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Meeting a Monogamous Couple - How many monogamous swingers are there? - Seeking monogomous relationships.. NO.... Seeking friends that we see often.. SURE..
Meeting new swingers? - Where to meet them? - we are very friendly people . we say hi to everybody we see out and about . yes we meet alot of people at parties , but we also meet alot of people just doing everyday life things . going and picking up the pizza and having a hottie at the counter . ill give them my email add. standing in line in a store . hey WHY NOT WALMART . ?????/ wal mart is the store for everthing . i spend alot of time in walmart . i dress up pretty and go shop and just talk to people all over that store . now they made one with a supercenter also . so now i get ot make my nipples hard and tease...... ha ha
iam a swinger 24 -7 . i think the best way to see people for who they really are is to meet them out and about . at the club they are going to be dressed nice . and on their best behavior . at work they are going to be prof. but in everyday life they are them . and thats the easiest way to really get to know them . the woman in a pair of jeans and a tank top and tennis shoes turns me on a lot more then everybody in a club all dressed sexy . u know why cause something about her made me stop and look . and that just narowed it all down for me . so i will go up and say hi . and talk a bit and if we click then i will give them my email add. and tell them i would love to get to know them better . and its not about sex . cause i play with very few people . but when u click with someone its so cool and it feels right . hell we had a single mom talking and hitting on us when we went trick or treating ..... their is people all over . spend life with the ones that are fun and u click with . all u have to do is say hi . and u might meet a new friend . to me that makes it alot easier then to try to meet someone at a party or on line . all u have is a profile that hopefully they got to write out and it wasnt one of those stupid 3 answers to a question . and then u have to hope they answered it honestly . which by the way some dont . and some change stuff and then forget to tell u about it . or post about it . and then u have try to see if someone u picked from a few pics and a profile clicks with u . thats very stressful to me . i would rather pass out my number all over walmart and hope for the best .
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naughty dreams
freaky kitty
Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - It's funny how it says young swingers party for those under 45. Such a percentage of the peeps who RSVP'd are over that, or are lying.
UNIVERSAL "SWINGER" SIGN - UNIVERSAL "SWINGER" SIGN - We like the rings idea. It would be nice on a bumper sticker. It would be like seeing a rainbow bumper sticker identifying gay and lesbians. The rings would identify swingers.
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - Laytoncouple801- lol- good for you! LOVE THAT ALL AROUND!
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - hey dumb shit waaaaaa you are the one rebelling.you are the one that started whining about thread topics that YOU do not like.in your opionion no one else should like them either.if you will check the forum site again,that is where you went to start this thread,there is a section titled just talk and if you open your eyes a little more under that heading it says"non lifestyle related topics...".it does not say non lifestyle related topics that every one agrees to.as to name calling i do not believe i was calling anyone a name,but you are slinging quite a few around.seems to me i defended you on the spelling issue.but truth be known either you did not go to school at all or didn't listen when you were there because a fucking complete moron spells a whole lot better than you.now like every one has said if you do not like a threads topic then don't read it.it is just like television if you do not like what is on(now i am only assuming this)you change the channel.and if you think i am calling you a moron let me assure you i am not as a moron can spell better.
Phil
HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season.
If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks.
Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points.
Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same?
When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous.
The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid.
The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! "
Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player!
I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement)
I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile.
:D
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - [quote=BINKYSANCHEZ]My wife made comment to me this morning regarding the possibility of snoops creating fake profiles to pry and snoop. That comment alone was enough for me to remove some photos on our public profile until the hype phases out.
Let's see what happens. [/quote]
Hmmmm good point. Perhaps I should delete the photo of my telltale dick tattoo. Don't want the fam to find out our naughty little hobby by recognizing my ink. [em]Emo_8[/em]
Selective Forum topics???? - - Thanks D for pointing our Florida Cracker friends in the right direction.
"so we felt obligated".....
So what you're saying is you broke swingers rule 14-b?
(Food coming out my snout)
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - If we tell you we'd have to kill ya.....
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