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Utah - - We like the fact that as swingers in Utah we have this dirty little secret that we have and we can sneak around (not unlike a cheating spouse we imagine) behind our neighbors, family and the Church's back doing all sorts of evil deeds and loving every minute of it. We've met TONS of Mormon "refugees" like ourselves who are so happy and excited to finally have the yoke of the Church off our backs that we go quite wild and enjoy our debauchery all the more. Other areas we've lived and "swung" don't quite have the same naughty feel as though we're getting away with something quite forbidden. So yeah, a lot of living in Utah can be a compromise and some of it downright sucks but overall it's extremely fun being EXTREMELY bad here. ;-)
The Evildoers
Respect...Needed? or just forgotten. - - The various points that have been made are well taken.
We have been approached by people who are rude or crass. Typically it is a single male, often married pretending to be single or the de facto single male -- half of a vanilla couple pretending to be a swinging couple.
I have several observations:
This single male is far more likely to be a trial member.
They have little or no real knowledge of swinging and it shows.
They don\'t expect to be invited to join the couple or single female they approach.
They simply find a cheap thrill in the crass sexaulity of the rude note they send.
(I suspect they type them with one hand.)
If given the oportunity (which their approach itself precludes) they would not play.
Don\'t confuse them with the polite & respectful single males that are a part of swinging.
We jokingly refer to them as hard-ons. They think because they once had a hard on -- they are qualified to swing. My FAVORITES are the ones that will \"let you watch\" or \"don\'t mind if you joins in\" as if somehow by their offer alone -- Belinda becomes theirs.
You will see them at the clubs. Somehow they come up with the courage to go to a swingers club that allows single males. They are the males that hide in a corner too afraid to approach anyone or they are the males that come into the room with attitude written all over them -- as if saying \"I paid my fees -- who do I get to fuck\".
If he is found out, the male half of the vanilla couple will stamp and stammer and claim that either he has his wife\'s permission or that she is cold and he is not getting any at home. Given their approach to sex. I have figured out, at least in part, why they are not getting any at home.
I was raised by a very southern, very polite, Daughters of the Confederacy -- mother. Thus I had to endure the suffering born of numerous catillions or formal dances. Everyone knew everyone at the dances. Everyone knew that everyone was there to dance. But you went through the rituals of an introduction and small talk -- prior to dancing. While this analogy ignores the aspects of friendship that are a part of swinging. I have found that the manners I learned at my mothers knee have served me well in swinging. (Don\'t ya know that would shock the hell out of her!)
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - This is so funny. You two are hilarious. I hope this catches on. I want to be at the store when 2 or more couples are trying this and see them all run into each other.
It looks like you have it all covered. I wish I could suggest something more to add to your trap. 60 bottles of lube??
-C
Have you seen... - Xmas Poll - ...the new Star Wars movie? If so, what did you think? And PLEASE don't post any spoilers or if you do, at LEAST say "SPOILER ALERT" in big caps at the top of your post. TIA
1) Meh. It was okay.
2) If you post any spoilers I'll fuckin' KILL you, Evil.
3) Yes. It was formulaic and derivative.
4) GREATEST...MOVIE...EVER!!!
5) I'll wait for it on dvd.
6) Nope. Too busy fucking all these horny Utah swingers.
7) No, but that dinosaur movie was kinda cute.
8) Naw, but can't wait for Fifty Shades Darker.
9) Yes! The Force is STRONG in me!
10) Total fuckin' cash grab by Disney and JJ Abrams.
11) Fuckin' Star Wars nerds! Trump 2016!
12) Not one mention in the WHOLE movie of 6 pound, 8 ounce baby Jesus. [em]Emo_73[/em]
13) Star Trek RULES! [em]Emo_23[/em]
14) Yes, it was...[em]Emo_37[/em]
15) Wait, is that the one with Buster Keaton and Fatty Arbuckle?
16) I SO wanna fuck Rey...and let her use the Force on me!
17) Han shot first! [em]Emo_22[/em]
18) No, but I can't wait for "The Sound of Music- Return to Austria. This Time It's PERSONAL!", where the Von Trapp family, after extensive training in guerrilla warfare return as a small, highly lethal expeditionary force to take down The Third Reich.
19) Are you drunk or high, Evil? [em]Emo_86[/em]
20) Add your own answer here....
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - he started it
Other Swinger sites in Utah - Anyone tell us of other sites? - [quote=mathlenoire]if someone were to make a new swingers site for Utah, what functionalities would you want in it ? [/quote]
require some type of pic of both the male and the female.........
C- A - Any swingers clubs around Salt lake? - We should start to all go to redemption in Herriman on like Friday nights -
All Singers should wear “PURPLE” and show up after 10:00 pm - We’ll all know who is in the Lifestyle !!!
A&E New show about swingers... - neighbors with benefits.... - For the love of all things good ladies and gentlemen......get some male photos in your profiles. Its like shopping for beef at the farmers market
ha just horny...How bout you? - yep horny still haha - Keep this going peeps. We are real and swingers are here!!!
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