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Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Speling and Swining - - [quote=IHORUS69]Turns out this lame program allows one to edit the content of your post and not the title. So you can hack on the mis-spell all you want, but you are missing the forest from the trees. Its a fine example of missing the point; anal banality-- and proves a disappointing social and emotional maturity.[/quote]
I think you may have missed the point. Evildoers is one funny person. it was all in jest.
Maybe I'll start a thread asking why swingers don't try harder to have a sense of humor.
On a side note, I hear steroids make one irritable and judgmental.
Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - [quote=LOOKIN4FUN369]But a person can change there birthday on swingular and your system will allow them to purchase tickets so there not really a full proof way to keep the older from buying tickets [/quote]
That's right... although "took the money and ran" still seems a bit harsh, considering I don't generate any sort of profit on our events. (Believe me, we debated long and hard about getting involved in an event that required a ticket... but... private venue means it's gotta be paid for). We have no interest in making money off the lifestyle community. Our only goal is to create fun events where people can easily meet others.
For the record, every time we've ever hosted an event, I come out in the red. This one will be no exception. I consider it my contribution to the lifestyle community.
More to the topic..... If someone wants to lie about their age to get into a Young Swingers party... there's nothing stopping them. Their likelihood of getting laid using that approach, however, is pretty close to zero. =)
Vegas next weekend - Clubs - Our favorite is Whispers. We've had a lot of fun at Swingers Party Club too! It's just around the corner from Whispers.
Are you more or less tolerant? - - We are probably the same as before we became swingers.. U have to be atractive, but we have learned douchiness comes in all shapes and sizes
Christain Swingers? - - WOW CODA Always room for open minded discussion but that was pretty harsh comparison.
I was on Church Council, the Catholic School board (as president for several years), the Catholic Youth Organization, a room dad (that goodness for a great employer), and rarely if ever missed a field trip. So YES, they can mix and YES I think a fellow board member and her husband were also swingers.
We had gone to church for years with swinger friends and 1/3 of the people at the First Communion of their youngest child were swingers.
NOT MILDLY suggesting that our way was the only way but it CAN work.
GREAT Topic
finding a couple with a bi female - - Heck, if single girls are unicorns, couples with bi females are, if not blades of grass, at least rose bushes, or something else that isn't exactly everywhere but that there are sure a whole lot of. Why? Who knows? I'd guess, first that there are just more bi females that there are males in the world. Then a bi female is obviously going to have to go outside the marriage to play with girls, so what better place than the swingers world? Whatever the reason, there are a lot of them. For that matter, we're one of them, although I have no idea whether Dana would fit whatever it is you're looking for. As Delisciouslywet already said, check the profiles. Pretty much every couple on here that has any pics has a pic of the girl. Do a search. Use the advanced search to specify bi or maybe even bi comfortable. If you have an age limit, specify that. But don't set it too low, you'd be surprised how many really hot women there out there who are older than many people think is the point at which good looks stop. Guys too, but for some reason to a lesser extent. Maybe we don't take as good care of ourselves as the girls do or something. In any case, you'll get to see what people look like before you contact them. Do not specify that the girl has to have a yes for "plays alone". Some couples put maybe, or even no, for that because she won't play alone with guys, and they don't want to deal with all the emails from single guys, but she will play alone with girls. Go through the results, send an email to those that seem attractive to you. And ask if the female would be interested in playing alone with you. I'd be surprised if it took you very long to find the right person. And, hey, those Risque Soiree guys are having a Halloween thing, "7th Annual Exotic Erotic Halloween Ball" in SLC next Saturday. I'd imagine there'll be a lot of folks there, it might be worthwhile to go to it and see if you meet anyone who can solve the problem.
What Percentage Swinger Are You? - Maybe this is interesting - 110% Baby!!!!!! LOL
OK, this just in....Pennsylvania sucks ass....Utah ROCKS.....
....screw this shit.....WE'RE MOVING!!!!!
...to where all the kewl SWINGERS are. ;)
flintstones swingers ? yes or no - - Rumor has it Barney was hung like a Brontosaurus.
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