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New Friends - - Hello Fellow swingers.... I put this on here the other day but it seems to have disappeared. We have a private KIK group and we have met some wonderful people. And we are looking for new friends to get to know. A little bit about our group we try and set up a meet and greet once a month. We also have some group members that throw house parties, and every once in a while we rent a house and have naughty house parties. We have done meet and greets of all types, from the bar to a day at the lake. We are looking for friends from the ROY area to the PAYSON area. This is a couples chat only. And we also ask that you both have your own KIK account. If you are not a couple and you share an account then dont ask. We have set up a gateway room that you can find on KIK and its called utahseductivecouples. We are looking forward to meeting new friends. UTAHSEDUCTIVECOUPLES

Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - Here is a link to a poll on The Swingers Board about what reader's zodiac signs are. The majority in this poll is Virgo. http://www.swingersboard.com/forums/polls-never-ending-threads/7691-whats-your-sign.html We're a Cancer (him) and an Aries (her).

Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Mr. Quixote keeps insisting the we don't have a clue. Well Mr. Wizard could ya please clue us in. Let us in on the secret. You seem to know it all. After all, all the support you have seems to suggest that you are the best qualified person to enlighten us all. You haven't even responded to my posts. The best you can come up with is, "You don't have a clue" and you like my dead mother's mouth on your dick. You are a Gas Bag. You are a troll. All you are out to do it offend people so you can bring on the flames. You live a sad existence. You called other's spouses "Hose Beasts". Where the fuck is yours???? Where are your pics? You're looking pretty stupid man. You have no power behind your words. You chastize us for our undying passion for which we stand, yet you fail to tell us where you stand. ANSWER ME! STAND UP LIKE A MAN AND ANSWER! I wonder if you were rejected on here. Maybe some couple on here didn't like that you are a self-proclaimed necrophile. Now, you have made it you personal war to slam everyone one the site because you feel inadequate to the living. You realized maybe that "the living" actually may have a difference in opinion. That maybe Quixote's couch isn't where the world begins and ends. The first clue might be your lack of following here, the second might be the effect your comments have on everyone around you. Would anyone else like to add a third? I am sure you can even you come up with some yourself Mr Q. With all of that being said, maybe you should think hard the next time you decide to challenge the resolove of American Patriotism by thrashing us for giving thanks to those who've sacrificed something you're to feeble minded to understand or appreciate. Damn guys this is like shooting fish in a barrel. It almost makes me feel bad. Almost... Don & Tami

TOUGH MUDDER - We're putting together a team for a Tough Mudder - We are gearing up for the next level of training. We're looking for a few team mates who are swingers and athletic. We will be Team SWINGER~ check out the website if you don't know about the mudder and lets talk if you are interested. We are hoping to find BOTH COUPLE participation if possible. We will discuss as a team our uniforms, sponsers, and if we want the fist obstacle to be an orgy or if we should have it as the last. LOL. http://toughmudder.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=us|utah|search|branded&utm_term=tough_mudder_e&utm_content=11002960860&gclid=COmh4pOfua4CFUcHRQodNkbOFA

Where are all the guys pictures at? - - OK.......................... Now I think we know why alot of MEN don't POST Pics because they (as in 99%) feel their COCK is the best part of them and that's all they want to show off. AS for most here in TEXAS we've discovered that MOST THINK they are so important in their respective jobs that if they got discovered out they were Swingers they'd lose their jobs. We personally feel it more along the lines of being plain ugly or just FAT, and they are afraid they'd scare away any possible playmate. BUT................... that's our opinion!!! Male Half here........................ No wonder people always say we only think with the little head. I'm asshamed too even be male at times. I for one have a mind that I actually use and I can't say that for alot of others here so far. OH WELL

Lifestyle Stats - - TINKERDORK, is that anything like the glass is half full or the glass is half empty? I suppose if it's a glass dildo that doesn't matter... Statistically speaking there should be something like 127,323 Mormons in America (more than double that world wide) who are also Swingers. Given the repressed nature of the religion, and most religions in general, there are probably that many in the closet... Wouldn't in be nice if you didn't have to hide it? Mr. Sexperimentors

