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New Forum Category Suggestions - Let's hear your ideas. - how about one called "Swingers Business Network" or something similar where users that own business can post what services they have. or if they know a swinger friendly business.
We would much rather give our hard earned cash to a fellow lifestyle or Lifestyle friendly business than to some of the wretched closed minded old farts in this world.
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Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - only done it once, but would love to try it again. any volunteers
Creating an Amazing Swingers Profile - How to market yourself better - [b]Creating a Great Swingular Profile[/b]
This was being discussed in another thread, but I'm going to share some thoughts as someone who has now experimented with a LOT of different photo and profile combinations to see what gets the best response. I also have some experience and expertise in Internet marketing and sales that has applied itself well to the swinger world. =)
Our profile and photos are by no means perfect. I can think of at least a dozen things I want to adjust, add, or change. It's a process.
The first thing we need to accept is that our profiles are a marketing tool. We are trying to stand out from the crowd and show others why we are unique. Investing time in your profile will have big returns.
The second thing we need to accept is that looks really do matter. A lot. Don't lie about your looks, don't mis-represent your looks. Be proud of what you look like.. you'll find that the quality of the experiences you have goes WAY up.
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[b](1) Your Account Status should be PAID and VIP.
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Anyone not willing to invest a couple of bucks to be a paid member of this site is not a swinger. Period. (If you see a profile from anyone who is not a paid member.. SKIP IT). You should also attend one of the major events in order to get a "VIP" label (verified in person). It's proof you're a real couple who's really interested in swinging. (And, again, anyone without this label should be treated with extreme caution).
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[b](2) Your PUBLIC photos NEED to show what you look like.
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This doesn't mean you need to show your faces on your public photos. But you DO need to give others a sense for what your body type is. If people see a poorly lit shot of just an ass, the first assumption is that you are hideous and your giant, dim ass is literally your best feature. While there are a few couples on here for whom that is probably true, the odds are you can do much better. If you're short and chubby, that's fine.. Other people should know that!! You may quickly discover that other short and chubby people are excited to find someone with a similar body type they can hook up with! (Rule #1 of swinging: People generally prefer to hook up with other people who are of similar age, and similar body type..... )
Your public profile photos are the very first thing other people are going to see. (Trust me, they don't read your profile until AFTER they've seen your photos). Put on some nice clothes and take the best neck-down shots you can manage! Avoid photos from the Halloween party. People are trying to figure out what you look like -- not what you look like when you're wearing a disguise.
If you post photos that are a mis-representation of what you look like in ANY way, people are going to hate you the instant they meet you -- before you've even had a chance to speak. If your strategy is to lie about your looks (by posting old or misleading photos), hoping that you'll make up for it in the personality department, you're still a liar... and you can go fuck yourself for wasting everyone's time.
To that end:
- Don't post any photos of you that are more than a year old.
- Don't post any photos of you that are off by more than 20-lbs. (If you got fat since you took that photo, DELETE IT).
- Don't post any photos that zoom in on just one part of your body. (you can still show your body, in general, without showing your face).
- There's nothing wrong with a fully-clothed photo if you think it helps make you look better.
[color="red"]Please do not fuck anyone who doesn't follow these rules. Even (especially) if you are married to that person.[/color]
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[b](3) Your profile should be well thought out and well written
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Nobody is going to read your profile until after they've looked at your photos. So if you haven't taken care of #1 and #2 above, don't bother with the profile.
First and formost, run it through a spell-checker and a grammar checker. Seriously. If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", you might as well have world's smelliest vagina, because you are nasty and gross.
Second, your profile should CAREFULLY describe the kind of people you're trying to meet.
Bad: "We want to meet people of similar mindset."
Good: "We're trying to find people who are well-groomed and open to full-swap. We don't mind people who have sex on a first-date, but we really like to spend a few hours together first to get to know one another."
See the difference? The second example provided REAL information and REAL insight into what you're after. The first is a complete waste of the internet.
If you provide information about your hobbies, be specific. It'll help you stand out more, and may even give you some things to talk about on your first date. Instead of saying you like "Football", say who your favorite teams are. Instead of saying you like "camping", mention WHERE you like to go camping. Instead of saying you like to eat out, mention some of your favorite restaurants and why.. All of these things will help your personality show through, and make you stand out.
Your profile should mention your experience level in some amount of detail. How long have you been swinging? Why do you do it? What are you hoping to find? What's your dream-date? All of these things will help other couples feel more comfortable about reaching out to you.
