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Amusing Story about bad planning - Notice nobody asked the swinger\'s opinions - Swingers\' party at hotel angers soccer parents
\'We thought we were coming to Orlando, not the Las Vegas Strip\'
The Associated Press
Updated: 1:13 p.m. ET Jan. 3, 2006
ORLANDO, Fla. - Some teenage soccer players and their parents saw more sights than they wanted when they stayed at a hotel where about 200 swingers were having a New Year
Creating an Amazing Swingers Profile - How to market yourself better - [quote=UTAHSJCOUPLE]Shit! We aren't verified. We are totally screwed. ;)
I'd like to add that an effort to capitalize and punctuate is greatly appreciated. If you can spell, that's just an added bonus. If you know the difference between to, too and two and your and you're the Mrs. gets a hard-on. Just sayin'. Shit. I think I spelled that wrong.
~The Mrs.[/quote]
Your verified now, one less problem to solve :-)
couples more [oft ] ask for couples or single females. why is th - - I was a single guy for a while. The difference for me was that I was out having fun with my friends. The fact that we were all swingers didnt make having sex a necessity. As a matter of fact, if youre a single guy in the lifestyle for a long period of time then you are probably doing something wrong. I met Holly in the lifestyle and we were both singles. We hit it off and now we play together as a couple. I hear the single guy compliants about lifestyle and ask myself 'Why would you bother?'. Its not for everyone. If you arent successful, maybe thats lifes way of tell you to try another road. You obviously arent very respectful of other people choices about their preferences within the lifestyle. Respect is everything in lifestyle.
***From the female side of this couple***
To the gentleman that started this thread. If you want to know why most people dont want single guys, you only have to look at your profile to know why. Seriously.
Professionals - - FL4FUN,
I'm just stating the socio-political realities of OUR area. It's a bizarre place. My point is that nobody really cares what working class folks do around here. But 90% of folks do seem to care what you do in your spare time if you have some sort of prominence in the community professionally speaking. I don't make the rules. I just have to live by them.
A lot of swingers are looking for people they actually share non-sexual interests with as well. I see nothing wrong with talking about hobbies, taste in recreational activities, etc. in a profile. It just puts more meat on the bones...helps you get a bit better idea of who a couple is.
As club owners, we are keenly aware of the fact that there are a LOT of different types of folks coming at the lifestyle from a LOT of different angles and hoping to find a LOT of different things. And it's all OK so long as nobody is getting hurt.
I just recalled one profile I saw from a couple out of New Port Richey, FL, I believe. They talk quite a bit about the fact that he is a professional fishing charter captain. I found their profile very interesting. It was pretty detailed, well constructed, and enticing. You see, we travel to that area about once/year on vacation and I love to fish. I figured he and I might have some things in common. Another couple talks about the fact that he is a sky-diving instructor and she is an avid sport shooter. My wife wants to jump out of an airplane BADLY and we love sport shooting. So we have set up a meeting with them as well. The more detailed a profile is, the more we appreciate them.
Black Ring, Right Hand - How to tell if someone's a swinger - OMG! Just had a client walk in and notice my black tungsten wedding ring (I've had one for a couple of years now.) He told me that it I were to wear it on my right hand it would indicate I was gay. I told him I had heard that it indicated other things (didn't elaborate) and he assured me, and I guess he would know since he and his partner have been together over 20 years and finally were allowed to get married last winter, that it meant gay at...least among his friends and acquaintances. Maybe we swingers are too little too late to the party. Besides, Ms. Evil said she'd never wear anything that dark and colorless. Oh, and fwiw, when we first started swinging (back about the time Madame Curie was JUST starting to glow in the dark a little) the big thing was a necklace, or ring, or t-shirt, or even a tattoo of an apple with a bite out of it. Saw a few people wearing them at conventions/takeovers but never once have we ever seen anyone wear them in a vanilla public venue.
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Don Juan is a communist.....And a Fag
One month till Xmas! - - What do you want Santa (or Satan, for the dyslexic) to bring you for Xmas?
1) A foolproof way to turn vanillas to the dark side.
2) Lots of DVDA (double vaginal, double anal).
3) Some brand spanking new titties...double E please!
4) A new Mercedes...with heated seats and live streaming porn.
5) Some of that shit you inject into your dick so you can stay hard for hours and hours.
6) An all expense paid trip to Desire and a case of Magnum condoms.
7) A Hitachi vibrator with TURBO!
8) A giant stocking full of nasty swingers!
Swingular NOW On Your Phone!! - New App - BlackRingMobile.com - Yeah figured you'd prolly be sittin' around with your nose buried in your smart phone rather than swinging from the chandelier like a "normal" swinger. You really should like take a class or read "Swinging For Dummies". Yer s'posed ta get nekkid and run amok with lots of nasty peeps. Didn't the people running the party show you what you're s'posed ta do? You likely didn't pay for the premium party package with a complimentary red Solo cup (with your name embossed with a black Sharpie) and a little printed diagram of what goes where when yer gettin' hot and nasty with other swingers. [em]Emo_67[/em]
Swingers unnerve families at hotel - - You have that right, Fun4u, so sensational that it was used as one of the headline stories on the local news broadcast by at least one of the television stations here in St. Louis, MO, this morning. Four day old news, from a 1000 miles away, don\'t they have somthing more important to tell us?
Tooele swingers party december - Looking to meet other local swingers and have some party fun - Cmon guys every party needs at least 1 black guy.. I’m hereeeeeeeee guys
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