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New Swingers Club in Utah - Gauging interest in new club - Love it, we went to Secrets in Orlando and loved it.
Swingers Road-Trip to New Orleans! - New Orleans Dec 2 - 5 - Swingers Road Trip to New Orleans!
Join us in New Orleans!
We have a group of swinger couples going to New Orleans December 2 to 5.
I blocked several rooms at a French Quarter hotel that is a few blocks from Colette's Swing Club.
The NFL game that weekend is LIONS VS SAINTS Dec 4th for those interested
We are looking for attractive COUPLES to join my GF & I
I am 6 foot 200 lbs with over 8, she is 5'5 120 lbs with small perky breasts and a tight pussy!
Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season.
If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks.
Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points.
Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same?
When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous.
The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid.
The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! "
Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player!
I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement)
I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile.
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Have you ever.... - - I wonder how many of you may have inadvertently "seduced" vanillas that were actually swingers? It's a really fun game that Ms. Evil and I have played a couple of times over the years. And we know other swingers who've done the same thing. This one couple totally thought they were seducing a couple of goody two shoes little Mormons but when we got back to their room we pretty much fucked them silly. Not only that but we pushed them beyond what they had told us their "rules" were. We figured turn about was fair play. So are we BAD for punking vanilla hunting swingers? [em]Emo_94[/em]
ps- It was interesting how upset they got when we eventually confessed that we were swingers too and that they hadn't actually charmed the pants off us. LMAO!
swingers parties - - We are new to the lifestyle and are looking for places to meet cpls looking for the same thing we are sex, sex, and more sex.....lol
we live in saltville, va and the only ones that we can find are either in knoxville, tn or roanoke, va....
does anyone out there know of anything closer to us?????:i
Friends with out benefits? - Is it possible to find friends on here who dont want to fuck? - I am not sure you can take the sexual part out of the swinger. You can be friends with a swinger and do bar sexual fun and not even come close to the bedroom.
Here are rules for dating a swinger.
1. Never go home with a swinger. This is where the magic happens.
I guess that is the only rule...hope this helps? (Just Kidding everyone. Love Swingers 4evr!!!)
The real truth is be upfront and let them know your rules. Keep it REAL!
Do you mix your vanilla and lifestyle friends? - - Though I have to add that we have been to a few parties/bbq's where it has been mixed...never really turned out that well cuz everybody knows after a few drinks us swingers can't keep our hands to ourselves or our own partners...hehehe
Swingers Kickball Society - - Count us in. Send us the info please. He played Kickball for a European professional league. She coached at the collegiate division 1 level.
Are you a Swinger or Liver? - - Sheesh.. first off- your newly coined term “liver” has a lot of problems.. first being it sounds like you’re talking about the body part… second.. things in life aren’t binary. The word AND is important.. you can be one thing AND another thing.. to try to act like “swingers” are somehow all easily placed in a passive aggressively titled box denoting they don’t know how to “live” is very logically, emotionally, philosophically false.
New Swingers Club in Utah - Gauging interest in new club - We would be down a few times a year. We love Scarlet Ranch in Denver and have often thought about opening a similar club in Utah or Vegas
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