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Goblin Valley Swingers? - - Anyone go to Goblin Valley this weekend for a swinger’s party? My guy friends and I came across this sign, saw the camp, but my friends are all not in the lifestyle so they were not wanting to go say hello. It looks like it was a great place for some naked fun!😎😘

Dirty movie quotes. - New game - SOME people aren't doing this right and seem to think they don't need to follow the rules! Who would have thought that swingers were rule breakers?!!? ;-P So Imma go to the last ones who DID follow the rules to continue the game. LOL [quote=UTFunTime][quote=EVILDOERS] HA! LOVE IT! Blade Trinity. The movie was kinda, "Meh," But I really loved Ryan Reynold's 'Hannibal King', I think that character was totally what gave rise to his Deadpool persona. :-) Let's see if anyone gets this one. "Now, I'm the only one in town... who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time. You know, DVDA."[/quote] I admit I had to cheat and look that one up to confirm my thought. I've only seen Orgasmo once so I couldn't be sure it was from that. Lol Yeah, I can totally see Hannibal King giving rise to his Deadpool persona. Lol Let's see if anyone gets this... "Oh, fuck my cock"[/quote] Hmmmm, that's a tough one. I'm going to say every porno EVER! LOL I really don't know but I'll guess maybe, "Zack and Miri Make A Porno"? Let's see if anyone can get THIS dirty line. "Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."

Hot wife - - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS][quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS]"My Saturday job involves quite a few liberal athletic co-workers..." Damned socialist swingers wanting FREE sex handouts! [/quote] Pounding snowflake pussy rocks! [/quote Don't give 'em what they want! They just want free sex and for hard workin' 'Murcans to pay for it! If they want free sex they can go to Venezuela or Canada to get it, dammit! FUCK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! [/quote] I think I might be hooked on the blue Kool-Aid. I was watching a Marianne Williamsen interview and I was both inspired and aroused. [/quote] Who is she? Some liberal athlete hotwife you've been banging?!!? Oops, nevermind, I Googled her. Had no idea who she was (Kind of unusual for me.). She's got to be the hottest 66-year-old I'VE ever seen. [em]Emo_4[/em]

What the Actual Fuck? - - [quote=ILLUSTRATOR]Evil, the "mean German man" is into furries. Sorry, but it's true. And, because there are so few willing to have sex with an angry man, he gets frustrated and pulls out his dictionary. Instant grammar Nazi. It's an ugly cycle of abuse, really. [/quote] Well I'm certainly not going to vilify a man for enjoying a normal, healthy sexual outlet. On closer inspection I don't think that's Gizmo after all. I think it's actually some freak accident from the Build A Bear store. And speaking of freak accidents, you should see the uncut director's version of 'Rudolf, The Red Nosed Reindeer'. Those misfit toys weren't misfit because they were broken. They're ALL kinds of freaky naughty pervy and were banished to that island (the same one Ted Cruz plans to send swingers after he's elected) so they wouldn't pervert the rest of society. You don't EVEN want to know what Charlie-In-The-Box does inside his box with Dolly and Spotted Elephant! [em]Emo_21[/em]

Singles who are married and cheating - - JenandBrandon: Spot on! If you can't discuss this with your spouse, 1 Don't do it! or 2 End it and move on! Don't drag them down into the gutter of lies deceit and broken trust. Blueeysinutah: You are honest, and discrete. You're right your kids don't need to see this. But the fact that you are honest with your husband, whether he agrees with you or not (as you are separated and seeking dissolution of your marriage) shows the kind of integrity, so quickly evaporating from our larger society, that is to be commended. T4REAL69: If you mean to imply that having open sexual relations with others means that as swingers we have no right to define any morals, there are plenty of places in which you may live in your sainted paradise. In our experience the greatest thing we have found among REAL swingers is integrity. This is one of the greatest and most anciently recognized virtues. Without that societies based on social contract of any kind will revert to total lawless brutality. The concept of "The Rule of Law" is a social contract, and has no hold where integrity is absent. As for our part, we do take self proclaimed singles at their word with the honor system. We appreciate the honesty of those who do tell us about their situation, and decline any opportunities to play with them, as we don't need any of that kind of drama (buckshot anyone?) Even for those who are in the lifestyle and have a "hall pass" we will make a best effort to confirm with all parties that it is ok before we do any play. We do not feel it our place to "out" anyone whom we have discovered as a cheater, as this is something between them, with whomever they are espoused, and with whomever they are involved. If push comes to shove, we will however not hesitate to "throw them under the bus."

