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Hot wife - - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS][quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS]"My Saturday job involves quite a few liberal athletic co-workers..."
Damned socialist swingers wanting FREE sex handouts! [/quote]
Pounding snowflake pussy rocks! [/quote
Don't give 'em what they want! They just want free sex and for hard workin' 'Murcans to pay for it! If they want free sex they can go to Venezuela or Canada to get it, dammit! FUCK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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I think I might be hooked on the blue Kool-Aid. I was watching a Marianne Williamsen interview and I was both inspired and aroused. [/quote]
Who is she? Some liberal athlete hotwife you've been banging?!!?
Oops, nevermind, I Googled her. Had no idea who she was (Kind of unusual for me.). She's got to be the hottest 66-year-old I'VE ever seen. [em]Emo_4[/em]
Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - I can't find the group on Facebook. I found the bars page but not the group.
Utah Soft Swappers meet and great - Button up 134 Pierpont, Salt Lake City - [quote=Smartflirts]Recon knows what’s up. They have been around a while and they are trolling you. LOL.
Our profile talks a little about softswap and how some fullswap couples can be douchebags to those who don’t full swap. Some of those douchebags WISH they had been more open and cool to us when we first started. The truth is the LS is and should be just fun. No matter your level of play or even no play and just social fun...social fun, flirting, and being open and dressing sexy is our favorite thing. Swapping, at any level, is great as is any sexual experience with the RIGHT people. It’s all the other fun stuff that surrounds those experiences that really makes it fun.[/quote]
Fwiw, We know RECON. We've actually met once or twice IRL and know his (her?) sense of humor. In fact, we even know the origin of their screen name. It's, like, short for 'recondition' or 'reconstruction' or 'recontour' or something like that.
Anyway, I just thought I would use his/her acerbic comment as a teaching moment to help anyone new to the scene with some of the jargon or slang, if you will, that swingers use so that they'll know which tab (usually A) goes into which slot (usually B)...and when.
Nobody ever told us this valuable insider info when we were noobs and we made a LOT of swinger faux pas. We were taking off our clothes at wholly inappropriate times (and places), tabs were going into the wrong slots (often even into the wrong genders!), dogs and cats were sleeping together...it was MAYHEM. It took us many years to figure it all out on our own and by the time we actually did figure it out we were old and decrepit and nobody wanted to swap (soft OR hard) with us anymore.
Now all we're left with is ULTRA soft swap which usually involves using sock puppets, pantomiming sex, while we watch another couple...also using their own sock puppets. It's quite sad and pathetic.
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Vegas clubs - Which are the best? - [quote=PARTYINLV]If you are looking for a swingers club, check out Whispers. If you desire single guys, don't go there since they are not allowed. Also, their naked pool parties on Saturday and Sunday afternoons are really fun. We've heard a lot of good things about Playhouselv, but have not been there yet.[/quote]
Thank you XOXO
Swingers - a couples only lifestyle? - Are singles considered to be swingers? - Agree in terms with T4, under one roof is the lifestyle and the sign on the door of the rooms bare SWINGING and SWAPPING "choose your room and enjoy. Back to the basic of sexual pleasure (Stimulation- Enticement-Xcitement)
YOLO Cruise April 26 2009 - swingers cruise - we won the cruise in October. Can't wait for it!
N by N Campout - Thanks for a Great time! - This was our first time coming to the campout. We had an amazing time and cant wait till next year. Thanks to our hosts and all the people who showed up and made it a great experience. "this one time, at swingers camp" haha!
Somebody already said this - Need to know where to go since Habits closed - [quote=HFUN]hey club 90 has had its share of swinger partys and no one knew it was a swinger party except the swingers who were meeting and its just a block away from sandy station..so..[/quote]
Yep! We go to Club 90 a lot and have enjoyed our time there. Have been to plenty of meet and greets. Been going there for 10 years.:)
Curious Question - - Actually POOHBEAR... its a major secret society, (swingers), that have been practicing underground in this area, away from public opinion ever since the pioneers came west. Recently it was exposed by the 20/20 news show and now everyone wants to get in on the action.
Seriously... most of the western area of Nev, Utah, Ariz. etc is desert and the cities grow where ever water is available. That means alot of empty space in between cities. As for the number of people in lifestyles... I think alot of us just got bored and had to find something better to do than go bowling at night. You are right however, there are alot of very wonderful people out here..
Best of luck to you on your move and relocation.
Cyndi
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - No-one much on this site are even from our area anyway.
Gumby up baby!
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