived in Phx. I had a pal who was had a open relationship. Winner got the wife after the round. She loved the exhibition trophy sex.
who starts? - -
You would think, as much as the phrase [i]communication is key[/i], gets bandied about people would really want to actively engage in communication. It would seem natural that the more experienced parties would take the lead in discussing how things get done much like flight instructors explaining that when the oxygen masks drop from the overhead compartment, you place it over your head, secure the elastic strap and breathe.
However in this lifestyle that couldn't be further from the truth. The problem is that if there is too much chit chat then someone is always in danger of being dumbfounded by the use of a big word. It's hard to be sexy when all the blood is now rushing to your head in a desperate attempt to draw upon a vocabulary that just isn't there in the first place. How do you get around this? Well, I certainly don't need to explain the folly of having a dictionary next to the hot tub.
This is why it is strongly encouraged that swingers incorporate healthy role-play. When trying to get that new couple to first base it's best to stick with the basics. A good old fashion game of Neanderthals...ahem, excuse me, I mean cave people. Then the fun can proceed upon simple phrases like, "You look good" or "Me touch you now?" When becoming aroused you might say, "Oooh, this is how make fire," or "I look in hole for water," to facilitate cunnilingus.
This role-play is especially helpful to those who don't have hot tubs, or who may have suggested strip Uno because they thought a
Rich and Amber - Hookup - As newborn swingers your thirst is extraordinarily strong right now and you will need to learn to control it when you're around werewolves and muggles and such. We would strongly recommend that you immediately go out hunting to quench your thirst and that you do so as FAR away from civilization as possible. If you go WAY out into the woods and "feed" on some hikers or campers you won't harm anyone important. Better yet, go fuck some wild animals or at least soft swap with them until you can control yourselves around people like vanillas. Otherwise, your overpowering desire to fuck just about anyone you cross paths with will kick in and who knows what kind of havoc you will wreak.
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If you're going to blame your customer - At least remove the evidence it's your fault. - I'm the poster child for every fucking error message, connection problem and browser fuck up imaginable on my POS laptop and I don't have any problems at all. And FWIW I'm on another swing site that's MUCH more expensive than Swingular and there are just as many people complaining about these issues and more. I know a guy who does I.T. for the other swing site and it's a fucking nightmare trying to deal with every possible combination and configuration of OS, browser, server, and ISP out there. Not downplaying the problems you're having, just sayin' it's kinda like a ginormous swing party with uber hot young cuties, old fat farts, drama ridden noobs, posers, maybe a bunch of polys who don't know they aren't really swingers anymore, and about a thousand creepy single guys from Craigslist and then expecting each and every one of them to just get along famously and then play Twister on a huge Twister mat with a dude who only speaks Mandarin Chinese spinning the spinner and calling out the color and body part combos.
40i-ish couples - - We are also in that group! We are a little north of the mecca of sexy swingers! Lets make northern Utah fun!!!!
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - -
see we all get shit on here so don't feel like your the only one,,
kristy
sexy cities - favorite travel destinations - [quote=PARTYINLV]I thought about Vegas or Palm Springs.
But, Cap d'Agde in southern France is the place to go. It's a nude city. Everywhere you go, people are naked. It has also attracted a large community of lifestyle and swingers. 30,000 naked people! We're looking for travel buddies!
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We want to go there as well!
A Quick Poll for Couples - - [quote=EVILDOERS]Full disclosure. I work for a secret branch of the NSA (the Perverts Surveillance Unit) and we're keeping track of all you disgusting swingers and your filthy, sinful ways along with Sydney University, through a grant from the American Council on Religious Freedom, and we're hoping to eventually develop a vaccine to kill all your sex drives and make you repent and return to Jesus.
The data the that I collect will be used to petition President Trump (who only PRETENDS to be a philandering letch and is really a pious, faithful God-fearing man who was handpicked by The Almighty Creator to bring America, and the world, back to the moral and religious standards that this country was founded on. So enjoy your filthy little hobby while you can ecause the day of reckoning is fast approaching and soon the naughtiest thing you'll be able to do on a Saturday night is go to a Jamba Juice "bar" for a smoothie and watch the 700 Club on TV before mandatory lights out at 10pm. Hallelujah!
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And yes, it IS an "Invasion of Pricacy". Although I believe it's spelled "Prickacy".
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Ways to point out Swingers in public - - I like the black idea, are couples using them ? We heard it was bananas in the fold out part of the shopping cart.
Android swingers apps? - - I agree to bad swingular cant just steal an app :p that would be wrong lol
But if we all hit one app and recomend it maybe swingular can work out a deal with app makers
Though i doubt it will happen this site costs a bit to run im sure and most of us bought the lifetime membership on sale.
so admins really are probably at a point that there running this out of pocket now lol
ok the whos fuckin app got changed cause of the name lol google booted it off they renamed
It is now Who'sF*ckin'
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wf.android
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