911 THE REAL TRUTH - - Please take this idiotic banter to a diferent venue... This is a swingers site and both of you are simply fucking with words that, if we were lucky and Japaneese or some other nationality we would disregard as simply noises made with letters. I think that if you wish to keep this crap up simply go out and do the impossible... and get off this flaming party. You are both like a Japaneese Zero trying to make the enemys carrier deck so as to kill any pilot still in the air because he cannot now land. Problem with this is that neither of you will ever hit the other's landing deck.. and maybe all you two are doing is taking your penis' out and flailing at each other with limp members. Aren't at least one of you big enough to put your dick back in your pants and get on with the business at hand.......Fun Fantasy and sex, real sex, not this impotent flailing of limp rhetoric.. Get off my channel and the channel of every other serious swinger in here. Take it out back somewhere.. Go meet in Vagas or NYC or how about New Orleans. Theres plenty of shit down there to throw since the waste treatment plants overflowed.. Isn't enough, enough. Grow UP NUFF SAID!!!!! BY me and definitely by both of you...Piss off

Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - I feckin exhausted on this one... LOL! Night e'one. -D-

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Know any Mormon swingers in SoCal? - Single girl in SoCal wants to know! - Everyone in the lifestyle has their own personal preferences and kinks. Part of the lifestyle is not letting social norms hold us back from experiencing those preferences/kinks. This is just her preference. We don't want others to "hate" on us our preferences, so let's not "hate" on her. :)

Here's something Ive been curious about - - Congrats on 10 years in the lifestyle, SLOW. We're old timers as well and have been doing this off and on since shortly after we got married. Over 25 years now! So I guess I can sort of see both points of view and contrary to the current rather negative societal attitude towards political correctness I have no trouble being firmly on the side of being kind to people and not labeling or belittling anyone regarding their participation in the lifestyle. Having said that, however, I can also see the viewpoint of some couples since when we first started swinging there really were no singles (or at least so few that we never met any) actively participating in the lifestyle. A few years later we met a few singles who would, say, hire a hooker to gain access to parties and events or sometimes convince a friend to act as sort of a swinging "beard" if you will, again to gain entry to swinging events. This was all pre-internet so connecting was considerably more difficult than it is now. To say that the internet changed swinging (for better or worse) is a HUGE understatement. I was talking to a guy (formerly single but now in a couple) recently about his experiences as both a SM and a couple in the lifestyle. His attitude had actually changed dramatically. It reminded me of former smokers who now are militantly anti-smoking. His argument (now that he's no longer single) was to take the couples and the singles and put them on separate websites and what do you have? He said you have a swingers site and a hookup site. I told him that there are some couples who actually seek out singles over other couples but he wasn't easily dissuaded. One final point he made that I thought perhaps was a valid point...he said when he first started out as a SM in swinging he thought that all or most of the married guys who enjoyed seeing their wives getting fucked were basically cuckolds or at very least not real men. He said it took him many years and a lot of different experiences to lose that mindset. He also said that now that he's part of a couple who is frequently contacted by single guys he sees that attitude (because he recognizes it from when he had it) far more often than not. He stated that he would guess that the VAST majority of those single guys who don't "get it", the bad apples if you will, the ones who ruin it for the few good guys have that attitude and mindset. He said that's why there will probably always be somewhat of a schism between singles and couples. Whew, that was a long fucking post. Hope it made sense. No more herb before posting, Mr. Evil! LOL