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What is better? - hard body or curves - that is the question - [quote=IndecentDuo][quote=TJ69NAZ]Curves are awesome! As long as the curves don't turn into rolls I think that is the sexiest body type. Hubby asked me to "relax" my workouts years back when I was getting a little too toned in his opinion. He said he missed the softness I had before when we cuddled. Now that I'm 48 it's not an issue anymore.[/quote] Really? Rolls are a cardinal sin nowadays huh? Just FYI, everyone has rolls. Thin people, fit people, fat and in between people. It's skin. Just bc we've all been brainwashed by the western media to believe that thin is the ONLY form a beautiful body should take, doesn't mean that is truth. I am a bbw and a lot of swingers look down their noses at me in theory...yet I have met, played with and been pursued by thin, attractive people at various points in our swinging experience. It's not JUST about fitness. I find beauty in most forms of the human body, as many of us do. So for the OP, you are beautiful whichever way you feel most confident, regardless of your breast or butt size. Tho I will agree, squats are where it's at! ;) [/quote] Really? Opinions are a cardinal sin nowadays huh? Just FYI, everyone has opinions. I answered the OP's question in MY OPINION so unwad your panties. MrsTj

Swingers unnerve families at hotel - - The morning radio station had one of the fathers of the soccer team players live on a call this morning and he said the kids saw alot ..more by the pool ....They had to send some kids to thier rooms and the kids are like\" why are we being punished\"? LOL He also said it was terrible planning the next time they will NOT go there ... M

La2016 - Need advice - I agree with what lookin4fun369 says, but you also need to be prepared to be approached by couples if you venture out into the event space. What you're looking for based on your profile is the same thing that the majority of swingers are also keeping an eye out for... The elusive unicorn. Yes these magical creatures do exist, but they are difficult to corral. There are many that can be found behind the lcd of your computer screen, but to actually entice one into a dinner date, followed up with play time can be seemingly impossible at times! In fact... We had one completely disappear after making a dinner date just hours before this very night!!! Yes... We had communicated for several days and she made the arrangements... Only to disappear in a trail of glitter. Do not be discouraged, as your quest will certainly take you on the adventure of a lifetime... But keep in mind... Sometimes it's the journey, not the destination that the excitement lies. Best of luck!

Go turn on Oprah - re:swingers - We've been tryin' to turn that BITCH on for years and she is COLD! I'm talkin' FRIGID! We even tried our nuke-ya-ler powered vibrator and she STILL won't squirt for us! But we're unleashing our posse of circus midgets on her ass the next time we party with her and Steadman in Chi-town....NOW we'll see if she has a big "O" magazine! Uh huh! Evil

Have you seen... - Xmas Poll - ...the new Star Wars movie? If so, what did you think? And PLEASE don't post any spoilers or if you do, at LEAST say "SPOILER ALERT" in big caps at the top of your post. TIA 1) Meh. It was okay. 2) If you post any spoilers I'll fuckin' KILL you, Evil. 3) Yes. It was formulaic and derivative. 4) GREATEST...MOVIE...EVER!!! 5) I'll wait for it on dvd. 6) Nope. Too busy fucking all these horny Utah swingers. 7) No, but that dinosaur movie was kinda cute. 8) Naw, but can't wait for Fifty Shades Darker. 9) Yes! The Force is STRONG in me! 10) Total fuckin' cash grab by Disney and JJ Abrams. 11) Fuckin' Star Wars nerds! Trump 2016! 12) Not one mention in the WHOLE movie of 6 pound, 8 ounce baby Jesus. [em]Emo_73[/em] 13) Star Trek RULES! [em]Emo_23[/em] 14) Yes, it was...[em]Emo_37[/em] 15) Wait, is that the one with Buster Keaton and Fatty Arbuckle? 16) I SO wanna fuck Rey...and let her use the Force on me! 17) Han shot first! [em]Emo_22[/em] 18) No, but I can't wait for "The Sound of Music- Return to Austria. This Time It's PERSONAL!", where the Von Trapp family, after extensive training in guerrilla warfare return as a small, highly lethal expeditionary force to take down The Third Reich. 19) Are you drunk or high, Evil? [em]Emo_86[/em] 20) Add your own answer here....

This is F**ked Up! - You might want to Lock up your Self Made Swinger Sex Tapes after this! - [url=http://www.slate.com/id/2269153?wpisrc=obinsite]Swinger Artricle[/url] Bob & Carol & Ted & Malice My parents' swinger friends are trying to blackmail our family after Mom and Dad's tragic deaths. When my brother and I were children, our parents were friends with another married couple, "Bob" and "Helen." Bob and Helen were frequent guests, and the two couples often traveled together. In my early teens, my family moved across the country, and Bob and Helen disappeared from our lives. Years passed. Last month, my parents were killed in a car accident. At the funeral, I was approached by an older couple who identified themselves as Bob and Helen. They asked if my brother and I would have dinner with them before they left. At the end of the meal, Helen revealed that she and Bob were swingers, and my parents had been their partners! She went on to say they'd had a falling out, and my parents had moved us across the country and cut off contact. She said they felt very parental toward us and wanted to be involved in our lives. My brother and I babbled something and fled. They contacted me a few days later, and I politely told them neither one of us wants further contact. Bob got very hateful and said that my parents had filmed several "sessions" of the four of them, and if my brother and I didn't turn over the footage, we'd regret it. Bob has since been hounding my brother and me by phone and mail, threatening to let anyone who will listen know of our parents' history with them unless we comply. Is this a matter for the police, or would they laugh us out the door? The prospect of cleaning out my parents' home has gotten even bleaker, as I fear what every old VHS tape may hold. Then there's the larger issue, which is trying to fathom how my parents lived this life for so many years. Help, please!

Couple in Sandy - could use some tips - - [quote=HUMMINGBIRD]Hell I didnt even know there was a fancy side to the bar at Applebee's[/quote] That's where they hold the swinger's meet'n greets on Saturday nights (the dance floor is REALLY small so get there early--bogo appetizers to the first 50 swingers!)...and apparently, the annual convention for the Order of Fraternal Unique (Professional) Couples or, O-FUC!, as it's commonly known.