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Moab Utah - Swingers in Moab - Lol , we’re here now.
Game----- Between My legs - Between My legs - The Right Stuff BML
Dudley Do Right BML
Let the Right One in BML
Do the Right Thing BML
Wrong is Right BML
The Kids are All Right BML (going too far?)
MR. Right BML
Up & Down BML
Upside Down BML
In & Out BML
Planes, Trains and Automobiles BML
FREE WILLY BML
The Gathering BML
and of course....
SWINGERS BML
Couple looking for wifeswapping, swinging, lifestyling and or org - - My wife and I would like to fuck some people and/or have sex with them. We are experienced swingers but haven't had sexual intercourse with anyone else for a long long time. In fact, our swinger hymens have almost assuredly grown back and our genitalia is as tight and unused as that of a first semester freshman BYU coed (full disclaimer-there also may or may not be cobwebs present from disuse). If you like Pina Coladas and gettin' lost in the rain...if you're not into STD's and you have half a brain please HUU.
Alternatively we would like to orgybang a bunch of hot nasty slutty people. Costumes and/or real personalities are optional. We're not looking for one night stands. We're looking for 1 hour (maybe 30 minutes) stands.
We are dead ringers for Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan (if both of them went on a 3 month bender of drugs, alcohol and Fight Club-esque beatings). We don't expect you to be Ken and Barbie but we want you to at least be Skipper and Todd or maybe Chuckie and a Cabbage Patch Kid. If you don't know any of these references you're WAY too young for us and you should go fuck some really hot Beliebers while discussing the pros and cons of Call of Duty WWII. No offense.
We don't Kick or Instachat or Snapgram or Twit. In fact our cell phones only hold half a dozen contacts each, voice dial is spotty, and our virtual/digital assistant is Ask Jeeves' alcoholic second cousin from Plumpton, East Sussex, Nigel. So you'll have to contact us through email, smoke signals, or Miss Cleo. We prefer Miss Cleo. NO SNAIL MAIL! We're not old, irrelevant geezers!
Check out our profile and pics and if you don't experience severe projectile vomiting we might just be your next right swipe (No idea what that means but it sounded edgy and hip and not entirely 100% desperate).
THE (accept no substitutes) Evildoers
Family Swingular Members - OMFG and you do a search and see a close family member on the list..... - No family, but I suspect my parents were before my dad passed. I have run in to swingers out and about 3 times. One I work with, one we were riding Trax after a Blaze game when they shut the train down and stranded us and one at another Blaze game I was at with my father in law and brother in law and we had seats right next to each other.
So, Blaze games seem to be the trigger for us.
How to find other swingers - - We're working on various items for the 7946437.
Vern and I own a full service printshop and we have those bands in stock. Also we would love the opportunity to print for C2S. We love working and networking with those in the lifestlye.
Feel free to contact us.
Missy & Vern
A Huge Thank You! - Nightshade Grand Opening - [quote=EVILDOERS]We had an AMAZING, sexy time masturbating furiously and talking about what it might have been like if we'd been there. Next time you have a party we might even drive over and sit in the parking lot and do the same thing because we're total badass swingers like that! [em]Emo_84[/em]
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AHAHAH I love this!!! You guys are always a hoot
Thoughts about creampies - - I thought that's why swingers love hot tubs, it kills all STD's...
Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - The next big event isn't till next month and the codes aren't given out till Friday afternoon usually
Young Swingers Week - Hedonism II - Anyone Going - We're heading to the October 2017 Young Swingers week in Jamaica next week. Anyone else going to be there? It would be fun to get a feel for people before we get there.
Poly-Swingers - Moving beyond FWB relationship - Lucky you... wish we could have that again.
BTW, the Zebra Lounge is NOT even close to a poly relationship and the outcome could happen to ANY lifestyle couple!
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