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What's your number? - - After a great Sunday workout, a post-workout shower, and a romp in the sack (and I'm not gonna lie, a quick post-nookie nap), Ms. Evil and I were surfing thru the RomCom selection on cable and ran across one we hadn't seen for a while. It's called "What's Your Number?" and is about a girl who freaks out when she realizes how many guys she's slept with. We thought it was pretty funny and it started us talking about what OUR number is as swingers and we quickly realized that our numbers made the female character in this movie look like a nun.
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Oh, and it didn't hurt that I've always had a big crush on Anna Faris (What can I say, funny girls turn me on!) and what woman doesn't think Chris Evans isn't hot?
So the question for this poll is simple. What's your number? How many penises have been inside you, ladies? And guys, have many vaginas have you had the pleasure of invading?
1) Let's just put it this way. My bedpost collapsed many years ago from all the notches.
2) More than I can count...and that's a GOOD thing.
3) Not that many. You swingers are disgusting sluts!
4) Just a few.
5) Okay, maybe more than a dozen.
6) Is 50+ too many?
7) Definitely north of 100!
8) Over a thousand but who's counting?
anyone in the midwest? - - So, I haven't been introduced to the community, and I think that it would be easier to get introduced by going to some type of event. Problem is, nothing happens around here! I'm not going to be the one who could initiate anything, because I wouldn't know what the fuck to do. so.... how can I get a group of seasoned swingers to get some things going around here for all the newbie's?
Now that you're one of them there fancy swingers... - - ...are your sexual expectations/requirements much higher than they were before you decided to participate in this little hobby of ours? Is the simple variety in sexual partners alone enough to satisfy your inner freak or have you found yourself to be much less tolerant of mediocre sexual skills and now only want to play with people who are extremely adept in the sexual arts? Or do you just jerk off a lot? [em]Emo_12[/em]
Lifestyle Stats - - TINKERDORK, is that anything like the glass is half full or the glass is half empty? I suppose if it's a glass dildo that doesn't matter...
Statistically speaking there should be something like 127,323 Mormons in America (more than double that world wide) who are also Swingers. Given the repressed nature of the religion, and most religions in general, there are probably that many in the closet...
Wouldn't in be nice if you didn't have to hide it?
Mr. Sexperimentors
Ways to point out Swingers in public - - The problem with the whole black ring thing is twofold. First, many people wear them now who aren't even close to being swingers. We see the silicone versions at the gym fairly often because you can lift with them without hurting your finger and I have at least half a dozen vanilla friends who wear black wedding bands (albeit on their left hands).
Second, if black rings for swingers (or ANY other surefire way to ID other swingers) ever really caught on it would quickly become common knowledge and most swingers would prefer their little hobby stay discreet and not public knowledge to their friends, family, and coworkers.
We were once at a lifestyle hotel takeover in San Diego and they issued wristbands to the guests. It took approximately two hours for the entire hotel staff to figure out what the wristbands meant (they were color-coded for sexual preference) and by the next morning you could walk to the adjacent mall and restaurants and people would look at you then immediately look down at your wrist and smile or even laugh and stare. People started trying to hide their wristbands and a few even removed them because they didn't enjoy the attention.
And all this was before social media became a thing. How long do you think it would take nowadays for black rings, or whatever, to become common knowledge? Don't get me wrong. I would LOVE a foolproof way to know who else is a swinger as I walk down the street but swinging is still looked down upon by most other people in the world and most swingers still don't want their private sex lives exposed to the world.
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - I drive a Honda Civic hybrid. It has no get up and go and it is tiny. (plus i only get like 38mpg) Anyone want to buy it?
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Don
We usually keep fairly quiet on the forums but I am bored tonight and actually done with my list of crap to do
Good to see ya online as well dont let go of the bottle or that image could be you ....
New to SLC - - Hey all,
My wife and I just moved to downtown Salt Lake City from the midwest, and we're looking to have some fun. We're pretty new to the lifestyle. Right now we're interested in attending parties or clubs were we can watch and build up our courage to join in. Are there any swingers clubs in the city? If not, are there any regular parties that draws people our age?
Thanks
Swingers Party in St. Augustine on April 21st - Happy Hour get together and post-party Orgy - We are planning a little get together for Jacksonville and Daytona Swingers to meet with each other on Friday April 21st in the S. Jacksonville/St. Augustine Area. Please RSVP to this post a reply to the party announcement on the Jacksonville Seductions Group page, or send me an email, if you would like to attend.
The party will be by invitation only. I will send you an email on Swingular on the 19th with more details. If you would like to bring a guest (or guests), just let me know via email, or by posting.
There will be an orgy room available for fun after the party.
I know that we will have a great time together meeting other couples in our area. I look forward to meeting you all for some drinks, conversation and some great sex.
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - ^^^ Enjoys DP and DVP. I even have a DP comment on my page from a cpl.
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