Day-1
DAY1
Special guest appearance.. hahaha
For Mr Trixie, gotta love the Brits.
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".
The boss says, "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing.'
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".
The boss says, "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing.'
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed.? But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something
more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only
a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,
"When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
that I should get it fixed.? But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something
more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only
a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,
"When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
A blonde orders a beer.
Thebartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'
Thebartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'
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now these are funny ............Thanks, needed a laugh
Mr Bliss
Mr Bliss
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All PSA should be this good
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CARRIERMAN wrote:
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i dont do that , lol,,,,, too funny
Damn there goes my diet....
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
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Check out the Diesel: SFW XXX film that The Viral Factory created.
This charming viral features clips from a raft of 80's porn films that
were cunningly censored with humorous CGI. BTW Diesel turned 30.
This charming viral features clips from a raft of 80's porn films that
were cunningly censored with humorous CGI. BTW Diesel turned 30.
life is for livin, lovin and laughin if you are not doing one of those at least a few times a day your not enjoying yourself enough.. stop being so serious
Really enjoy these cartoons,, so much so that i thought I would like to share some with friends, so tried right clicking, and save as,, and it works! Led me to wonder if one could copy and save members pics,, tried it on a few of friends ,, public and private,, worked,, and on the public ones that others have posted,, worked again.. Now it's got me wondering, and wife worried, about getting what we have on here all over the net, already had to take down any that might be identifiable,, is this supposed to be this way?
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Anyone shopping rates
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I still like the Gieco one.
So True
In case anyone is wondering, I'm about 99% sure that's Sophia Loren admiring Jayne Mansfield's rack.
Marrissa sure looks like her mom.
Marrissa sure looks like her mom.
BUNNYPLUS1 wrote:
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNYPLUS1 wrote:
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the daily laughs you guys. It puts a smile to my morning right with the coffee.
xox
Tammy
xox
Tammy
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I like girl juice and sausage for breakfast
This Children s book is one dad loved to read.
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Today's Public Service Anouncement
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so true....lol
Smart Blonde
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for their staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand."
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for their staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand."
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
NORTHERNRANCHERDUO wrote:
Smart Blonde
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for their staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand."
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
There is an annual contest at the University of New Brunswick calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was "political correctness". The winner wrote:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, minority, and, rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of "SHIT" by the clean end"
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, minority, and, rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of "SHIT" by the clean end"
MAYBEMOR, I'm still giggling at some of these!!!! Thanks!!!!
OGDENBICPL wrote:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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In case you ever wondered.....
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That is great!!!
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CARRIERMANANDGEEKGIRL wrote:
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omg now that is hilarious!!!!
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OMG!!!!!!!
roflmao...nice!!!!
My wife and I were at home watching TV. I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For God's sake, leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!"
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For God's sake, leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!
This site is HILARIOUS!!!! Watch out for destructive pussy's 
damnyouautocorrect.com
damnyouautocorrect.com
Old Guys...
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart..
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart..
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.
4 min video of a 4 yr old drummer boy.. kinda warms the heart and makes me want to party.
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/drummer.html
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/drummer.html
MAYBEMOR wrote:
4 min video of a 4 yr old drummer boy.. kinda warms the heart and makes me want to party. http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/drummer.html
4-year-old my ass - that's a 32-year-old midget.
That is way cute but probably should have been posted somewhere else.... Its not funny, its cute 
)
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OUCH!!!
Kinda like a woman getting her tit caught in the wringer.
(for those of you who aren't old enough to remember wringers - just disregard)
(for those of you who aren't old enough to remember wringers - just disregard)
A little pregnancy advice...A stork may bring you a baby, but a swallow never will!!
CARRIERMAN wrote:
Kinda like a woman getting her tit caught in the wringer.
(for those of you who aren't old enough to remember wringers - just disregard)
Or making a connection between the end of the phone charger and the nipple rings...yowzers!!!
(don't ask how I know this roflmao)
NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:CARRIERMAN wrote:Or making a connection between the end of the phone charger and the nipple rings...yowzers!!! (don't ask how I know this roflmao)
Kinda like a woman getting her tit caught in the wringer. (for those of you who aren't old enough to remember wringers - just disregard)
Only YOU.......................
NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:CARRIERMAN wrote:
Kinda like a woman getting her tit caught in the wringer.
(for those of you who aren't old enough to remember wringers - just disregard)
Or making a connection between the end of the phone charger and the nipple rings...yowzers!!!
(don't ask how I know this roflmao)
*GIGGLE SNORT* Sry.. That made me laugh
HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:
[quote=CARRIERMAN]Kinda like a woman getting her tit caught in the wringer.
(for those of you who aren't old enough to remember wringers - just disregard)
Or making a connection between the end of the phone charger and the nipple rings...yowzers!!!
(don't ask how I know this roflmao)
*GIGGLE SNORT* Sry.. That made me laugh
[/quote]It's ok, I thought D was gonna bust a nut laughing at me when it happened...of course now that he has his pierced he won't let me near him with the phone charger...I have no idea why *whistles innocently* roflmao
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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says.
"I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
"Where do you think you going?" the wife asks.
"I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says.
"I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
"Where do you think you going?" the wife asks.
"I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY... There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world. (I know you're laughing)
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I'm a moron. I have cracked ribs and laughing hurts. So what do I do? I come here, get the giggles and then need a pain killer. Sheesh.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
I'm a moron. I have cracked ribs and laughing hurts. So what do I do? I come here, get the giggles and then need a pain killer. Sheesh.
A simple injection would cure that problem.
CARRIERMAN wrote:
A simple injection would cure that problem.
define "injection". did I mention I'm sore?
Sore???????
What are you mad about?
If you don't know what "injection" means by now sweetheart - then that biker dude is a slacker.
What are you mad about?
If you don't know what "injection" means by now sweetheart - then that biker dude is a slacker.
CARRIERMANANDGEEKGIRL wrote:
Sore???????
What are you mad about?
If you don't know what "injection" means by now sweetheart - then that biker dude is a slacker.
Oh. You mean fuel injection.
LOLAnd Dave isn't a biker. Doesn't even own a bike. Well, a mountain bike and a quad. He does love his 4 wheeler.
Sadly, I'm outta commission since my car accident. The only injection I want is demerol/phenergan cocktail.
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HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:
A little pregnancy advice...A stork may bring you a baby, but a swallow never will!!
Also, "if you drink, don't park - accidents cause people".
CARRIERMAN wrote:HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:
A little pregnancy advice...A stork may bring you a baby, but a swallow never will!!
Also, "if you drink, don't park - accidents cause people".
LOVE IT!!!!
Definition of the word "papoose":
The consolation prize for taking a chance on an indian blanket.
The consolation prize for taking a chance on an indian blanket.
Day 35
Lets get back to some of the classics...
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? ..... BOB
What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door? .... MATT
How do you kill a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
A Chinese man, white man, and black man all die and go to hell. When they get there the devil makes them a deal and says if i grab you penis and it melts you stay here for eternity, if not, you get a one way trip to heaven. in turn both the chinese and white mans both melt. at the black man, nothing happens and the devil says what the hell? The black man replied, "chocolate, melts in your mouth not in your hands."
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? ..... BOB
What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door? .... MATT
How do you kill a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
A Chinese man, white man, and black man all die and go to hell. When they get there the devil makes them a deal and says if i grab you penis and it melts you stay here for eternity, if not, you get a one way trip to heaven. in turn both the chinese and white mans both melt. at the black man, nothing happens and the devil says what the hell? The black man replied, "chocolate, melts in your mouth not in your hands."
SAME GUY:
Hanging on your wall? ... Art
In your bushes? ... Russell
In your postal receptical? ... Mel
Hanging on your wall? ... Art
In your bushes? ... Russell
In your postal receptical? ... Mel
SAME GUY:
His arms and legs hanging on the wall?... Pieces of Art
Water skiing?... Skip
Next to a hole?... Doug
In the hole?... Phil
In a recording studio?... Mike
His arms and legs hanging on the wall?... Pieces of Art
Water skiing?... Skip
Next to a hole?... Doug
In the hole?... Phil
In a recording studio?... Mike