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Posting Digital Pictures - - As a former amateur photographer and hobbiest, I find that a lot of you folks are not fully aware of the ability of your camera to , not only TAKE pictures, in a variety of sizes but also to post them in a size that people can see. I REALLY shouldn't be upset but, I really don't have anything better to do than complain. ROFLMFAO Okay, so here's what you do.... First , FIND your owners manual from wherever you hid it, this is undoubtedly the MAN's fault, since men think they can get along without an owners manual. (Hey, I'm a man too. I KNOW of what I speak (or in this case type). hehehe After you have found the manual, READ the part that deals with how to get the best picture (pixels or megs) from YOUR particular brand of camera. THEN, take some quality shots and post THEM and remove the ones we can't see anyway (without a magnifying glass). Check out THOUGHTGARDEN's profile pics sometime. They are THE MOST CREATIVE COUPLE (as far as pics) (can't say about swinging).That I've ever had the pleasure of ogling. I crack myself up sometimes. Oh well. I'm OLD. GIVE ME A BREAK. Okay next part of the equation. This is a subject that I gave a talk on at a swingers convention in Chicago a few years ago. CONTENT of your picture. Ladies, you are NOT defined by your tits, or you shouldn't be. You are MORE than just a set of "fun bags". Men, I'll get to you in a second. Ladies , I KNOW you are worried about someone you know seeing your pics and "outing" you to all your friends and neighbors. BZZZZT, wrong answer. If they have taken the time (and money) to explore the pics on Swingular, then, they MUST be swingers too. If you MUST cover your face, (digital is a little harder than film), I would suggest making a print (on glossy stock) (better detail) and then use some electrical tape, cut to size, just covering the face. Pay attention to backgrounds, if you are scared, then you don't want pics of the kiddies or mom and dad in the background. Best bet is to hang up a multicolored sheet for the background. OKay, MEN, YOU are not defined by your penis, or you shouldn't be (where have I heard THAT before?). This Cock size thing has gotten way out of proportion ( did I just say that?). If a woman NEEDS a bigger cock, then she is NOT doing her kegel exercises. If you don't believe me , ask your doctor. Men, you should be doing kegals too. The stronger those muscles the more you can "twitch" inside a woman. Ask any woman, they LIKE that. So, guys, take pics of MORE than just your cock. See above for suggestions. Full body shots, artfully posed, are the ticket. Whether you be man or woman. Action shots are a whole nother kettle of stew. I'll save that for another forum. AFTER , I get yelled at for THIS one. LOL Would love to hear what YOU have to say on the topic. Oh, BTW, I maybe divorced NOW, but, I was married for eighteen years and we were swinging for all but the first six months of our marriage. We ever met with a couple the weekend before the final papers were signed. So, I'm NOT a "no-nothing" single guy. Swingonmyvine

Observations from the other side of the room - Some unsolicited advice - All good advice. You should give seminars to the GAZILLIONS of single males who think female swingers are nymphomaniac, wanton sluts who will fuck anyone, any time, anywhere and that their husbands/partners are pathetic, impotent cucks who don't know how to please their partners and need a "real" man to satisfy their wives/girlfriends. You could make BANK teaching the utterly clueless how to act like a gentleman and do a service to the lifestyle by helping to weed out the twatwaffles who have no business even ATTEMPTING to enter a lifestyle they know nothing about and should leave immediately!

who's spouse do you want to fuck - - Well Damn! We get busy and don't spend as much time in chat and now no one wants to sleep with us anymore. :( LOL j/k I can tell you if we were in UTAH we would be having a parties with all you hoties. Cant wait to finally get up there so we can play! I personally would love to run my fingers through TG hair while ravishing his body. MMMMMMM and that Siren. The things we would do. Lest we not forget other UT hoties Irish, UTHOTCPLEX, bigDlilT, Fun4u2 our CO swingers like capt/ally, hunt, and on and on and on. I like the blind fold game sounds like fun! S&B

Eden House - What's it like, honestly from people that have attended? - Does anyone have anything good to say about Eden House? We were thinking about checking it out one of these weekends. Where we lived before we had 3-4 options for swingers clubs to go to. All of which had sex on premise. From what I've read Eden House is a "church". What gives? What's the average age would you guys say of people that attend? Is it like a bad 70's porno where you walk in and it's all 45+yrs and over weight with molestor-staches and 5 rolls a girl?

Vegas Next Week - - Anybody gonna be in Vegas next week? Gonna hit up our first Swingers club. If so hit us up, let's hang.

Why do you swing? - Why not? - As other have said it can enhance your relationship with your significant other and create a bond like no other but not for everyone. True swingers enjoy sex and should not have jealousy issues and take pleasure in the experience of sharing with the people they are attracted to and get along with. We have made some great friends and had some wonderful experiences but not always and we accept that sometimes the unexpected may happen and thats ok. At the point where you are not having fun you should walk away and we are still having way too much fun.

Brest implants - - I love my breasts! I got 450cc silicon under the muscle about 2 years ago and never regretted it. I didnt get a lift and I dont know how much scarring that has, but my scars from the implants aren't bad. The incisional scars are about 1 inch wide. I was very worried about scarring myself, but I think the small scars are worth the huge boost I got in my self esteem. I had nice breasts before, just a little small. But now they are perfect. My only wish is that I would have gone 50cc bigger, but anything is bigger than what I had before. I look so good in everything I wear now because I have cleavage and curves. My breasts look and feel real. I have had strangers (swingers at parties and people at topless beaches) that come up to me and say that they are too perfect to be real. I have had husbands come say that their wife wants implants but they dont want their wife to get them because they hate fake breasts, but seeing mine made them change their mind. Funny, cause that is how I talked my husband into getting on board (saw a topless girl with perfect breasts in south beach). I think the most important factors are 1)to make sure you do it for the right reasons, (mainly that YOU want it done and are not doing it for anyone else), and 2) to make sure you get a good dr. My dr actually did my mom's breasts 20 years ago and her's still look great and I knew he had a lot of experience, so that is why i went with him. I have seen some bad breast jobs though, so definately make sure you see the dr's work beforehand. Anyway, hope this helps.

Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - ULUV... nice way to prove your point...

Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - Leo here. :h

St. Pete FL... Anyone out there!?!?!? - - Caliente can be a bit pricy, but the facilities are nice & lots of people go there. Some smaller nudie facilities are near by there as well. The crowd, the price & the facilities at each vary. Some will give you 1-day free passes to try them out. A good percentage of swingers live at or near several of these facilities. For more casual spur-of-the-moment hooks ups, just try some of the bars in Ybor City. While you are there, also try to catch a meal at the Colombian. The food there is worth the trip if your other plans fall through. What have you been trying so far? In what ways has it not been working out for you? Tampa is a target rich environment. You probably just haven't found the right places or learned to read the local body language yet.