"The naughty crowd!" - Got any good stories? - Alright back. Every now and then a post will pop up on here talking about meeting a couple outside the lifestyle and wanting to ask "Are you swingers?" Last year my family and I moved up to Spokane Washington and once we got settled in got to know our neighbors. Turned out the couple next door was near our age and had a daughter close to our sons age, so instant parental friendship since our little ones hit it off. After a while of getting to know them we became better friends and that question started to kind of creep up in my mind. One sunday looking through a swinger website I happend across a couple who lived in our town, about our age similar intrests and they looked vaguely fimiliar. it wasn't till I got further into their photo albums that I recognized the tattoo on the male half of our neighbors upper arm. I started laughing and called out to my wife "you'll never believe this!" I kept laughing and told her "I knew there was another reason we got along so well." Turned out that we weren't what they normally look for in fuck buddies but the friendship we had built up more then made up for the differences. So its been a year and occassionally we still get together for fun time. Its nice to be able to go over to each others houses on the premise of a sleep over and just wait for the little ones to tire themselves out. Then tire ourselves out. Not sure if thats the kind of stuff your looking for but I find it amusing. Josh

Creating an Amazing Swingers Profile - How to market yourself better - [quote=BMSHELL][b]Creating a Great Swingular Profile[/b] This was being discussed in another thread, but I'm going to share some thoughts as someone who has now experimented with a LOT of different photo and profile combinations to see what gets the best response. I also have some experience and expertise in Internet marketing and sales that has applied itself well to the swinger world. =) Our profile and photos are by no means perfect. I can think of at least a dozen things I want to adjust, add, or change. It's a process. The first thing we need to accept is that our profiles are a marketing tool. We are trying to stand out from the crowd and show others why we are unique. Investing time in your profile will have big returns. The second thing we need to accept is that looks really do matter. A lot. Don't lie about your looks, don't mis-represent your looks. Be proud of what you look like.. you'll find that the quality of the experiences you have goes WAY up. ----------- [b](1) Your Account Status should be PAID and VIP. [/b] Anyone not willing to invest a couple of bucks to be a paid member of this site is not a swinger. Period. (If you see a profile from anyone who is not a paid member.. SKIP IT). You should also attend one of the major events in order to get a "VIP" label (verified in person). It's proof you're a real couple who's really interested in swinging. (And, again, anyone without this label should be treated with extreme caution). ------------ [b](2) Your PUBLIC photos NEED to show what you look like. [/b] This doesn't mean you need to show your faces on your public photos. But you DO need to give others a sense for what your body type is. If people see a poorly lit shot of just an ass, the first assumption is that you are hideous and your giant, dim ass is literally your best feature. While there are a few couples on here for whom that is probably true, the odds are you can do much better. If you're short and chubby, that's fine.. Other people should know that!! You may quickly discover that other short and chubby people are excited to find someone with a similar body type they can hook up with! (Rule #1 of swinging: People generally prefer to hook up with other people who are of similar age, and similar body type..... ) Your public profile photos are the very first thing other people are going to see. (Trust me, they don't read your profile until AFTER they've seen your photos). Put on some nice clothes and take the best neck-down shots you can manage! Avoid photos from the Halloween party. People are trying to figure out what you look like -- not what you look like when you're wearing a disguise. If you post photos that are a mis-representation of what you look like in ANY way, people are going to hate you the instant they meet you -- before you've even had a chance to speak. If your strategy is to lie about your looks (by posting old or misleading photos), hoping that you'll make up for it in the personality department, you're still a liar... and you can go fuck yourself for wasting everyone's time. To that end: - Don't post any photos of you that are more than a year old. - Don't post any photos of you that are off by more than 20-lbs. (If you got fat since you took that photo, DELETE IT). - Don't post any photos that zoom in on just one part of your body. (you can still show your body, in general, without showing your face). - There's nothing wrong with a fully-clothed photo if you think it helps make you look better. [color="red"]Please do not fuck anyone who doesn't follow these rules. Even (especially) if you are married to that person.