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Lack of Communication - Is it really that hard? - I've been thinking about this thread (and other's like it...they seem to come along every few months or so, along with the ones about whether or not condoms are a good idea or whether we're just caving to the big latex conglomerates) and I have a few additional thoughts.
First, many (most?) emails we receive seem to have about as much thought put into them as one might put into which side of their hamburger to start eating on. If they aren't spammed out to multiple people the senders, at very least, don't seem to have the verbal capacity to write anything beyond, "We seen yer add and wanna put our naughty bits in yer naughty bits." [SIC] Is it that hard to include a little tidbit or two about WHY you think we might be a good match for you and why we would want to take time out of our busy lives to meet with you? And the few that DO contain more than a generic greeting or poorly thought out pick up line have obviously not read our profile (don't necessarily blame them...takes a minimum of a couple of hours to slog through) and don't know what we are and are not looking for. For Christ's sake, give us at least ONE compelling reason why you think we'd like to meet you such as, "We love fisting out stuffed ferrets too and also worship Satan as our lord and master. Let's have coffee."
Second, when did we all become such Tender Heart Care Bears? And why do we necessarily feel entitled to a response to a more often than not spammed out email from people wanting to perv our locked pics? I've only written back to that nice Nigerian prince like ten or fifteen times before I finally got tired of him asking for my checking account number. Do you call back every carpet cleaning company that leaves a message on your voice mail? Do you send a nice polite note back the the guy who's running for president for the Violent Tyrannical Dictator Party and wants you to donate to his campaign fund? I mean, he was even nice enough to send you a self addressed stamped envelope.
So maybe put a little thought into your solicitations. Give people a compelling reason to write you back beyond, "OMG, you're swingers? We're swingers too. We should totally fuck!". This goes double for single guys. Read the profile...even if you have to do it over two or three nights and use a dictionary to look up the big words. Take note of what people are and aren't looking for and especially if they mention your particular demographic. And last but not least, Don't worry about it if someone doesn't write you back. For all you know they've just survived a horrific bumper car accident at Lagoon or maybe they're 2 days in to binge watching all nine seasons of Matlock and haven't eaten or slept for two days. If you're consistently not getting any responses to your emails maybe you're fishin' in the wrong pond. Take a good long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself honestly if Angelina Jolie REALLY would like to fuck you or if you're more likely to hit it off with Steve Buscemi or Nick Nolte.
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We have heard about it many times........... - Couples that are swingers - that sucks, well i wish you the bes next year...or before...lol another year another fuck!!!
swingers dvds - - Nina hartly has some about getting into the lifestyle; Nina Hartley's Guide to swinging, and I think there is another about swinging by her as well..
Swinging in the USA Available thru A&E
Avg. Rating: What does Avg. Rating mean?
Director: Luc Wylder
See real couples encourage their lovers to try GROUP SEX! In this authentic Swingers video, Carmen Luvana teaches curious couples how to be pornstars! She kicks things off with a 12-person orgy. Girls get screwed, men get sucked, pretty pussies squirt and firm asses open till everybody cums! Every scene is loaded with group sex, attractive amateurs and more swinging than a playground. 103 X-rated minutes.
Sin in the Suburbs / The Swap and How They Make It. The disc itself was just released last year. However, it seems that the original two movies on this disc were released in the 1960's or 1970's.
Here are a few more with the site listed and links..
A Swingin' Affair, <http://somethingweird.com/3054.htm>
All Around Service, <http://somethingweird.com/3572.htm>
Bang! Bang! The Mafia Gang, <http://somethingweird.com/3038.htm>
The Bedroom, <http://somethingweird.com/3540.htm>
Caged Women, <http://somethingweird.com/3564.htm>
Campus Swingers, <http://somethingweird.com/3545.htm>
Swingers Road-Trip to New Orleans! - New Orleans Dec 2 - 5 - Swingers Road Trip to New Orleans!
Join us in New Orleans!
We have a group of swinger couples going to New Orleans December 2 to 5.
I blocked several rooms at a French Quarter hotel that is a few blocks from Colette's Swing Club.
The NFL game that weekend is LIONS VS SAINTS Dec 4th for those interested
We are looking for attractive COUPLES to join my GF & I
I am 6 foot 200 lbs with over 8, she is 5'5 120 lbs with small perky breasts and a tight pussy!
Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - AMEN Tequilarose, you are a goddess! I agree with you completely except one thing, he belongs in Iran or Syria.
Wife sharing - Let’s see some fun adventures - Swingers cove at deer creek? A real thing?
Help advice needed - Played with best friends - How does the saying go? Make friends out of swingers, not swingers out of friends.
We're going to SEMA! - Gonna be in Las Vegas for the weekend. Sexy swingers?? - We are here now... going home on Friday. We aren't "SEXY swingers" since we have had our AARP credentials for a few years now. We will check here from time to time. Have a great SEMA, see you there.
Question for women - Bi sex - Hi Everyone!
As a woman and a partner I would be VERY unhappy to have an encounter 'arranged' without my knowledge. It's a trust thing, for sure. It has been my experience that the best way to experience this is in a couples situation. I've had a rocking good time with arranging f/f play in that arena. Another simple option for you is a trip to a city that has a good swingers club. :)
Gonna have to do that myself soon too :)
Good luck and lots of fun to the both of you!
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Shit Swingers Say - Hilarious Video.. - A few highlights.. (Definitely things you'll ONLY hear swingers say)...
"Should I pack my strap-on? I'm not sure if they're going to have one"
"Do you guys mind if we move our dinner to next week? She JUST got her period."
"I didn't recognize you guys with your clothes on!!"
"Honey, you have GOT to feel her breasts.."
"I don't wanna go out, I have a pimple on my ass".
"Do you know any babysitters that will stay past 5am?"
"So if our parents ask.. here's how we know each other....."
"Do you remember what brand of condmons Jim and Karen like?"
"What did you do to my husband, and can you teach me?"
"That was awesome... What are your names again?"
"Do NOT open this in front of your family."
"Don't get my head in the shot.."
"I FOUND A UNICORN!"
"Sorry about the wet-spot"
"If we do Indian for dinner, we might not wanna have anal later."
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