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Preferences? - - So are we the only ones lookin to get some stinky hot strange? Or is everyone else just too ashamed to admit it?
Swingers is such a shady term. It doesn't define everyone to a "T".
To be a swinger does it mean we hard swap? soft swap? same room sex shit? Or what?
Hell... maybe it just means I enjoy having someone else's wife watch me while I take a shit.
(FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING ME!!!! LOL)
The point is... that my wife and I are simply looking to explore our fantasies. These fantasies are very vivid and very clear. We never EVER turn anyone down as far as making friends and getting to know people. We love EVERYONE in the sense (as long as they are respectful). However when it comes to gettin down and throwin the bone? Well... to be honest... my wife and I have to both be attracted to the couple in question to begin with. That's not to say that couples who we weren't attracted to physically in the begining haven't broken through the shallow depths of our psyche, however for the most part we only will play with those we are attracted to.
Some call it shallow, some call it having high standards. But one thing is for sure, we are in this for us, and no one else. I'm not looking for another wife and inversely she is not seeking another husband (at least... I don't think... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!)... So if we are not seeking the emotional connections, when it comes to sex that leaves what we are physically attracted to.
Call it what you will, but I'm not lookin to fuck just anyone. My tubby ass (and YES I'M TUBBY) wants to bang beautiful women with my wife...
FUCKIN SUE ME!!!!
Don, don't sell yourself short... you are a sexy mother fucker and we both think so... her more than me hahahhahhaa.
And BunnyPlus1... you just LOVE my hairy ass... and maybe my wife a little too.. but It's mostly me, just admit it already!!!
-J
Was it all our fault that... - - Isn't the bountiful temple surrounded by swingers, or is that the Draper one?
Required info for swingers - - LOL LLLLLOL
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - Love dvp
Memorial Day Weekend - Las Vegas Anyone? - Long weekend -- Let's make the most of it! - We are planning on going to Vegas for the Memorial Day weekend. We're looking to sun, fun, water (pool or otherwise), and play!
1. Which hotel do you recommend for partying and/or meeting swingers?
2. Who else is going or interested in meeting there?
3. Or...would you recommend on making the trip to Lake Havasu?
Ideas, thoughts, invitations, and fun ideas welcome! We have Fri to Mon off and want to make the most of it.
(Evildoers --- we will be deeply disappointed if you don't have something amusing or funny to say....please add your 2, er, 25 cents!) :)
Thank you all for your input and ideas. (So many fun and good people here!)
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Black Rings - Do Swingers really? - We came across a piece of jewelry that is supposed to identify lifestyle participants that can be worn as a bracelet, necklace, anklet or pin. Its the shape of a heart combined with the infinity sign. We had one special made for Cyndi and when asked by vanilla people, we simply responded it stood for our love forever for each other. It was not long after we noticed another friend and neighbor wearing something similar. They had found it on a jewelry sight that caters to the lifestyle. Our friends are so vanilla they have no idea what they stumbled across. It seems there really is no for sure sign until you start swapping or taking your clothes off.
member profiles - - Now now, CHEFFETTE. Don't get yourself in a tizzy. Remember your blood pressure. Also remember that some people don't even consider SINGLES as swingers. They just consider it hooking up. Now make yourself a nice cup of Chamomile tea or a Xanax smoothie and take a little nap. You'll feel MUCH better and then you can rip those damned cheaters a new asshole all night long. [em]Emo_49[/em]
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Well my opinion on this subject is simple . We don't hate you and you can fuck me whenever you would like. xoxoXXX
Puddle Jumpers Campout - - Just over a week to go. Hope to see a bunch of Puddle Jumpers (swingers) there.
Just a little friendly advise to most single male swingers. - Male swingers - Well said, Benz!
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