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Go turn on Oprah - re:swingers - We've been tryin' to turn that BITCH on for years and she is COLD! I'm talkin' FRIGID! We even tried our nuke-ya-ler powered vibrator and she STILL won't squirt for us! But we're unleashing our posse of circus midgets on her ass the next time we party with her and Steadman in Chi-town....NOW we'll see if she has a big "O" magazine! Uh huh!
Evil
Question for men - Honest - Sad to say but this place is going down fast! when this is one of the more popular forum topics on a swingers site LOL … #titanic
Earthquake - - You guys have super powers now? SWEET! What are they? X-ray vision? Turning water into Moscato? Turning a crock pot of swinger meatballs into coconut macaroons? [em]Emo_96[/em]
Yeah I think Jesus is just punishing all the naughty fuckers in Bountiful. We have it on good authority (Kevin Eubanks lives there) that Bountiful is FULL of the raunchiest swingers imaginable. In fact they've talked about annexing Woods Cross and renaming the place Sodom and Gomorrah. Last week there was a gas leak on 5th West. Next week it will prolly be e.coli at Pace's Dairy Ann. [em]Emo_8[/em]
International Swingers Day - How are you celebrating? - DP!!
City Cracking Down On Sex Parties - - Adam,
It's acceptable to be intolerant of bigotry and oppression. ;) As for your lengthy rant, sorry dude you rambled too long. I lost interest. Try to stick to one idea at a time. I mean that with respect and no offense. It's just too difficult to reply to all of that, when it's so all over the place like that.
Flatlander,
I am not the one arguing. LOL! Spare me your personal remarks. You don't know me. Again, the article says that the city is trying to find anything they can to shut them down. That tells me that they are trying to find any excuse to shut them down. If parking were the only issue, the remedy would be simple. Park everyone remotely in a central location and VAN them in. I don't think it's the only issue. The only other issue is moral and where do morals come from???
Here's a little quote from the article:
"When I bought my house, I didn't think I'd be living next to a massage parlor and brothel."
What would it matter if there was a brothel or massage parlor in a neighborhood? Prostitution is wrong because Christians say it's wrong. In countries where Christianity isn't allowed to taint government, they have redlight districts. There is plenty of evidence in the article that points at the religious motivation.
Another quote for ya.
"After Wood said he complained, the city put up no-parking signs in front of his house and the Cherry Pit. But that hasn't kept visitors away.
The Duncanville City Council is set to vote on an ordinance that would declare the Cherry Pit and other clubs like it illegal and a public nuisance.
The city said the problem is the Cherry Pit promotes the activity on its Web site. If the new ordinance passes, when the city finds a sex club is advertised or promoted, then officials will have a system in place to shut it down."
It appears no parking didn't stop the swingers, so they are trying to make the clubs illegal. In other words. Parking wasn't the problem. The swingers found ways to get there without parking. What else would the city's motive be? I'm a child for challenging your position??? What am I not allowed to disagree with you???
-D-
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Age - New to the swingers community - is age a factor in how a couple is viewed? - We tried different ages. The young ones just don't have a clue, too immature and scared. A lot of the older ones have erection difficulties. People do tend to pick those near their own age. The biggest factor is how picky the women are, including my own wife. As a couple we have been turned down a lot because my hair is grey and thinning causing me to look older. My wife doesn't like large over weight guys or guys with short cocks, or those who shave their heads. I don't think its age that is a factor so much as overall looks. If the attraction isn't there it doesn't matter what your age is.
We like the 40 to 55 range.
Christain Swingers? - - We are both born again and read our bibles Regularly nad believe the marriage bed is sacred and what we do with it is our bussiness as long as we follow the guidlines. No animals, children, or relatives.
Juat wanted to add my 2 since worth
Age quesiton - Do swingers of the same age group swing together? - We tend to swing with people closer to our own age, but make friends with people of all ages. As long as we have that connection (whether it be friends or more), age is not an issue. It just happens that we tend to be attracted to the younger crowd more often.
Swingular still active/ legit? - Looking for couples or singles - [quote=MEOWMIX10000]This site is overrun with Single Males whos sole purpose in life seems to be posting Dick Pics. Actual Swingers are few and far between here. I would wait and see how the site update is before paying money.
[/quote]AWM. lol 😂
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