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Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - We'd like to volunteer our luxurious Bountiful Bench sex palace. Unfortunately due to our advanced age we'll need to hold the party sandwiched in between the Early Bird Special at Chuck-A-Rama and the start of the Lawrence Welk Champagne Bubbles marathon on Netflix...and of course bedtime immediately after that. The entire property is handicap accessible with Jazzy ramps, hand rails in the bathrooms by the commodes and showers and orthopedic mattresses and Clappers in each orgy pit. We have a fully stocked bar that serves a variety of delicious Metamucil based alcoholic beverages, and Viagra plumbed into all drinking water as well as a high tech quadrophonic sound system with the latest Big Band sounds (turned up REALLY loud so everybody can hear it) and even a few of those rock and roll songs by some young fellow named Elvis. We have pornographic films playing on several projectors located throughout the house and one room equipped with the latest Betamax videotape playing device. That's BetaMAX not BAYMAX for you kiddies. Wait 'till you see Park City's realtor extraordinaire and big dick dealmaker Harry Reems (Zeus rest his soul) banging the bejeezus out of Utah's own formerly sweet little Mormon girl Annette Haven. Car (or Jazzy) keys go into the fish bowl at 6pm SHARP and we have extra reading glasses for the lovely ladies to make sure they don't pick their hubby's keys.
Original humans as swingers? - Provocative theories based on Bonobo sexual behavior - I'm happy evolution took away our hair and did a lot of other cool stuff to us, but it's too bad we couldn't have latched onto that method of conflict resoultion.
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - Unicorns are so fun
Know any Mormon swingers in SoCal? - Single girl in SoCal wants to know! - @ Evildoers: Just being able to take primary songs and make naughty versions of them would be enough to turn her on :)
@ Jeff: lasso you soon!
Blindfolded Gangbang 12/13 in Murray - - **UPDATE**
We have 4 reliable tall attractive guys coming. We did this a couple weeks ago with +4 and with everyone staying for round 2 it was all she could handle, even had to shower in the middle of it. So we are capped with single males.
We have a few more that would like to join but we need another couple with a PARTICIPATING female before we can add more. We are totally laid back, comfortable and fun to be around. The males invited are also fun and comfortable.
So,if there is a couple that would like to join, please PM YOUR KIK USERNAME. With work restrictions, this is the only way we can have a conversation, and you will need to live pic verify on kik. Sorry if that is too much, but with all the fake couple profiles here we must have that in order to be invited.
DO NOT CONTACT us if both parties are not 100% in and 100% excited to join us and can bring that fun vibe with them. We will have enough fun as it is, but we are swingers and love to share.
PM you KIK username and be able to answer a few questions and live verify together.
Help us out.. Take this Survey - For Utah Swingers - Finished and Thanks.
What romantic plans do you have for your sweetheart for Valentin - - 1) Dinner, candlelight, Deadpool.
2) Bah humbug! Totally contrived "Hallmark" holiday I refuse to participate in.
3) HUGE gang bang with lots of TVP, DVDA,...and commemorative buttons and t-shirts.
4) I'll be lucky if I get anything more than my own hand and a cheesy porno.
5) Imma get on Tinder and get all romantic on someone's ass! Or alternatively totally stalk them.
6) Gonna watch Sleepless In Seattle over and over again while eating my way through the entire Ben & Jerry's product line.
7) A game of nekkid "Postoffice" with 40 or 50 of our closest friends.
8) See how many oiled up swingers we can fit in our hot tub then put all our car keys in a fish bowl.
9) We'll spend it alone romantically telling each other what we don't like about each other.
10) Not sure but it will definitely involve a couple of ferrets, handcuffs, a pint of sour cream, two solar sidewalk lights, a 12 volt marine battery, a box of Swiffer refills and a used pogo stick. Oh, and glitter...LOTS of glitter!
11) Insert lame "heart on" pun here.
12) My sweetie is dressing up like Honest Abe and I'm gonna be George Washington. We're gonna do some old school cockousing!
Empty Nester Lifestyle Group - Like Minded Empty Nesters Activities Group - [quote=Nakkidfun]Hi everyone – we had a tremendous response to this concept with over 40 couples asking to participate. However, once we started posting events we had little to no responses or sign-ups.
Given this, we are closing the meetup.com group down.
Talk to you in the forums or on Kik![/quote]
I know, right? It's almost like a lot of swingers might actually end up being sorta flakey. We can't decide if they're just tire kickers, always on the lookout for the BBD (bigger better deal) but want to have fall-back plans in case their first choice for some reason doesn't work out or if they're really just wannabes who are turned on and titillated by the notion of ALMOST meeting people and/or almost sorta MAYBE thinking about getting naked with other people but too chicken to actually do something. [em]Emo_49[/em]
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Ass play - How many of you girls like to get back-doored? - the last comment is exactly why so many of our fellow swingers are quickly dissapearing from this site....If you dont agree with it MOVE ON!!!! there isn't a rule where you have to argue and make fun of a thread that you dont agree with...This is a website for ADULTS so grow up and stop acting like a child that needs attention.
BTW....I do enjoy back-door fun and dp!! Never dis something you've never tried
MRS. LOOKN
The New Neighbors Are Swingers - - We have a pineapple doormat. Haha
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