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Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Lifestyles and Life I wrote this yrs ago - - There's 2 kinds of swingers. those that are, And those that want to be.
Swinging in Tokyo or Shanghai - - This might sound obvious, but look up Japan lifestyle, or swingers in a search engine....i'm sure there has to be a page or 2 in english...
Hollywood Swingers? - - I believe Gene Simmins and his lovely Gal are but i don't think that is news to anybody,,I'm not Famous but I was in that band Wall Of Voodoo who did that song "Mexican Radio"
Swinging/Polyamory - I just wanted to hear other people thoughs on this....... - I agree on the difference between swinging and poly relationships. Both have their advantages at times, and their disadvantages. They are separate things, not to be intertwined, as some ppl do. Just like some swingers will do only certain things, I think that poly has many different ways to make it work, you just have to find the right ppl to be in that type of relatioship with.
I would think it would be hard to combine swinging and a poly relationship, but then I have not really tried it. Being a single female, I either get contacted by single or married guys wanting a good time, or usually some guy wanting a second female for his "harem". (Sorry guys, but just cause we are in Utah does not mean women won't want a 'harem' too! IMO). Dont get me wrong, I love sex, no strings thing is good, but is also nice to know someone cares about you and you care about someone too.
Sorry, starting to ramble, so will go before I make more of idiot of myself than I am.. :)
Where are you Playing July 4th weekend? - Share your favorite places. - Up at the property in Pinedale with family. It would be better with a bunch of swingers but Pinedale is great
is it true about swingular??????????????????? - - We will ask that question on the Aug the 16th (Swingular) is coming to Club Elite and parting with all the Tampa Bay Area Swingers....should be a Hot Time.
Know any Mormon swingers in SoCal? - Single girl in SoCal wants to know! - Naw. check out more of my threads if ya wanna see some really schizo shit. :-)
Are we doing something wrong? - - Southernfox,
Did you expect to put up a profile and then have couples knocking down your door?
Swingers are people, just like everyone else, we have personal tastes, likes, dislikes, preferences, or desires. You are not going to be a perfect match to everybody,
Do you remember what it was like to be a single guy looking? thats alot like swinging. You go out, meet people, put up the best fight you can, put your hook in the water and hope. Then go home alone 98% of the time. Lick your wounds, learn from your mistakes and get over it
Your profile says you want to get out of the house, why not meet and greets? We have driven 4 hours from where we live to meet some cool new people at some of the secret desire parties. You are less than and hour away...if it doesn't work out, or it isn't fun..split, go get a movie and muchies and chalk it up. What do you have to lose?
As for the women wanting your wife and not you...come on man, 98% of the women on this site are Bi or Bi-curious, if your looking for a girl for yourself look for the 2% of us that are straight. Or get a hooker, no strings there!
Basically my advice to you is to put up or shut up, you will only get something out of this if you put effort into it. Nobody is going to chase you.
P.S.
To the ones who have said swingular doesnt work for them....we have tried other sites that didn't do it for us, for the same reason I imagine you don't have luck on this one.
Most of the people on this site are from Ut, others are Nevada based, or New York, or wherever. Stick to one closer to home or do a google search and find one closer to home. Its not the site, its the people on it.
Florida swinging - Swinging in Florida - Ampussy - you are not too old!! not for us, anyway. but other than that, what you say is true, this site is pretty dead, we hear from a lot more people on the other sites, but for the most part it's just talk. if you want to meet real swingers, you have to get out and meet them face to face. by far most of the people that we regularly party with we originally met at a club or meet-n-greet, not online.
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