Spend some REAL time on your profile. It may take you several hours, or even several nights of work to get it right. It should be confident, it should describe things that make you unique, and it should be INTERESTING. Also, keep your profile up to date. There's nothing worse than seeing someone who's profile says "We are new to this", only to see that it was last updated 6 years ago.
Anyone who hasn't taken the time to fill out a profile should be equally as suspect as people in the #1 or the #2 category. If they don't have at least two full paragraphs, MOVE ALONG. They are probably just picture-collectors and/or they are not serious about swinging. They are here to waste your time.
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[b](4) Sorry... But your PRIVATE photos need to show your face.
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You already showed what your body-type is in the public photos, so no need to rehash that here. But you do need pictures of your faces in your private profile.
If you're worried that swingular will get hacked and the photos will leaked... First, the photos of your face don't need to show your naughty bits.. (Deny, deny, deny!!) and second, if swingular is hacked, a leaked photo is the least of your problems. (Especially if it doesn't show your junk!)
In other words, one or two simple G-rated face-picture in your private photo section is an essential part of communicating to another couple who you are and what you're all about. (The same rules above apply, however, as your public photos. They should be newer photos that show your current weight and body type).
The nice thing about putting them only in your private section is that you can screen who gets to see them. You should not accept every friend request that comes across your desk. If the person sending you a friend request hasn't taken care of #1, #2, and #3 above, IGNORE THE REQUEST! THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME.. they are most likely picture-collectors, and not actual swingers.
If they HAVE taken care of #1, #2, and #3 above, then there's a reasonable chance they're for real, and you can trust them to have a peek at your faces.
One more (controversial) comment.. My experience is that people who are unwilling to show their faces in their private photos are typically the kind of people who will bring other types of drama into your life. Skip them. Move on. They are not worth your time.
Beware of face-pictures that are extreme close-ups.. done in poor lighting.. or have excessive makeup. These people are hiding something from you.
If you 'friend' someone and open their private photos to realize that you still have NO idea what they look like.. RUN!!!!!!!!
[b](5) Seriously... stop posting so many pictures of your junk.
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The close-up pictures of the pussies and the cocks are super gross. (And let's face it.. if our goal is to make someone LIKE us, posting close-up pics of our plumbing is UNLIKELY to make that happen). Nobody has EVER said "Man, I'd really like to contact this couple.. but I would feel a lot more comfortable doing so if I could examine his cock / her pussy in extreme detail first."
Seriously.. it's just gross.
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[b]If you found this information helpful, you can thank us by buying us drinks, and maybe even showing us extreme close-ups of your genitalia!! (In person.. not photos).
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Camper talk - Swing parties in campers have you done it - We love to play with other swingers in our rv. Single males and couples.
Kik group for UT swingers. - Contact me if your interested in joining a KIK group for Swingers - Jimro0808 in kik and added. Thanks secret!
Would love to connext with an open minded couple or single woman
Fly-fishing Swingers - New Swingular Group - we are going up to the Everglades this weekend for some fly fishing...wana cum
9/11/21 NCL cruise to Alaska - Any swingers cruising along with us. - Are there any swingers cruising to Alaska in this cruise. Cruise ends the 18th
What is up with Utah?! - Swingers in Utah and nowhere else? - I noticed ALOT of people on here live in Utah. Why is that? Don't get me wrong, I'm not hatin on Utah.........actually I'm kinda jealous! We never have even done this...........yet. But it doesn't seem to be much in NH anyway. Should we vacation in Utah? LOL.:$:
Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - Hey guys Hot Rods go with Bikes. Just got the approval to include show cars in the best Bike or Hot Rod contest for Bikers and Babes we will pick a Bike and a runner up and a Car and a Runner up. Hows that.
We will post the Prize for the Hottes Car asap. So are yall in or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also we can have cars and Bikes on the Am Ride. Then Hang pool side for a bit. Great way to show off the Car.
Age - New to the swingers community - is age a factor in how a couple is viewed? -
Don said...
We view the lifestyle as a multifaceted creature. The sex part being a benefit. In order for a person to want to have sex, they have to be attracted to the other person in some way shape or form.
For some, age is an issue. Should we fault them?? I think not. Just as we've discussed in other threads about D&D, Smoking, Sexual Practices etc. The list is long. I think this has to do with preference. Are some people picky yes. Don't let their decision hamper your good time. There are many couples that this is an issue. Most people's taste doesn't change because someone complains. I say move on.
We don't have an issue with age so much as we do attitude and personality. As some of you well know, I (Don) am very opinionated and love to say what's on my mind. Some don't like that. Some thing I am a prick. For those of you that think that...
Anyway, as we say in the Army, suck up and drive on. Don't let rejections rule your outlook, let your successes. Good luck.
