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Ldscouple74 - Are there any active LDS couples here - Yup, there are. We know several. We were actually sort of semi-active back when we started (And of course lied thru our teeth during bishop interviews.LOL). And we've known at least half a dozen couples over the years who were outed (Usually by other swingers who for some reason decided they needed to confess or were pissed because someone stopped fucking them and decided to "name names".) and exed. :-(
This reminds us of one of our fav swinging stories. We knew a couple who LOVED to party. Almost every single Sunday, after having a LOT of sex Saturday night, they sent us a text to tell us they felt guilty and were quitting the lifestyle. And almost every single Wednesday or Thursday we'd get ANOTHER text asking us where the parties were for the coming weekend. LOL! Sadly, they're divorced now, but it was a running joke about them in the little swinging circle we were active with at the time.
What the Actual Fuck? - - [quote=ILLUSTRATOR]Evil, the "mean German man" is into furries. Sorry, but it's true. And, because there are so few willing to have sex with an angry man, he gets frustrated and pulls out his dictionary. Instant grammar Nazi. It's an ugly cycle of abuse, really. [/quote]
Well I'm certainly not going to vilify a man for enjoying a normal, healthy sexual outlet. On closer inspection I don't think that's Gizmo after all. I think it's actually some freak accident from the Build A Bear store. And speaking of freak accidents, you should see the uncut director's version of 'Rudolf, The Red Nosed Reindeer'. Those misfit toys weren't misfit because they were broken. They're ALL kinds of freaky naughty pervy and were banished to that island (the same one Ted Cruz plans to send swingers after he's elected) so they wouldn't pervert the rest of society. You don't EVEN want to know what Charlie-In-The-Box does inside his box with Dolly and Spotted Elephant! [em]Emo_21[/em]
Any Swingers out there? Golf swingers that is... - - let's start this up again, now that the weather is nice.
let's play golf.
Date for a party.... - - Hi all.
Sometimes we see an invitation for a party on this website. You see: Coming to xxxx this weekend? Please add a date for that weekend. Now you cannot see immediately if this weekend is history already.
A swingers hug from The Netherlands.
Lake Powell 2013? - - We would like to join the trip timing sounds good. We have a boat and truck to pitch in we can have couples ride with us if need be. was just curious because we new to the swingers thing. is it balls to the walls or what happens happens no push or a free for all lets hang and have fun.Would also like to know what to bring so can plan.
Swingers Next Door! - ABC news story on Swinging! - but in Ohio they don't allow single males or females so you sure you want to move to Ohio.
Bubulaplease - Confidentiality - [quote=EVILDOERS]The NSA probably already knows you're swingers. And if they don't, Google almost for SURE does! lol
And as far as increased domestic surveillance after the inauguration, I think you only really need to worry if you're, like, a Muslim...or a minority...or a liberal...or a woman. [em]Emo_10[/em] [/quote]
NSA stopped listening to my calls once Obama became president. I guess they didn't hear anything worth taping. And considering that I'm a new Swinger, it's entirely possible that no one has the goods on me just yet.
On the other hand, there's this: [url=https://youtu.be/SOWB4NTLl5g]Bow Down to President Trump[/url]
Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - "Welcome to modern society"
Well thank you! Sorry, didn't mean to come off as an old curmudgeon. It's just kind of weird to us to go to swing parties nowadays and see like a third (or more!) of the people tapping/swiping text into their phones while other people are gettin' their sexy on. Don't get me wrong. I'd rather give up beer than live without my smart phone but it seems kind of silly to be so absorbed in it when one is ostensibly at a party to hook up and have sex with other people. Maybe I'm just outdated and virtual (there's an app for that!) phone sex is WAY better than the hot, sweaty, sometimes messy, real kind. [em]Emo_49[/em]
Paranoia Strikes Again - - [quote=ILLUSTRATOR]Her security clearance level would be impossible for any of us on this site to predict. It all depends on what they decide she will know that they don't want the rest of the world to know. That will be determined by the unique particulars of the job she will be doing. Unless someone on here has done the exact same job, it's a rare person who will have the knowledge you're searching for from us.
And Cheffette is absolutely correct. They will find everything possible on you, and mostly from those who know you. "Why don't you like pie? Your 5th-grade cafeteria monitor said you threw yours at another kid." Yes. They will check that out. They will scour all your social media, probably even hack your computer (maybe they're doing it right now as you're asking these very questions of us). Anything that can compromise your wife enough to make her give away secrets will be checked and they will ask you about it. That's regardless of a Secret or Top Secret status. Does everyone around you know you're swingers? What would you do to keep them from finding out? Sell secrets? That's what they'll be asking themselves.
If she thinks she may not get the job by being on Swingular, You should probably delete the account, scrub your hard drive and stop telling people on the forums about your wife's impending security clearance background check. You may be doing more damage than you think, and, if they do find that you're on here, posting this in the forums, they will see that you aren't capable of keeping your own private matters under control which will make her undesirable and a risk to them.
Good luck![/quote]
Off-topic, it's odd to me (unless I misunderstand the OP) that instead of telling him she was taking her pics off the account Dana just did it and left it for him to figure out. Is this how couple's profiles usually work? I'd be pissed if a person I trusted went into my profile and affected my ability to use it to get laid.
Labor Day Weekend - - [quote=WITH_A_WHISPER]Oh someone told me it was basically a swing club.... Not the case?
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nope. not a swing club. its not any louder/pricier than the majority of clubs. only quieter spots are typically the smaller type bars. it used to be that a ton of swingers attended regularly but its never been "bascially a swingers club".
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