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5 Guys - Who knew?.? - Lol why are all the sexy swingers in Utah? Teehee
New Years Party (1/2 In Pocatello) - Let's celebrate 2015 and welcome 2016!! - Well, it is that time of year for us all to look back on the year that is just about over and reflect upon it as it has been an interesting year for our group of sexy friends. It is also time to look ahead to 2016 in the hopes that it will be an even better year for us all.
So come on out and join us for a chance to get together some of our sexy friends and welcome in the New Year together. This party will be on Saturday, January 2nd in the Jasper Room at the Clarion Inn in Pocatello starting at 8:00 pm. We will have full bar service and some hors d'oeuvres available. In addition to that we have reserved 2, 2-room king suites for those who wish to break away from the party and have some sexy fun.
Due to the nature of this party and the arrangements we have made, there will be a cost for admission. Tickets are $25 for a couple and $15 for single males and or females. Due to the size of the room we have rented for this party, there will be a limited number of tickets available (30 couples tickets and 15 singles tickets). Tickets are available for purchase online at Ticket Leap (http://idaho-swingers-r-us.ticketleap.com/2016-new-years-party).
We hope to see you there for a good time!
Why are there prostitutes on Swingular? - - I know.. I was just being a smart ass. But it was ME who posted her profile link. ;)
You're welcome to everyone who is using a swinger site to find a sex worker!
I heard that EROS is better for this.. but give swingular a few more months. It might just catch up!!
[quote=Mrnmrsb][quote=ANONYMOUS]I do marketing for a living if anyone wants to hire me. ;)[/quote]
I was referring to the prostitute being a smart business person for using a swingers web site. Because as everyone has pointed out. WAYYYYY TOO MANY SINGLE MEN and not enough single women.[/quote]
Swingers dying out? - Is the utah swinger community dying or becoming to needy? - Nope, sorry. We checked for a pulse and swinging has flatlined. And that boner you see is just advanced rigor mortis. On a positive note, necrophilia is still legal in some places.[em]Emo_84[/em]
Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - Cancer......
What is it to being a swinger couple - Is it always this way - When you hook up with a couple, you are hooking up to the part of their life they in general want to keep secrete. They don't want you as friends that will filter into their everyday normal life. And there is always times where you know the other couple are great people, but the sex just was not that good. Most all sex is fun, but some sex is way better. You have to be able to sep real life friends and sex friends, its not often they mix well. People have their family, jobs and life in general to protect and don't want you close to any of it or should I say will risk having you close to it. It's not personal, it's reality and swinging is fantacy and you were a booty call. If you find true friends, generally the playing stops. You don't want to risk true friends for a quick piece of bootie. We see swingers who seem to have play friends that work, but if we see them a year later. It has almost always chaged for some reason. So relax, have fun and move on. There will be couples you do not want a play date with again too. :)
Swingulars Outage - What really happened - As everyone knows, our dear Swingular recently suffered an outage. It has been a painfull 5 days or so for all members of Swingular, and we wish to take a moment to console you for the pain.
OK.. Now that the moment is over, here is what happened...
As we all know, Swingular is a site that involves many people in a particular lifestyle. This lifestyle represents many \"UPs\" and \"DOWNs\", much cumming and going, a lot of flirting, a few drinks and quite often \"HARD\" times.
Well the server seems to have been taking the brunt of the abuse, expected to be \"UP\" and ready to perform at a moments notice. Not by one partner, but often by several thousands of people at the same time.
After several years af sexual gratification to so many people.. The servers \"HARD\" drive failed. It just didn\'t have what it took to get it \"UP\" one more time. It was drained, no more \"JUICE\" of life left in it. (The sticky substance was everywhere except where it needed to be.)
Yes friends, leave it to a swing site to have HARD drive failure...
To top it off, it is my estimation that someone said the wrong thing to the hard drive, for after it was replaced with a newer model, the old drive just refused to \"MOUNT\", the best I can figure is that someone, somewhere at sometime convinced the HARD drive that it wasn\'t supposed to \"SWING THAT WAY\".
Yes, we now have a failed HARD drive that refuses to MOUNT..... Only at a swingers site...
Well we now have a fresh new HARD drive, ready for years of use and abuse, it is better than a Sybien Sex Machine as it is able to give satisfaction to multiple partners without having to stand in line.
And now for what REALLY happened.....
We were attacked by the Moral Majority... It appears they don\'t agree with our MORALITY...
I say to them, GET OVER IT... This is OUR LIFE, OUR LIFESTYLE.... If ya don\'t like it... Go Fluck yourself!
Any Swingers out there? Golf swingers that is... - - We are always up for a round of golf!!! We try to get as much in as we can in the short season we get here!!!!! Hit us up anytime for a round!
We thought this was educational and should explain a lot about s - keep an open mind. Swingers are spiders. Each to their own unique ways! - Didn't have my speakers on and I admit I only watched a couple of snippets. Is it a video about molesting spiders with a Q-tip? Cuz we're all over doing kinky shit to animals and stuff. [em]Emo_84[/em]
Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - [quote=CHEFFETTE][quote=LOOKIN4FUN369]We are getting off of track of what this post was created for, it wasn't to make fun or the party or who is attending age limitations. it's was to see who would want to party for those who can't attend due to it being sold out. [/quote]
I thought the point of RECON's post was that if age is being verified prior to tickets going out, it isn't actually sold out.[/quote]
I doubt they verify the age, just took the money and ran lol
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