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Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
This one time at Swingers Camp - Discussion about N by N camp out - had a great time again.... I love meeting new people and hanging with my bestie (GINA & ROB)...
I will be at the next party... thank's for a great time Sue.Dre, Lane...
fantasy football league free trying to get only swingers in leag - free autodraft fantasy football league - What if you don't know anything about football? Yes this is the male half....can I just fantasize that I do?
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - [quote=HARD_STONE][quote=EDANY0178]DVP? [/quote]
I'll take either opening that I'm allowed in.
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Uummm...i think this is one topic that "just average" would be an advantage...at least for us less "experienced" girls lol...
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Cosplay ? - - I'd post the pics of us dressed as Marv and Goldie/Wendy from Sin City but our family has seen those pics and we'd prefer they not know we're swingers.
Anybody ever "played" (swinger-wise) while in costumes? I'm thinking it would take Cosplay to a WHOLE new level! [em]Emo_49[/em]
Christian Swingers - - I am an Atheist myself. However, I have seen lot's of people here that are Christians and also swingers. I personally think they can go hand-in-hand. It's not anyone's place to judge. This is why... There are plenty of people (all men) who "Covet thy neighbors wife" and both men and women commit adultry. Both of which are a "sins", according to the teachings within the bible. There are also intolerant fucks who judge others despite the teachings of Jesus etc. These hypocrites are just as guilty of sin, but consider themselves christians. Why can't a swinger be a christian???
So.... I say, that a christian is no more perfect than the next person. They're all aspiring to be godly, but all of them sin. According to bible (no matter how absurd it is), lust and sex, outside your marriage, is evil. It's among all manner-o-sin outlined in the book-o-don't (bible). So, since no one is perfect and all of us sin to some degree, why is this even an issue?
I would say to all those hypocrites, "Unless you are perfect, you can jam your judgments up the posterior end of your alimentary canal." As a great man once said... "Fuck Those Fuckin' Fuckers!"
-D-
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - This is what it looked like when we bought it this weekend. Will show the pics of the after restore. I love my cute hot wheel car just make me grin from ear to ear. So much fun!!! HOTFIRE
"Couples" catergory rather than "Single Female"? - Which Swingular category is appropriate? - How you post is up to you. Lots of women post both ways. I guess it depends on your point of view. Most swinging couples don't think of us singles as swingers and maybe we are not technically. I cannot think why a married man would ever think of posting as a single but I admit that I have not looked either. If they do it should be posted clearly in their profile also.
But if you are in this lifestyle and single you may want to meet single women and hope that a really personal relationship may develop with one. This lifestyle is not just about hook ups. In general I would think that as a single swinger I would want to bond with a woman that wishes to live this lifestyle. At least that would work for me. So to that end, finding a single post that is really a married post is always a disappointment. But as long as you are clear in your profile, I say no harm, no foul. On some boards, depending on your level, cannot read the profile. But if a single man can
Other activities? - Do you only meet swingers for sex? - we also meet most for friendship. we play if we have the chemistry, but that\'s not a given
We like to boat and go out on the town with our lifestyle friends. We have them over for dinner and stuff as well...
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