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ARE THEY REAL? - - I really don't understand why we have little luck with COUPLES.
We are a REAL couple, who really swing, and really want to meet people. So thinking on it I have come up with a couple of reasons why.
Maybe its because we are NOT interested in single fems? I have noticed that the majority of females on here are BI, and I am not, so I think that could have an impact on our success with having couples want to meet us.
I think the MAJOR problem we have had is with Geography, we are down in in No-swingers land and to make the drive to SLC to meet someone who "doesn't play on the first date" or "wants to be friends first" is just not going to happen. Not sluts, but then again, yes we are! We are in this for the Sex I'm not gonna lie to ya! We don't want to make 2 trips to SLC on a maybe.
I'm not going to tell you we have never met anyone on this site, just that we don't really EXPECT to anymore, haven't given up yet, but we are feeling like its kind of a lost cause sometimes.
I think the forum is fun enough to keep up on, great pics and stories, I don't have any swinger friends so I love the interaction of it. I will probably always be here couple times a week, raising hell!
~K~
What were you for Halloween? - - [quote=EVILDOERS]Halloween seems to be high holy days for swingers at least around here. Did you dress up and go to a lifestyle party? We didn't know if we would for sure be in town so we had to come up with some quick last minute costumes. Ms. Evil was Ines Sainz...super tight, lowcut top, tight jeans, overstuffed bra, ubiquitous sunglasses on top of her head, press credentials and her microphone complete with TV Azteca logo. I was a NY Jets player, Jets jersey, eye black, towel wrapped around my waist with one of Ms. Evil's strap-ons poking out under the towel. The only Jets jersey I could find was Mark Sanchez so after more than a few drinks when clueless people kept asking who/what I was supposed to be I smeared some chocolate on my upper lip and told them I was a "dirty Sanchez". ;-)
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Very creative...last year I was a bumble bee and D dressed in his 3-D camo and put condoms all over...by the end of the night we were so tired of explaining that he was a rubber tree plant I just told everyone he was a vending machine for condoms lol
swingers of ameriica is being work on - sorry it is taking solong - IAM TAKING ORDERS FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES .MENS AND WOMENS . SEXY AND ANUGHTY AND TAME NORMAL STUFF ALSO . PLEASE LET ME KNOW BY NEXT WEEK. OR JUST KEEP AN EYE OUT ON THE SITE TO SEE WHAT IS BEING BOUGHT AS EXTRA STUFF
YES THE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES CAN BE BOUGHT WITH THE $2.00 OFF DEAL GOING ON RIGHT NOW.(ANY ITEM IAM SELLING IS $2.00 OFF NOW)
AND YES I WILL COMBINE ORDERS TO MAKE SHIPPING CHEAPER IF NEEDED . IF IN TAMPA CAN DROP OFF TO U .
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FREAKY KITTY
swingers parties - - "Not many people go there lookin for a dude. You can find one at the gas station""
Now that was funny, what do you say to the dude?.. Hey Goober, "Fill Her Up"?
I know a little about Port Charlotte, my mother moved there back in the 90's. It began as a retirement community in the 60's and it's still not an incorporated city. It's just a name of a general location in Charlotte County. The most exciting thing to ever hit Port Charlotte was Hurricane Charley in 2004.
My mother moved there when she was 65 but moved a year later because she said it was boring as hell with nothing but a bunch of old people.
Good luck Dude in your party search, have you considered a career in the gas attendant industry. :S "Fill Her Up"?
Dirty game night 5/5/20 - Dirty game night - What naughty games do you play and how do you play them? I have heard about a dirty version of cards against humanity but no one I have talked to seems to know how to play it with swingers. Let me know the rules
sh*t swingers say - to preach to the choir - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5v-6_6qat4
Yeah... we've heard it all... more than once... yet there is humor here.
On Premise Swingers Club - SLC - I am sure that there are a lot of folks that would support your venture. However you would have your work cut out for you and I hope you have a good law firm working for you and are able to do it.
I know that in some places in the USA there are clubs that are held in a large private residence and that is the only way they can exist in those cities. But police have a tendency to treat the whole thing like it is organized crime.
I know that we have members of the community that are cops and ex-cops and they should contact you privately and thus may be of some help or guidance. I do know of one case in Utah where all cars parked by the business were photographed by the cops and folks harassed and thus shut down and another where they simply ran the proprietor of a liberal magazine out of business.
I wish you luck.
Know any Mormon swingers in SoCal? - Single girl in SoCal wants to know! - OMG, I am SO going straight to hell for all the dirty songs I've sung to Primary melodies. [em]Emo_94[/em]
what is soft swing - - Classy- you really think that 'hard' swingers actually have random sex ???
We've never done anything random or haphazardly or out of desperation. We choose our partners carefully, get to know them and when the time is just right, we go for the gold.
Nothing awkward or uncomfortable about it. Everyone knows what's going to happen- fucking isn't that big a deal, we've all done it a time or two.
We're not afraid of fucking new people, you are. Big difference. Again: our OPINION is that soft swap is a big tease. Mrs U has expressed her displeasure many times when things ended up with foreplay rather than culminating in some of that random, awkward penetration....
Most of the time we risk getting arrested after such an incident by getting it on in the car....
Now that's a reason to follow through after getting the motors running- it isn't worth spending the night in jail for reckless driving or indecent exposure just because our chosen partners are afraid of penetrating each other.
I'm done bitching about this. Off to fuck someone. You softies have fun groping each other.
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - "pecksniffian" lol
I would go break out the scrabble dictionary for that one but you dont want to appear too self righteous.
JIM
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