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Question - do you talk about other swingers? - we tend to agree its all about the fun not who ya had it with... If name droping is what people do then they have some bad karma and it will come back on them for kissin and tellin hehehe
LDS Swingers Survey - Will any former/active LDS swingers take my survey? - Gotter Done
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - I believe don juan and clittyflicker shoud get together and start there own forum... they are both fuckstix that woudn't have the rights and the liberties they have now if not for our armed forces... I don't agree with the war in Iraq, but I thought this was a site to meet other couples and singles in the lifestyle... and based on my limited exposure to both don juan and clitty, i have a hard time believing they are active in the lifestyle... maybe they are just venting frustrations they have pent up from the inability to attract someone on this site... now why don't we get back to the subject that we are really on this sight for...SEX!!!
Celebrity Fantasies... - - Well, isn't this site a swingers site? Well, then we should pick a foursome. The obvious for us is Brad and Angelina, but, we wouldn't kick Seal and Heidi Klum out of the bed for eating crackers. I could climb Heidi and Seal could certainly set the mood music.
B and J.
Alot of you people are gonna freak out about this - our profiles - HEHE....I LOOOOVE to google myself!!!! And FLAPLAYA... don't say it will be a bad hurricane season, we are moving to NC in a month :-( Lived on the coast in Naples, FL for 20 years and was pretty damn lucky. Don't have to worry about hurricanes in UT, just all these freaky, crazy and BEAUTIFUL swingers!!!! I sure hope NC is just as fun...
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Original humans as swingers? - Provocative theories based on Bonobo sexual behavior - I think animals weren't/aren't monogamous with a few exceptions such as wolves, peregrine falcons, penguins, and dolphins if i'm remembering correctly. i don't think i'd call it the same concept as swinging, but the idea was for the dominant male to spread his genes around as much as possible. whereas the females would attempt to mate with multiple males as to get more assistance with upbringing as well as pass on her own genes. that's my theory anywho. may or may not be even close to the truth, but it makes sense to me.
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Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - That moment when you interact with this post and then jump over to Tinder only to find a potential date wearing a pineapple t-shirt. Lol. You can't make this stuff up!
Vegas clubs - Which are the best? - If you are looking for a swingers club, check out Whispers. If you desire single guys, don't go there since they are not allowed. Also, their naked pool parties on Saturday and Sunday afternoons are really fun. We've heard a lot of good things about Playhouselv, but have not been there yet.
fantasy football league free trying to get only swingers in leag - free autodraft fantasy football league - Lol, I can't even find the league...I signed up, but can't find it...
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