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Vegas Recommendations? - Where do you recommend we go in Vegas - Swing club wise that is. - We have attended, and can recommend, the weekly Purrfect LV parties. They take place in a club in the Mandalay Bay. There is a private bar but you are free to mingle in the main part of the club where you can identify other swingers by their wristbands (necessary to enter the private space). There is also an after-party for the adventurous. The events are extremely well organized and attract a mix of locals and out-of-towners.
Family Swingular Members - OMFG and you do a search and see a close family member on the list..... - I could handle an ex or some extended family members being swingers but my parents or my child? Yuck....I would loose my lunch...lol.
Which is Best? - Please give your valued opinion - You're married to Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy? No wonder you don't post pics of him in your profile fearing you'd be inundated by adoring fans/curiosity seekers. As far as increasing your appeal we vote for grow a full on 70's bush and call it a day.
p.s. Met Ron at our very first swingers convention at the Sands in Vegas way back in the day. Is he still dating teenaged girls? Funny dude, big dick...if you can get past the way he looks. [em]Emo_67[/em]
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - we are all Racist in one way or another,,
so if you say your not ,then the only one your fooling is yourself,
we are all good at puting blame on someone else,
Alton
Pink flamingo - How many swingers have a pink flamingo in their front yard? - Not upside down, but we served this at a “game night” for some fun!
Identifying Swingers! - Lots of talk and now some action! :) - I think it's cool. I would definelty wear it because I could give a fuck what people think. However, it's not as discrete as it should be, if you are targeting everyone in community. An innertwined couple is cool though. It is cool that you are taking the bull by the horns.
-D-
Married people lying to their spouses... - - Swingers rule, cheaters drool! [em]Emo_84[/em]
You REALLY have to fend of that many closeted bi guys "each week", Torque?
That's..........................weird.
Been doing this almost 30 years and I can count on one finger how many times I've been hit on by closeted bi males. Are you sure you aren't misreading the signs/signals? Or are they actually outright telling you they want to fuck you (or vice versa?)
I'm not into dudes at all but the double standard in the lifestyle about bi-sexuality is pretty fucked up. [em]Emo_67[/em]
Info for Noobs - - [quote=ERASEDPANTS]If singleness can turn single women in "Unicorns", then sweat can turn Norwegians into "Furries". Actually "Nick Fury" from The Avengers', was originally "Nick Furry". Due to a typo, Nick is now a gruff, angry leader with an eye patch instead of the loveable leader who dressed as a "shewolf" to fight the forces of evil, as he was suppose to be. [/quote]
Hmmmm sounds like a bit of a stretch to me. So what do you get if you mix oatmeal with a Herzegovinian? Prince Albert in a can? You swingers, aside from being filthy disgusting perverts, are weird. I'm hoping President Trump makes you all register with the Department of Agriculture and makes you all wear easily identifiable black rings and ankle bracelets and takes away all your piercings and spandex hoochie coochie wear.
Swinger Friendly Businesses - Business or services friendly to swingers - Here is a business that will be friendly to you from the very beginning.
We are always looking for ways to mix business with pleasure by conducting a valid business activity whenever and where ever we travel. This way we can write off, as a business expense, all or at least part of the activity.
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We recently made a 3oo mile round trip to a swing club and spent the night there.
It cost us $40 for the party and $30 in gas for a total of $70.
Our tax write off (mileage and per diem allowed) ended up being almost $400.
- If we were just in a 20% tax bracket we would of created $80 in tax savings off the trip, a net gain of $10 for just that one trip.
Maybe that doesn't sound like much but consider what it means over the course of a year or when we spend $3000 or more on a longer trip, cruise or lifestyle resort.
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Dirty movie quotes. - New game - SOME people aren't doing this right and seem to think they don't need to follow the rules! Who would have thought that swingers were rule breakers?!!? ;-P So Imma go to the last ones who DID follow the rules to continue the game. LOL
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HA! LOVE IT! Blade Trinity. The movie was kinda, "Meh," But I really loved Ryan Reynold's 'Hannibal King', I think that character was totally what gave rise to his Deadpool persona. :-)
Let's see if anyone gets this one. "Now, I'm the only one in town... who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time. You know, DVDA."[/quote]
I admit I had to cheat and look that one up to confirm my thought. I've only seen Orgasmo once so I couldn't be sure it was from that. Lol
Yeah, I can totally see Hannibal King giving rise to his Deadpool persona. Lol
Let's see if anyone gets this...
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Hmmmm, that's a tough one. I'm going to say every porno EVER! LOL I really don't know but I'll guess maybe, "Zack and Miri Make A Porno"?
Let's see if anyone can get THIS dirty line. "Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
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