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Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - We'd like to volunteer our luxurious Bountiful Bench sex palace. Unfortunately due to our advanced age we'll need to hold the party sandwiched in between the Early Bird Special at Chuck-A-Rama and the start of the Lawrence Welk Champagne Bubbles marathon on Netflix...and of course bedtime immediately after that. The entire property is handicap accessible with Jazzy ramps, hand rails in the bathrooms by the commodes and showers and orthopedic mattresses and Clappers in each orgy pit. We have a fully stocked bar that serves a variety of delicious Metamucil based alcoholic beverages, and Viagra plumbed into all drinking water as well as a high tech quadrophonic sound system with the latest Big Band sounds (turned up REALLY loud so everybody can hear it) and even a few of those rock and roll songs by some young fellow named Elvis. We have pornographic films playing on several projectors located throughout the house and one room equipped with the latest Betamax videotape playing device. That's BetaMAX not BAYMAX for you kiddies. Wait 'till you see Park City's realtor extraordinaire and big dick dealmaker Harry Reems (Zeus rest his soul) banging the bejeezus out of Utah's own formerly sweet little Mormon girl Annette Haven. Car (or Jazzy) keys go into the fish bowl at 6pm SHARP and we have extra reading glasses for the lovely ladies to make sure they don't pick their hubby's keys.
Wannabes and net fakes - Will the real lifestyle members please stand up - We have learned the best phrase to learn quickly in this lifestlye is "NEXT" lets face it this is nothing but a #'s game you have to contact loy=ts to find the few good ones and once you find those good ones it makes all the weeding out of the fakes and flakes worth it. Like we tell people a social meeting or two is fine but we do not intend to date you a year before you decide if you want to play with us or not . We just wish people would have the balls to say at least "no thanks" or tellthe truth they are "wanna" swingers into only the fantasy of it and never really intend to do it. When we find those we simply say "NEXT!"
Norm&Sharon
Any Swingers out there? Golf swingers that is... - - Im always "up" for a couple of rounds! LOL The weather does suck in SLC, so I came to St. George for the week (but if freakin rained all day here too!) Im heading to Vegas for the weekend for some golf and hopefully for some sin in sin city!
Smoking preferences? a deal breaker or not? - and what is social smoking? - [quote=ABCCOUPLE]It used to bother my wife and I a lot. But reality police folks, there are a great number of swingers that smoke. Count yourself as the luck minority that do not smoke. That in mind, french kissing a freshly smoked mouth is not the best experience in the world, however, there are many other things to do then French Kiss. Usually her nipples don't taste like smoke ;), nor do the other interesting features of their body, like the neck, breasts, pussy, toes (for you freaks).
Look, there are smokers that need to clean up on the hygiene, but not all smokers turn us off. Some you can barely tell, while others you wonder if they use any type of filtration with their cigs.
One small word of advice to those we see at habits. If you do take a drag outside on the patio, make sure and chew some gum, hit the bathroom, etc, before sticking your tongue down anyones throat. I think the initial 5 to 10 minutes is the worst part. Some also are careful to not get it on their clothing etc, and that helps as well.
Anyway, like I said, we like smokers in some cases. Morgan and Naughty are pretty careful, in fact I was surprised to even see them smoking the first time. I also think we non-smokers should be a little more sensitive as well. Morgan is right, we have no idea what path they've trod, and what is possible for some to get over is not automatically the same for everyone else.[/quote]
Only Morgan and Naughty are careful? OMG YOU THINK I AM SMELLY!!!!! :`o Hold on, I have a gallon of perfume here somewhere........ :D
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - I am a Pony Man! 1969 Mach 1, 428 Cobra Jet, shaker. 1972 Mach 1, 351 Ram Air 4V.
Would send Pics if I could figure out how to attach!
Expect more news reports like this one. - - What bullshit. They didn't once mention the fact that most swingers also routinely abuse their pet stuffed ferrets and burp loudly in public restaurants. The part about all swing parties being giant free-for-all barebacking masses of wet hot sex was pretty spot on, however. I'm just glad they didn't mention the wearing of metallic neon thong Speedos and dozens of gold chains cause that would totally "out" most of us swinger guys. Interesting they didn't once mention bisexuality. Of course we all know talk show hosts and relationship "experts" are raging carpet lickers.
Evil
Swingers of Color - - Yes I believe DNDNMIA have the right attitude.... Get to it... lolol
Couple seeking couple - Where the reals at...? - Hi super sexy horny peeps...
We’ve been on this site for a while now and it’s been fun meeting new people but we have issues with a few things.
1.) People send us friendship requests without even saying hi first, which is super weird in our opinion. Send us a message first and tell us why you even give a fuck about talking to us.
2.) Ummm.... what are we supposed to think when we see a profile and all the pics are of the gal. Hello... red flag... does that mean the guys is super ugo? Not cool!
3.) We are veterans in this lifestyle so we know what we’re looking for and we make it very clear in our bio as to what we’re looking for so sending us a message and then us seeing from your bio that we are clearly not looking for the same thing is so weird to us. WTF?
Ok, we know we are the exception to the rule when it comes to “swingers” because we don’t consider ourselves as swingers. We want a fun couple to be best friends with in and outside of the bedroom. Call us crazy but that’s how you form genuine friendships in this type of situation. We aren’t looking to put a bunch of notches on our belt or going to parties to just fuck whoever. That being said, please read our bio and if you think we’re a good fit, please drop us a line. This isn’t just about sex sex sex for us... although, we LOVE sex! We are looking for genuine human connection and friendship with this couple. We know we aren’t alone in our quest for a fun couple to hang with because we’ve dated 3 couples in the past 6 years and have had a blast! Just gotta fine a good fit for us.
A&E New show about swingers... - neighbors with benefits.... - Didn't know they were even making a show. When does it aire?
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - Well, well. Do you think Jason Chaffetz will propose a ban on Swinging, now that it is a threat to heterosexual marriages?....Good one Illustrator.
That would require a congressional committee and an investigation and more waste of tax payer money. Its interesting how in a mormon dominated city that swinging is news worthy. I mean you would think it would be swept under the rug. People always have to find something to blame their troubles on...Oh well.
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