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Any advice? - Recent birthday brings changes..... - [quote=ALWAYSFUNCPL][quote=TIFFND]So...having just recently turned 93 years of age, I have a few questions.
1. I enjoy the meet and greets but thinking it is going to be more and more difficult to find a "parking" spot for my walker when I'm out "break" dancing.
2. Are swingers really kind enough to help me up off the dance floor after I "break" something, and get tired of "peeking up skirts?"
3. What are the chances of a pretty girl actually getting close enough to me to allow such a peek?
And, finally...
4. Is there ANY real chance I'm still gonna get any "action" here? I have lots of popcycle sticks and rubber bands..so that isn't an issue. I have a hot 42 year old wife to reward anyone that helps....
Ahhh..so many concerns...and questions. Maybe it's just time to "hang up the spats" and stick with the nurses in the ER for the extra curricular stuff....
~Mr TiffnD~
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Hilarious Mr. TiifnD. I sincerely doubt you will have any problems with your extra curricular activities. I have personally witnessed you at....ahem 93... Molest Mrs. Always with Greta gusto and satisfaction by all! LOL [/quote]
Ohhhh...I ABSOLUTELY love molesting Mrs Always! And when she brings Greta..it's even better! Thanks for the encouragement Mr Always!
Paper or Plastic? - - Republican swingers...go figure that one out, sort of like jumbo shrimp...
Memphis Swingers Club - Memphis Swingers - That was my first ever experience in the lifestyle, many many years ago. It's a small off premises place, with a byob bar
I was terrified and they made me feel very, very welcome.
It's (or it was) a small group but they're exceptionally nice people
BUSTED! Your Kids Found Out Your Swingers. Now What? - - We don`t have children together and my step children are grown and living very far away. They are very open minded and I would think if they found out it would be no big deal to them.
My sister and her daughter are looking into moving to Florida and we have skirted the issue and feel that they both are in the lifestyle or at least very open to the ideas of it. My sister is very open minded and raised her daughter to be the same way. On their last visit to Florida they met some of our friends, all lifestylers and loved them. What is going to be interesting is if they move here and come to the parties we host. Not quite sure how we are going to handle that but we still have time to work it out.
Pineapple or upside down pineapple - - If they have a hottube they are 100% swingers.
Single guys and emails... - Answering all emails - except from single men who don't seem to read our profile - OK here's another post from another "Narwhal" (single male vs. "unicorn" single female) Valance I think you coined the moniker in another post and hope it sticks because it's comparative nature of desirability even with a 10 ft. pole. I really don't understand couples attempt for the exclussion of single males as not being"swingers" without also excluding the single females as swingers with statments like "stay out of the clubs, your not swingers"or" get a woman first" This is a lifestyle not an exclusive club and there are all types and interests. I admit there are many rude crude and impolite males out there but there are also the same in the couples and single women catagories too. What are my odds of finding a woman into and interested in similar sexual activities in a regular bar or dating site? I'm here mainly for the social aspect(and yes maybe sex!). My reasoning being if one can be open and honest about sex they can and usually are more honest about all other things and this has been a general experience with most of the people I have met. Yes there's sometimes drama .(90% of the time it's either insecurity or honesty related and you'll see me headed the other way..lol) but for the most part I have found all of you folks to be great to be around. I don't ever expect any replies to any email contcts I initiate or receive any initial contact,the good old days of letters of introduction and subsequent curtious replies are regretfuly long gone. The internet just makes it easier to ignore or not acknowledge someone. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone replied without fearing nasty rebukes for rejection issues? The single males are just looking for their needs and desires to be fulfilled just like all of you and don't deserve to be bashed for being single. Being rude, vulgar,overly aggressive or impolite is a different matter. All in all I say have fun and play nice no mater what your preferences are.
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - WAAAAA-
There is room for all kinds of people and types of discussion.
Granted- the forums are a little cumbersome to wade through, but there's a place for all types of discussion here.
A decent search feature would make the forums much much easier to browse.
Mr U
Swingers clubs in Amsterdam - - The best club I've been to in that area is called Fun 4 Two. It's huge. The facilities are upscale European, hidden inside a rural setting. The hot tub seats about 20 comfortably & is comparable to genuine Roman baths that I've seen in Italy. The food is pretty good. The play rooms are varied & numerous. The place is well kept. Parking is safe. The neighborhood is good. The overnight accommodations are limited in number, but excellent. The clientele was about 50% Dutch, 20% German, 10% French & 20% other. I was probably the only American there. English was spoken by about 80% of the people there, when needed. I think that the drive was roughly 45 minutes from downtown Amsterdam if you don't get lost. Bring a GPS if you go. They have different themes on different weekends & I think that new applicants are only allowed 3 of the 4 weekends per month. Check their website for details. The first time I was there, the place was an absolute blast. The last time, it had become a little more edgy, but was still very good. The owners/hosts (Laurens & Renika) are good people. Deal with them directly whenever possible. Try to arrive properly dressed. If you need to buy things from their in-house shop to make dress code at the last minute, it can get expensive.
I also went to another club in Amsterdam proper that was said to be a swing club. It was actually a brothel inside a bar. I didn't stay to play.
There is a club there called Fatima Morgana that sounded promising, but I have not had time to try it yet. Another place called Kasteel Waterloo was recommended to me & sounds very promising, but I have not been there yet either. That place is probably a much longer drive.
In Amsterdam, there are at least 3 classifications of sex clubs. The actual swingers clubs are called parren clubs.
If you need help finding accommodations, transportation, or any of the other usual types of travel assistance, you can go to the tourist office, marked VVV, but pronounced "fee fee fee". One is located in Schipol airport. Another is located at the train station in Amsterdam. The people there were very helpful & found us very good deals on everything that we needed.
Please let me know if you need more information. I travel to Europe often & know my way around fairly well.
smoking vs church - - Additional Items that need to be TAXED-
Fuck Tax
BJ Tax
Sex Tax
Baby Tax <--Yeah! Tax the hell outta BABIES!
Sidewalk Tax
Parks Usuage Tax
Air Miles Tax
Airport Usage Tax
Miles Driven Tax
Swingers Tax
Hell, why stop there....just tax us at 100%, and rebate back what the government/church/whoever wants us to have.
Fuck it, don't give anything back, just keep it all!
Did ANYONE remember the founding fathers original cry? "F R E E D O M"
Go ahead, diss on me for being an AMERICAN! Remember the TEA TAX?
All you "better than thou", self absorbed airheads, move to ENGLAND!!!
We ALL already pay way more in taxes than we should have to, just so the government can give it all away...... in case you hadn't noticed, this shit really pisses me off.
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - So we watched the news piece and we observed that the lady they interviewed was rejected at parties and said she felt like she was in the 5th grade again because she was left out and her husband was busy as hell at the orgies they would attend..........this was nothing more than an attention piece on her part. She's obviously jaded.
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