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Having a Swingres day at lagoon - Swingers at lagoon - yes, we might also be interested next season please add us to the contact list xoxo kk

We have heard about it many times........... - Couples that are swingers - hmmm DRAMA....wish someone would list the definition of DRAMA. Some might say that this is drama....airing dirty laundry on a public forum....others may think quarraling in public...anyhow it sounds like there may have been some miss-communication between possibly the four of you. Unless i have miss-read the replys it appears that the other couple have not responded to this post. i certainly would hate to see the members of this site become "JUDGE & JURY" without knowing both sides....especially if they do not want to discuss it for one reason or another. Queen, hope your experiences are pleasurable...that is what we all want, and let it be known that we are certainly not tryin to "stir the pot" simply tryin to keep un open mind....I know that WE ALL claim to be drama free...but we will be the first to admit that we are not perfect in our dealing with each other or with others.....ALL THE TIME!! this can be sometimes a interesting lifestyle... HAPPY NYE!!! Mr. Diver

RECOGNIZING OTHER SWINGERS - Outside of clubs & parties. - The wrist bands are for swingers at resorts and parties to know what each person or couple is into at a glance.. They use to do it at HEDO and I've heard of a few cruises that did it as well... We have talked about doing this for parties at a nudist resort so all swingers will know who the other swingers are. Some nudists get pissed if you chat swing with them... I have googled it and see it both ways... I have also heard that LOWES and DEPOT sell flags with Pineapples on them and some swingers use these as markers for house parties.... I somehow, cannot see walking up to someone at the grocery store and asking if they swing!! The pineapple I think is a very good idea...

HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season. If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks. Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points. Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same? When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous. The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid. The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! " Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player! I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement) I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile. :D

couples more [oft ] ask for couples or single females. why is th - - As a single male, I feel I must put my 2 cents in. I've personally heard some horror stories from some couples in dealing with single males. First, we are not all assholes. For instance, I always respond to all my emails with tact and class, even though sometimes you may not like what I have to say. I prefer to get to know a woman and perhaps seduce them. Sticking my dick in a woman, one minute after I meet her, doesn't appeal to me. Secondly, i'm reading about all kind of statistics being quoted. They all maybe true but there is only one statistic that I believe and practice. Apart from a monogomous relationship, the only effective way to decrease your chances of catching a std, is to wear a condom. Condoms aren't 100% effective, but I always use them. If you've met someone in your public life over the years that have lied to you, isn't it likely that some swingers will lie about thier health? Who hasn't met some online that sent a fake pic and lied about what they look like? Before couples were couples, they were single.

Any Swingers out there? Golf swingers that is... - - Woo hoo! and the swingers come out of the wood work! FoooooooooUrrrrrrrreeeeeee!

Bi-Sexual - lifestyle questions - Announcement! Ms Evil and I think that the United States should immediately unilaterally suspend any and all swinging activities until we can figure out what the hell is going on! I mean with all this supposedly "accidental" penetration of various orifices and stuff. And we should also have a database of swingers, track their movements and have surveillance against where they meet (swing clubs, happy hour meet 'n greets, hoochie koochie bars). Until we take these steps American swingers just aren't safe. Oh, and no more male swinger 'open carry'. It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out by some careless horny dude wielding a high capacity assault pocket Scud. Please go to We the People on the White House petition site and sign our petition to make American swinging great again! It's also been rumored that some young swingers are being radicalized and are planning to meet clandestinely for who knows WHAT! This has to STOP! Please vote for the return of traditional swinging values (key parties, gold chains, and lots and lots of chest and pubic hair). It's time to TAKE BACK our swing scene!

So you think only single men can be crude? - Guess again - Here's a classic: (I've never posted a private e-mail before but this is a REAL goober, he didn't have time to read our "Noval" but would like to fuck me till I pass out) From: WELOVLIFE Subject: No subject Date: August 6, 2006 (9:15 AM) Hi Mrs Fun I did not have time to read the noval, but I can keep it short and sweet. If you want hot sex then e-mail us. If you want a big dick in you than e-mail us. If hubby wants some good pussy than e-mail us. If you want to fuck until you pass out by all means e-mal us. Barb & John


Now if "John" had read our profile he may have figured out we might not be the best couple to send his "Shell Station Graffiti" too. We have to block all single men because they have a few goobers among their ranks, what happens if we have to block couples? Answer: Maytag-Repair-Man Swingers R- US (Lonely People)...

New Profile Game - Utah/Non-Utah - New Profile Game - Utah/Non-Utah - Utah swingers just look eternally happier

swingers parties - - "Not many people go there lookin for a dude. You can find one at the gas station"" Now that was funny, what do you say to the dude?.. Hey Goober, "Fill Her Up"? I know a little about Port Charlotte, my mother moved there back in the 90's. It began as a retirement community in the 60's and it's still not an incorporated city. It's just a name of a general location in Charlotte County. The most exciting thing to ever hit Port Charlotte was Hurricane Charley in 2004. My mother moved there when she was 65 but moved a year later because she said it was boring as hell with nothing but a bunch of old people. Good luck Dude in your party search, have you considered a career in the gas attendant industry. :S "Fill Her Up"?

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