[/color] ------------ [b](3) Your profile should be well thought out and well written [/b] Nobody is going to read your profile until after they've looked at your photos. So if you haven't taken care of #1 and #2 above, don't bother with the profile. First and formost, run it through a spell-checker and a grammar checker. Seriously. If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", you might as well have world's smelliest vagina, because you are nasty and gross. Second, your profile should CAREFULLY describe the kind of people you're trying to meet. Bad: "We want to meet people of similar mindset." Good: "We're trying to find people who are well-groomed and open to full-swap. We don't mind people who have sex on a first-date, but we really like to spend a few hours together first to get to know one another." See the difference? The second example provided REAL information and REAL insight into what you're after. The first is a complete waste of the internet. If you provide information about your hobbies, be specific. It'll help you stand out more, and may even give you some things to talk about on your first date. Instead of saying you like "Football", say who your favorite teams are. Instead of saying you like "camping", mention WHERE you like to go camping. Instead of saying you like to eat out, mention some of your favorite restaurants and why.. All of these things will help your personality show through, and make you stand out. Your profile should mention your experience level in some amount of detail. How long have you been swinging? Why do you do it? What are you hoping to find? What's your dream-date? All of these things will help other couples feel more comfortable about reaching out to you. Spend some REAL time on your profile. It may take you several hours, or even several nights of work to get it right. It should be confident, it should describe things that make you unique, and it should be INTERESTING. Also, keep your profile up to date. There's nothing worse than seeing someone who's profile says "We are new to this", only to see that it was last updated 6 years ago. Anyone who hasn't taken the time to fill out a profile should be equally as suspect as people in the #1 or the #2 category. If they don't have at least two full paragraphs, MOVE ALONG. They are probably just picture-collectors and/or they are not serious about swinging. They are here to waste your time. ------------ [b](4) Sorry... But your PRIVATE photos need to show your face. [/b] You already showed what your body-type is in the public photos, so no need to rehash that here. But you do need pictures of your faces in your private profile. If you're worried that swingular will get hacked and the photos will leaked... First, the photos of your face don't need to show your naughty bits.. (Deny, deny, deny!!) and second, if swingular is hacked, a leaked photo is the least of your problems. (Especially if it doesn't show your junk!) In other words, one or two simple G-rated face-picture in your private photo section is an essential part of communicating to another couple who you are and what you're all about. (The same rules above apply, however, as your public photos. They should be newer photos that show your current weight and body type). The nice thing about putting them only in your private section is that you can screen who gets to see them. You should not accept every friend request that comes across your desk. If the person sending you a friend request hasn't taken care of #1, #2, and #3 above, IGNORE THE REQUEST! THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME.. they are most likely picture-collectors, and not actual swingers. If they HAVE taken care of #1, #2, and #3 above, then there's a reasonable chance they're for real, and you can trust them to have a peek at your faces. One more (controversial) comment.. My experience is that people who are unwilling to show their faces in their private photos are typically the kind of people who will bring other types of drama into your life. Skip them. Move on. They are not worth your time. Beware of face-pictures that are extreme close-ups.. done in poor lighting.. or have excessive makeup. These people are hiding something from you. If you 'friend' someone and open their private photos to realize that you still have NO idea what they look like.. RUN!!!!!!!! [b](5) Seriously... stop posting so many pictures of your junk. [/b] The close-up pictures of the pussies and the cocks are super gross. (And let's face it.. if our goal is to make someone LIKE us, posting close-up pics of our plumbing is UNLIKELY to make that happen). Nobody has EVER said "Man, I'd really like to contact this couple.. but I would feel a lot more comfortable doing so if I could examine his cock / her pussy in extreme detail first." Seriously.. it's just gross. ------ [b]If you found this information helpful, you can thank us by buying us drinks, and maybe even showing us extreme close-ups of your genitalia!! (In person.. not photos). [/b] [/quote] Thanks for posting very well said!!!

Hot wife - - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS][quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS]"My Saturday job involves quite a few liberal athletic co-workers..." Damned socialist swingers wanting FREE sex handouts! [/quote] Pounding snowflake pussy rocks! [/quote Don't give 'em what they want! They just want free sex and for hard workin' 'Murcans to pay for it! If they want free sex they can go to Venezuela or Canada to get it, dammit! FUCK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! [/quote] I think I might be hooked on the blue Kool-Aid. I was watching a Marianne Williamsen interview and I was both inspired and aroused. [/quote] Who is she? Some liberal athlete hotwife you've been banging?!!? Oops, nevermind, I Googled her. Had no idea who she was (Kind of unusual for me.). She's got to be the hottest 66-year-old I'VE ever seen. [em]Emo_4[/em]

Friend collectors or swingers - - We actually enjoy collecting friends. These are the J thru M's. Please be our friends. [img]https://townsquare.media/site/622/files/2011/11/blade07-1322435124.jpg[/img] Notice that they're all COVID safe and mint condition cuz we never take them out of the wrappers.