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HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season.
If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks.
Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points.
Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same?
When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous.
The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid.
The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! "
Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player!
I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement)
I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile.
:D
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - we have tried both DP & DVP...her an I both absolutley enjoyed both exp.......her b_day cummin soon .been a while since we have had the pleasure......time to give her a dbl your pleasure b-day
Swingers' club to shut after disabled access complaint - - It doesn't appear the issue was financial.
At least not if you read the story.
The way I read it, they wanted to conform, and were willing to conform, but couldn't get a building permit to make the necessary changes.
Nightclubs - - Area 51 is great! So is Hukka bar and grill. Not many swingers there, but it is really fun. Their rules are more lax, so it's easy to catch a quick kiss or fondle. I have not been to Habits yet, but I hear it's a great place!
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - JOHNJENNUT,
Well, I'll be a son of a... Hey guys! Nice to see ya. LOL! I actually disagree. I think names have little to do with it. If I could do it all over, I would change our name to "DONLUVSTOILETPLAY". Anyway, It's been a long time... How come you guys never come around anymore??? HAHAHAHAHA!
BUNNY,
-D-
Swingers at work... - - see this show you that most people that are swingers are adults while only once i worked with a nother person into the life style but since i was in a management position and she was of a lower position even though i was not her boss i left it alone she never recongized me
Ugly people and swinging - - Thank you SHEKKI..for clarifying the why's of your forum posting.
However...even as a "last straw" knee-jerk reaction to some pushy couple that you perceived being perhaps a little obnoxious and assertive (not to mention fat, old and ugly), your approach was...well...reproachable.
Bringing an otherwise personal issue to the public eye, and targeting just one demographic group of swingers based on a narrow set of physical attributes:
Totally uncool dude!
In actuality, if it was indeed pushiness that tossed that proverbial last straw, and not the fact they were ugly...it was more of a personality turn-off than a physical one, don't ya think?
~J~
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - I see both sides so..
When do you think the troops will come home? Anybody wanna fuck?
I think we need to finish what we start over there though.Anybody wanna fuck?
Man these gas prices are getting bad again...maybe 5 bucks a gallon by summer.Anybody wanna fuck?
Heard Tom and katie are in Marriage Counseling.Too bad huh? Anybody wanna fuck?
Heard Brad and Angalina are going to adopt YET another kid....
Anybody wanna fuck?
There now cant we all just get along? ................. OH, Anybody wanna fuck?
Swingers clubs or parties - - well we can tell you of some in knoxville tenn if that helps you out
Why Hide Your Faces? - Don't you realize you're smarter than everyone else? - I do like your view of things and I get it, but if there's anywhere to advertise it's here. I'm not telling people to sporadically start telling the world they're swingers; you'll end relationships. Like after telling my wife, knowing the outcome, not telling her sisters how we were during their vacation together. She did, ending both relationshits—one in divorce and the other broke up & moved out. I asked what she told them and it was one line I knew hurt their little traditional relationship minds. "He just said he's not trying to take my 20s away and saying I have to sleep with him and only him is unrealistic". Like I said, it's dangerous expressing the lifestyle. Why? Because it makes more sense than todays definition of love. I'm trying to think if ever a conversation came up toward me having to explain how I am, and none exist other than me telling my mom, "I know the secret to mankind" having to explain.
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